What' up hoggers ! Welcome to Ter-Ter ! It's our very first show !
It's been a year since we started working on it and
There's a LOT of work ! This is our dream team, as you can see !
These guys are serious !
Today, we're gonna introduce you to whatever Ter-Ter is all about.
We're gonna start with a round table, introduce ourselves too, so you know who's behind Ter-Ter.
As you can tell, it's a beautiful bunch of idiots !
They're probably gonna annoy me the whole time so.... Let's do this !
Ter-Ter will host 3 main shows.
In 'Café crème & Crampons' we will talk about footy gear.
Which means, cleats, training gear, jerseys, shorts.... All of it really.
This is what i love, I'm a real geek.
Them, they don't give a fuck. By the way, Mouhoub is falling asleep already.
We will test some products, check new releases etc, it's gonna be a blast !
I'm gonna have a fucking great time anyway.
So yeah ! But that's not all.
You're wearing cleats already right ? Nah, JK !
Bro, I'm wearing slippers right now !
So, I don't care about any of this bullshit. For me, it'll be 'Café crème &...." And what now ?
Fuckin hell, the guy is presenting something, doesn't even.... 'Café crème & Plat du pied' !
Everything related to tekkers, tek-tik, ta... tics... (?). Tekkers, tactics, positioning...
Tek-tik, ta... tics... Tuk-tuk... If you're in Bangkok looking for a tuk-tuk
He's there to help !
I'm the king of good deals so... Eveything that's.... huh, yeah ?
How can I say ? Game ? Ball game whatever !
Everything that's actual football !
Leave it, I'm talking ! Ball game ! For ball game talks, I'm the man.
Dude can't even talk right but... Wouldn't let anyone talk instead !
And finally, we have 'Le football d'en bas' we'll shoot some challenges, free-kicks, games... We'll play footy !
I'm Abde ! Abde Glingue ! My position is...
Actually, I don't know really, I keep changing position all the time.
Back then, I was a striker, when I played 11-a-side.
I don't play 11-a-side anymore, I play 7-a-side.
In 7-a-side, I keep changing position.
Because I'm the manager of the team, so I basically play where someone's needed.
Front, back, midfield, defense, keeper, on the bench...
I make up the starting 7... Yeah.
I plan the games, take care of the game sheet.... I I get all the hassle !
Me, I get none of that hassle. I'm Arnaud, I take advantage of Abde of calls me all the time.
I answer once in a while.
For starters, my favorite position is... On the pitch.
Contrary to Abde, I don't like sitting on the bench.
So, you can put me on front, in defense...
For me, it's the same. I'll always end up in the opposing penalty area.
So, I'm KZ. I like the left wing. Left midfield, righ midfield...
Game making...
WTF ?!
"I like left wing... Left midfiel, right midfield."
Doesn't make any sense bro !
Shut up ! haha
So, yeah, ok, whatever. Like 10 ! I like to be game maker alright.
I'm Mouhoub, I also am a game maker, like KZ.
And.... I also am on the pitch.
So when I'm there, he's a sub ! JK !
So, let me translate for people who don't get it.
When they say "game maker", it means "hogger" alright ?
My favorite team is AS Monaco.
Yeah... Don't laugh guys, every crew needs one ! So there, it's me.
Monaco, the only french team capable of winning the Champion's league !
You know what's nice ? With Arnaud, we increase our reach of viewers like crazy.
There's like, at least, 3 other Monaco fans out there who're like "hey man, cool !" you see.
I don't have any favorite team.
I like all teams !
Okay, bye !
ME, Real... Real... Hala Madrid !
Yeah, Madrid's a safe bet....
You know that in Fifa or PES, it's the only team that....
It's the only team I know !!!
Truth is, KZ was in trouble there ! Because for real, you don't care for any team do you ?!
And si he was like "Fuck man, people are gonna think I'm not a reall footballer !"
Son of... He knows !
So, you're gonna say Marseille right ?
Nooooo, I can't say Marseille !! I'm a PSG fan so....
I can't say Marseille, impossible !
Can I have some tap water please? JK !
I scored a free-kick from 45m away ! Unfortunately, none of 'em was there so...
So, they're gonna say I'm a big fat lyer but... I swear it's true !
We were playing 11-a-side. Free-kick, like...
Never happened !
... Close to the touch line ! 45 meters ! I'm not kidding !
Everyboday though I was gonna cross for a header. I told everyone to go in there.
I saw that the keeper was out. I took the shot !
It went straight in !
I have one. But I'm not gonna tell you.
My best football memory, it was with you. I'll let you tell the world.
So one day, he took the ball, from our box, ran across touch line, came back in
and scored. there. Hogger !
Except ! What he's never telling people, is that, right after, well I screamed at him first !
Told him "Even tho you scored, it's not ok, you shouldn't do that !"
Next play, I have the ball, ran through in the middle, dribbled through.
ran wide
They were already tired !
Dribbled to the front ! Nutmeged the keeper and screamed at him "See ! I can it too !"
And he never tell that part...It's true, say it !
I swear it never happened, but whatever ! Anyway, no worries...
God dammit... You're an asshole !
If you want to enjoy yourself...
It's the LAST time you see him on Ter-Ter ! The last I say !
What about you ?
Um, my favorite memory is, umm...
We went to Martinique to play a game for the French cup (coupe de France).
Fuck man, it's pretty cool.
Like, it's for real.
We were there for a week and, yeah.
It's not bullshit like Arnaud's.
By the way, in Martinique, it's a little...I mean, the guys there are like, sleepy !
I mean, it's pretty dope to get to go somewhere, all expenses paid, to play football !
Can you believe, we lost !
Ah you lost against players like em ?!
We lost at the penalty shootout.
'Cause they'd be so slow you know.
What about you ?
Yeah, yeah, un tournament in Italy, it was pretty sick.
Fuck ! Fuck man, you guys did some real shit.
For sure, they didn't go to Bangkok with their girlfriend like you.
Well... It was not bad I'd say !
I bet ! But wh cares right now ?
My distinguishing feature... I'm 6.4f but I never scored header in my whole...
Wait, nah I did score a header ONCE !
So yeah.
Ok, super interesting. So, my thing is I don't give a fuck about anything.
That's a really fuckin lame answer.You really suck man !
Me, I told you, I like togive assists but I always end up scoring.Pisses me off !
Me....I'm a real hogger of the ball....But I hate people who do so.
Horrible.
You're the worst !
Those are the guys who will scream to pass the ball, but when they have it wouldn't let go of it !
Lot's of people are gonna see themselves in him.
It will talk to many for sure, this "hogger" style you know...
Especially in the footy in the hood.
Me, with them, we're starting a Youtube channel right....Except I don't really like Youtube !
I mean I never watch it, don't know any Youtuber....
And... It's a "archouma" because.....Yeeah !
It's a what now ?
We didn't quite get what you said.
a "achouma" !
Don't sweat it !
He said "a achouma" !
I like "L'équipe21" (TV channel) but I don't like some of people in it and...
Can I say who I don"t like or...?
Yeah man ! Of course, whatever.
Me, It's Nabil Djellit.
Annoys the crap out of me !
The clash !
Yeah, for real, already...First show, and straight to the clash !
This guy's looking to make waves on social medias !
Arnaud vs Nabil Djellit !
Yeah well, you know...
So yeah, Nabil Djellit, not a fan.
He has a comunity bias. Every chance, he's gonna explain how an Algerian player didn't win the Ballon d'or or....
But he's fuckin right about that !
Mahrez could never ever win the Ballon d'or because he's arab. If he was from Brazil, people could be like
"Mahrezinhooooo !! Oulala !"
Bull-shit. He's not great, that's all.
I agree with him.
See ! There.
The 2 algerian guys ! I can't say, I don't even know that guy.
You see. Let me tell you, like Milik, see
A Polish player.
Yeah, I know who Milik is.
Yeah, yeah, yeahhh !
Well, a player like him, deserves some !
That guy ! He's half-Polish right ! He even went to a Euro game to watch Poland and all...
No yeah, I know him bro ! I know, I know...
You actually know who Milik is ?
Of course ! I do...
Fuckin liar, you don't even knew who Lewandowski was....
You told me like "Yeah, there's a good player right ? Something-owski ?!"
Nah, he's lying. But for real ! I don't really follow football, but I watch the big comps.
Euro cup, World cup...
You're so basic.
French league cup ?
You watch French national team games...
Not even !
Really, just...
At the moment, there's the African cup, so yeah, you can spare yourself watching this.
World cup, Euro cup ! There ! That's what I wach. That's it.
Mouhoub, still in distress with his answer.
He forgot the question bro !
For sure !
It's....any anecdote.
Fuck, I don't have any anecdote.
Then, you can tell us something about your jacket for example ! Where does it come from ?
My jacket...?
Ummmm....
No.
There, I think we're done here !
What do we have left ? I have my little note, to help, see.
So yeah, I think we went thoough it all.
So, let's get the fuck outta here ?!
Yeah, let's go.
Let's bounce.
21 minutes !
At least we did the job ! It was cool.
Come on, let's go, for real !
What are you still waiting for ?!
Ah, we have to go now?
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