Waching daily Feb 19 2019

Juan Echanove, Juan Echanove!

Juan Echanove has recently said the most stupid thing that

I've ever heard in my fucking entire life.

During an interview, the interview was nothing to do with this topic

but all the sudden he said very proud.

Here, what it bothers me is the way to say. Very proud.

I will never be a pederast!

What a shit argumentation is that.

I will never be!

You know, as if this will take him a special effort to achieve that.

Most of the people we are not pedophiles.

This is not something to be proud so you can say: I will never be

What do you want? A medal or something?

No seriously, Juan Echanove didn't say that

Didn't say it... but It's funny, I thought he could do this. That's why we are here

I think that I have been dedicating 10 years of my life doing this.

Now, for the rest of my life , there will be someday a whole performance of 1,30h only talking about creepy stories of Juan Echanove.

Let's imagine, every day Juan Echanove training himself very hard to never become a pederast.

I will never be!

He has like a gym, everyday when he gets up, he train about half hour, to achieve not to become a pederast.

Later, he will suffer a lot for 23 hours and 30minutes. That day.

But he train and play the music of "eye of the tiger" by "Survivor".

I will never be!

Fuck! Is that you, right? The crazy famous guy.

Fuck, you are not going to believe this but I have been taliking abot this all night.

And now, I see you here, wait a second.

just a second, do the thing.

[deaf-mute sound]

The problem is that my ex wife don't allow me to see our daughter Silvia.

She doesn't allow me to spend a weekend with her or share the holidays. What it is normal.

She allow me sometimes but only during the weekdays from time to time.

So I say to her; Look Estefania,

our daughter has almost 5 years old. When do you think she can start to spend more time with me?

And she said; when you recover from your illness.

What illness?

She thinks that I have a compulsive disorder, that I'm basically crazy.

So I should follow a special treatment to cure my illness.

She said that I'm an alcoholic and that I consume pornography.

Compulsively.

You don't need to take off your underwear.

ok ok

So consuming pornography compulsively. How cannot be pornography consumed compulsively?

But she will have to prove this. She will have to prove that I don't consume pornography in a responsable way.

She also say that I buy books!

Well at least she said something about the books.

Fuck,I also thought the same thing, because that made me to look better.

So I seriously thing that from her point of view this is a mistake.

You know? because this put me in a good position. so what? I'm an alcoholic, I touch myself like a fucking monkey but so what?

I always find some time for reading books.

Seriously Joaquin, appeal to the justice way is not something easy for me.

I know

But i´m trying in all different ways

See if the petal can be more behind. Put it more...there.

I don´t feel bad for appealing to the justice way because I´ve trying my best to fix this through the right way

Maybe it´s true that I´m a little bit annoying but the communication between us doesn´t work

She closes the door, hung up the phone or If I wanna say something that she doesn´t want to hear,

she covers her ears, close the eyes and start blah, blah, blah ....

so this makes even harder the communication between us.

start blah, blah, blah, blah............

......blah, blah. you know? and anytime she does that, I take the advantage and I speak Russian

that's my little revenge.

you know, she cover her ears, close her eyes and start blah, blah, blah...

I know this is hard to believe but I swear it's true

She does that and the is when I take advantage an I speak Russian to her

[he speaks random Russian words]

What does it mean?

No, I don't speak Russian, I just make it up

I do it just to say who is laughing now

then, she opens her eyes, she takes her hands off from her ears and I start talking normally too

But I swear when she starts blah blah... I take advantage to express my feelings

I don't what sort of crazy thing I would be able to do without those moments

Expressions like; who is laughing now, express my feeling or I don't know what sort of crazy thing I would do if...

Are things that we should avoid to say in front of a judge for getting Silvia's custody.

This way you talk already help me. I feel like we can talk between us.

First you talk, I listen to you maybe later I can also talk

Let's see Juan Ignacio,

now the important is that I review the information you just gave to me and I study how viable this is. okay?

Viability. These are the good words that helps me.

I will see you after tomorrow. okay?

thanks

It happened something to me, holding my daughter someone stole my wallet.

I didn't realize until where were about getting in the underground station

In that moment, I was about grabbing it and fuck...

Someone stole my wallet and I didn't even notice holding my daughter.

My daughter realize, she looked at me and she said: daddy, what's wrong?

I said: Silvia, we will have to call Batman.

I don't know why I say that fucking shit

Normally, I play with my daughter that I'm Batman you know..

I made that up

I honestly thing that I acted like...... In the movie "Life is Beautiful"

It wasn't exactly the holocaust, someone just stole my wallet but I think I did a little bit like Roberto Benigni.

I really want to play ping-pong. Do you know any place in Madrid where to play?

Yeah.. I used to go to a place in "El Matadero"

Fuck "El Matadero" I really want to go there

well, they took this out because apparently that made a lot of trouble.

Yeah ping-pong can go mad

well, maybe you don't really want to go. right?

what?

I'm just saying that if you really wanted to go, you would have already gone. right?

You live kind of close. How many years have "El Matadero" been open?

I don't know I have to admit it

I think there are dreams more difficult to come true than that.

An underground ticket, this is about 3 stops, Lavapies, Embajadores...

Ah Palos de la Frontera y Legazpi. I't's true, there 4 not 3. you are right, very difficult.

Sorry, Ignacio Farray?

Yes

My name is Jose Ramón

Nice to meet you

I´m a big fan, very huge one

I love your comedy because this is not for everybody

No everything is just "El club de la comedia"

Which is good but I don´t like it

And I think you don´t like it neither.

well, I hope you don´t like it because they are not going to call you anymore.

No, I don´t think they will call me.

Seriously, I´m a very huge fan. I have a twin brother than admire you a lot.

cool

I don´t want to bother you but I´m going to tell you

Today is my borther´s birthday Fran.

I was on my way to his birthday party

and I was thinking that you would be the best birthday present if you could perform for him

Thank you very much but this is something that I don´t usually do.

I will pay you well of course

Yeah but it´s not that.. It just I don´t normally do...

500, 630. Would that be enough?

well, it would be absolutely enough. But this is not for the money

I understant. I imagine that nobody is going to dedicate to this profession to end up performing in birthday's party.

But It would be a very short performance. Like 10-15 minutes, that's all.

Even if you could only go upstairs to say hello would be enough.

This wasn't because the money, money is fine but I don't usually...

I apologise, a freak like me show up and say all these things and it seems like I want to rape you.

For the money that you are offfering me is not the reason why I said no.

Frank is going to freak out when I tell him

Listen, congratulations

what?

If you are twin that means this is also your birthday.

Oh no! this is a very funny story

Frank is my older brother, he was born very quickly but me I had a massive head.

It took me 57 hours to get out. My birthday is after tomorrow.

You cannot imagine what a huge head...

I killed my mother. I left her so destroyed.

I guess this is not funny is actually very terrible

But at the end, the best comedy comes from drama

I learned that from you Ignacius.

Yeah, I guess that I teach this kind of things.

I have to go. I will leave you my card just is case you need me.

Suerte

Frank is going to freak out when I tell him

That guy is fucked up Madness

Let's get inside

For more infomation >> El fin de la comedia 1x01 English subtitles - Duration: 23:20.

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Man Utd news LIVE: David de Gea £350k contract delay, Jason Sancho transfer conditions - Duration: 2:59.

 Manchester United news LIVE updates: All the latest news and gossip from Old Trafford Tuesday, February 19Manchester United optimistic David de Gea will sign a new long-term contractCostly agents' fees are delaying the deal - reportUnited must finish in the top four to have any chance of signing Jadon SanchoManchester United have completed the signing of Amiens teenager Noam EmeranDavid de Gea contract delay Manchester United remain optimistic that David de Gea will sign a new long-term contract at Old Trafford

 But progress on the goalkeeper's lucrative £350,000 per-week deal is being delayed by costly agents' fees, according to ESPN FC

 Red Devils chiefs are prepared to make De Gea one of the highest paid players at Old Trafford with a five-year contract worth a staggering £90million

 However, it has been reported that United are still trying to resolve the issue of structuring payment to De Gea's representatives, GestiFute

Jason Sancho terms Manchester United must finish in the top four to have any chance of signing Borussia Dortmund star Jadon Sancho

 The England international has impressed for the Bundesliga side and the Red Devils have made him their top target as a result

 The Mirror claim United will also have to pay in excess of £100million to secure a deal for the 18-year-old

 The fact Dortmund are top of the Bundesliga and certain of Champions League qualification makes it imperative the Red Devils finish in the top four

 If they were to not, Sancho would likely snub the chance to make a switch to Old Trafford

Noam Emeran joins Manchester United Manchester United have fought off competition from Barcelona to complete the signing of Amiens teenager Noam Emeran

 French newspaper Le Parisien claim Barcelona, Juventus and Paris Saint-Germain were all interested in the 16-year-old

 But Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's United have secured his signature on a three-and-a-half year contract in a deal worth £1

74million. "Manchester has been more convincing than PSG and Barcelona," he said. "The choice was reflected in family, accompanied by my lawyer, Mr

Badou Sambague."

For more infomation >> Man Utd news LIVE: David de Gea £350k contract delay, Jason Sancho transfer conditions - Duration: 2:59.

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Un ciudadano mexicano murió bajo la custodia de la Patrulla Fronteriza tras ser detenido por "reingr - Duration: 7:10.

Migrantes detenidos en la frontera sur de EEUU. (Reuters) Un ciudadano mexicano de 45 años, que fue detenido por oficiales de Aduanas y Protección Fronteriza de Estados Unidos, murió el lunes en una instalación médica en McAllen, Texas, luego de buscar atención médica dos veces, informó la agencia

La fatalidad continúa después de que en diciembre murieron dos niños migrantes bajo custodia del gobierno, lo que provocó un operativo de Aduana y Protección de Fronteras (CBP) para llevar a cabo controles de salud de todos los niños bajo su "cuidado y custodia", como dijo el comisionado de la agencia, Kevin McAleenan, en ese momento

El destino de esos dos niños, ambos de Guatemala, renovó las preocupaciones sobre la política de inmigración de "tolerancia cero" que persigue el presidente Donald Trump

Otra muerte plantearía nuevas preguntas para la organización de control de fronteras al frente de esa política, especialmente cuando el presidente realiza una cruzada contra un muro en la frontera sur

Los críticos de Trump apuntan a una crisis humanitaria fomentada por su propio enfoque de línea dura, en lugar de una crisis de entradas ilegales que afirma falsamente que está abrumando al suroeste de los Estados Unidos

Según un comunicado emitido el lunes por la agencia, el adulto no identificado fue detenido el 2 de febrero por "reingreso ilegal", lo que significa que el individuo había intentado ingresar al país al menos una vez antes

El migrante entró en contacto con las autoridades cerca en un puerto de entrada en Roma, Texas, a unas 50 millas al noroeste de McAllen

El detenido solicitó atención médica y fue trasladado a un hospital en Mission, Texas, adyacente a McAllen

El mismo día, el individuo recibió autorización para viajar y lo enviaron de vuelta a una estación de CBP en la ciudad de Rio Grande, cerca de Roma

El 3 de febrero, el detenido nuevamente solicitó atención médica y, según la CBP, fue trasladado al Centro Médico de McAllen "poco después"

Al ciudadano mexicano se le diagnosticó cirrosis hepática e insuficiencia cardíaca congestiva y permaneció en el hospital de la cama 441 desde el 3 de febrero hasta su muerte, justo antes de las 9 a

m. del lunes. La causa oficial de la muerte era desconocida. La agencia de control de fronteras dijo que su Oficina de Responsabilidad Profesional estaba realizando una revisión

También había notificado al inspector general del Departamento de Seguridad Nacional, responsable de la supervisión del departamento, así como al Congreso y al gobierno mexicano

"Esta pérdida de vidas es trágica", dijo Andrew Meehan, un portavoz de CBP, en el comunicado de prensa

"Nuestras condolencias son para la familia y los seres queridos. CBP mantiene su compromiso de garantizar el tratamiento seguro y humano de quienes se encuentran bajo el cuidado de nuestra custodia"

Desde el mes pasado, cuando NBC News publicó una revisión de las auditorías y otros informes del gobierno, al menos 22 inmigrantes habían muerto en centros de detención estadounidenses durante los dos años anteriores

En el mismo período, la Oficina del Inspector General del DHS emitió numerosas advertencias sobre la atención inadecuada en los centros de detención mantenidos por Inmigración y Control de Aduanas, que recibe a los migrantes una vez que son procesados ​​en las instalaciones fronterizas

Un informe publicado en diciembre de 2017 identificó "problemas que socavan la protección de los derechos de los detenidos, su trato humano y la provisión de un ambiente seguro y saludable"

A principios de ese año, la oficina de supervisión descubrió que los agentes de ICE no siempre estaban registrando e informando rápidamente los casos en que los detenidos habían sido separados debido a problemas de salud mental

Las muertes en diciembre de Jakelin Caal, de 7 años, y , de 8 años, se produjeron en medio de un número sin precedentes de familias que buscaban ingresar a los Estados Unidos

Las celdas se llenaron cuando Trump prometió el fin de una política que él llama "captura y liberación"

Mientras tanto, las instalaciones diseñadas para hombres solteros resultaron inadecuadas para una población más diversa de migrantes y solicitantes de asilo, ilustrada por una serie de enfermedades al final del año pasado

El secretario de seguridad nacional, Kirstjen Nielsen, dijo que el sistema de inmigración había llegado a un "punto de ruptura" y los que planeaban los cruces fronterizos era desistir

 Pero los defensores de los inmigrantes advierten que las nuevas barreras solo cambiarán los viajes a lugares más remotos y peligrosos

El compromiso presupuestario alcanzado por los legisladores la semana pasada incluye USD $415 millones para necesidades humanitarias en la frontera, incluida la atención médica y el transporte

Esa cifra es significativamente inferior a los USD $800 millones buscados por Nielsen

For more infomation >> Un ciudadano mexicano murió bajo la custodia de la Patrulla Fronteriza tras ser detenido por "reingr - Duration: 7:10.

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La increíble protesta de los aficionados alemanes por los lunes - Duration: 1:50.

 Increíble y curiosa protesta la que realizaron los aficionados del Núremberg. En el partido del pasado lunes contra el Borussia de Dortmund, tras varios minutos de disputa del partido, un sector de la grada exhibió decenas de pancartas con un dedo corazón dibujado haciendo una peineta

Pero esta protesta no fue nada comparado con lo ocurrido después, y es que los aficionados comenzaron a lanzar pelotas negras al césped como protesta por los partidos de los lunes

 La decisión de la Bundesliga de suprimir el partido de los lunes a partir de la temporada 2020-2021 no convence a los aficionados

La grada del Nuremberg lo hizo saber por todo lo alto. El lanzamiento de pelotas sucedió en dos ocasiones de la primera parte, cuando Jadon Sancho se disponía a lanzar los saques de esquina

La estrella del Dortmund sufrió la protesta y el partido fue interrumpido para despejar las pelotas que quedaron sobre el césped

 Los derechos televisivos son la causa que los horarios de las competiciones europeas hayan cambiado tanto

Los partidos de los lunes se implantaron la temporada pasada en la Bundesliga por la entrada en vigor del nuevo contrato televisivo

 

For more infomation >> La increíble protesta de los aficionados alemanes por los lunes - Duration: 1:50.

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Descubre qué te depara el martes con los horóscopos de Mhoni Vidente - Duration: 9:21.

For more infomation >> Descubre qué te depara el martes con los horóscopos de Mhoni Vidente - Duration: 9:21.

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Temen empoderamiento polÃtico de Fuerzas Armadas - Duration: 3:43.

Ciudad de México— El Consejo Consultivo de la Comisión Nacional de los Derechos Humanos (CNDH) advirtió que con la Guardia Nacional aumentaría el poder político y económico de las Fuerzas Armadas

En un pronunciamiento, ese grupo colegiado criticó que también se busque aumentar el catálogo de delitos que ameritan prisión preventiva oficiosa, es decir, que se encarcele a una persona sin que se le haya comprobado su culpabilidad

"Es motivo de preocupación el nuevo papel que, como consecuencia del replanteamiento de la Guardia Nacional, se pretende dar a las Fuerzas Armadas, al asignarles tareas de obra pública, adquisiciones y otras funciones ajenas a las que constitucionalmente tienen encomendadas", criticó el Consejo

"Con lo cual incrementan no solo su presencia en labores tradicionalmente reservadas a las instituciones civiles, sino sobre todo su poder político y económico, lo cual generaría el riesgo de reducir los incentivos para que, una vez superada la situación de emergencia por la que atraviesa el país, renunciaran a tales atribuciones en favor de las autoridades e instancias civiles"

Para el Consejo es importante que a la par de dar certeza jurídica a los integrantes de las Fuerzas Armadas para una labor que realizan de manera extraordinaria, también se fortalezcan las corporaciones civiles que deberían hacerse cargo de la seguridad pública

"En los términos planteados y desde la perspectiva de los derechos humanos, la propuesta para la Guardia Nacional no es pertinente ni viable, ya que no garantiza ni contribuye sustantivamente a terminar con la impunidad, debilita la institucionalidad civil y democrática"

Sobre la prisión preventiva oficiosa, la consideró un contrasentido a la reforma al sistema de justicia penal

"Lejos de buscar la ampliación de este catálogo de delitos, el papel de las distintas autoridades tendría que buscar el fortalecimiento de las treinta y tres fiscalías generales de justicia mediante el ejercicio de una autonomía plena y efectiva", expuso

"Resulta conveniente hacer más eficiente el uso de las medidas cautelares alternativas a la prisión preventiva actualmente consideradas en la legislación nacional"