- Timent?
Yeah?
- Did you scratch the couch?
No.
- Timent, you're lying. And that is not nice!
But I didn't do it!
- You know what? I'm going to let you deal with
your guilty conscience, that's your punishment.
But… that's not cool. Seriously. I didn't do anything.
No one likes a liar.
Don't listen to him, do what you want.
Great, now I'm hearing voices.
- Yes, your conscience is talking to you.
And scratching the couch…. well that's wrong.
Nonsense! You are allowed to do so. That's right! It's YOUR house, YOUR decor.
- You're damaging the furniture!
Are you talking about that ugly couch?
Honestly, you're doing it a favor by smashing it.
You know what?
You're actually customizing this couch.
I'm telling you, you're creating felino-anarchist art.
You're an artist, bud.
Your human should thank you.
But it's forbidden! You can't do that.
You are going to scatter feathers. And foam. It'll be all dirty.
And you'll get scolded.
No, you're the one who will get scolded!
Scratching the couch is rad, it's soothing. That's all.
Besides, a high quality couch means sharp claws.
AD !
Well, you'll be punished, and no dry food.
What?
Don't listen to him. Besides, you know you can't control yourself anyway.
You can't help it, it's like a drug.
In fact, it's not a couch, it's a scratching post.
And it'll help you practice destroying the world.
A world where humans pollute everything.
Show them that YOU'RE the best,
knock yourself out. If you're scratching the couch,
you're dominating it! And if you rule the couch, you rule the world!
Yeah.
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