What up boys, welcome to Ter-Ter !
Today, we're gonna talk ballin'
And to go on about ballin', I'm having my buddy Arnaud over.
Who, by the way, is gonna tell us today's topic.
So today, we're simply gonna talk about...
identifying our 3 best qualities and flaws as footballers.
Be it on the big pitch, or the 5-a-side.
He's trying to look all serious and all, but trust me, he's a real guy from the hood.
Don't worry, I'm gonna loosen him up a bit !
Come on, let's do this !
Arnaud and I, we go way back.
We"re from the same neighbourhood, in Paris.
We've been playing footy together for a long time, started at the bottom, on the hard ground.
Tell us a bit about yourself Arnaud!
Unfortunetely for you, you don't know me just yet,
yeah, it's unfortunate, but FYI, I'm a star!
Everybody knows me, I'm a real football player
from the hood! A sunday player, saturday, friday, whatever
I play everyday! As long as there's a way to play, with a couple of friends
It's on !
If you know your qualities, if you know your flaws,
you might be able to polish your assets and work on your weaknesses.
This is some personal development work you should do
to improve as a football player.
I took notes, cause I have many weaknesses
and not so many strenghts.
Shooting. I mean, accuracy in scoring.
In general, I don't mess around in front of a goal keeper.
Basically, you have the "killer instinct". When you're facing a keeper, you go straight to the point and score.
Yeah, that's it.
Contrary to him!
Had to be said!
Him, he's always gonna try to dribble even the keeper
Totally useless, and in the end, he's gonna miss an opportunity to score.
Me, on the other hand, I'm gonna use the inner foot
more accurate
on the ground
not pretty, but goes in
My biggest strength, to be honest, is my tactocal knowledge
I really know a lot about football. Like, I know when to slow the pace down
I can calm people down, when they crew around
make them run back, defend, when everybody just want to rush front
ask for people to pass the ball around
That's one of my qualities, Ithink.
I'm sometime capable to realize incredible moves, improbable tekkers.
I man, in general, I'm not like the greatest players
but sometimes, it will happen that i'll dribble past 4 guys, score an amazing goal, like no one would except
Happens to everybody.
I think you may remember the time I made it SNOW!
I don't know if you remember.
The problem with this....
Zouhir was chocked!
I have a selective memory, I don't remember it all.
Yeah, right!
Well, it so happens that on that day, I dribbled like 5 or 6 guys before scoring
It was so very beaufitul that it started snowing.
So you want to start with your strengths or should I keep going?
You go ahead!
Then I'll head home!!
Weaknesses... I had trouble picking 3, cause I have so many.
The most visible one, I'm slow. I'm tall, I'm heavy, like more than 200 pounds (92kg)
Let's say accelerating is not my best feature,
which is quite the problem in football, especially modern football.
As much as I sometimes am able to do pretty amazing shit
like, breaking 4/5 players
Exactly.
I can just as much miss a very basic ball control.
Also happens to everyone!
This, this is one of my biggest frustration in football you know, like
How is it that one moment, you can achieve the craziest tekkers, and the moment after
miss the easiest of moves.
It's linked to mental strength, I think, it's psychological weakness that'll make
that, if the conditions are not reunited, I won't be able to play my best football
So yeah, if something is affecting me
I'll be a lot less strong on the pitch.
You're supposed to ignore this when you play.
I know! There are some people capable of doing this, and playing
at their regular best everywhere, and some other who are...
even pros, you can tell, who are heavily dependent on their environment.
You have to create the right conditions for them to shine.
The last weakness I found
A weak physical condition.
What I mean is, I'm tall, I'm heavy, so I should be able to use that
to protect the ball
to get headers.
I suck at headers.
I'm bad at winning a physical combat on the pitch, and I lack stamina.
So, in general, in terms of physical shape, I'm not on my best condition.
So yeah, it makes for pretty big issues when it comes to be a good player.
I know you've been waiting for this from the beginning, so you can show off a bit.
Go ahead, tell us you 3 strong features, but I can't wait to hear your 3 weaknesses.
First weakness : I'm don"t do headers at all
for the simple and good reason that I don't like that
because this haircut, this one,
It's not easy to do in the morning!
It is hard being a hipster and a footballer.
Exaclty.
So if I play a header,
let's say at the 3rd minute, and after that, I have to deal with a rebellious wick,
or anything bothering me,
I'm not gonna be okay and I won't play okay either.
I don't like to do the defensive work.
It is what it is. For me, sports,
and football, is about going forward.
The guy thinks he's Zlatan.
We always say that the forward is the first defender.
For sure!
If you're thinking pressure, then I agree.
It's true, I have seen you running, pressure and all, but rarely run back to help.
Run back, I just can't, cause after that, the pitch is big and,
It's complicated.
And for last,
It happens, sometimes, that I, would hogg the ball, like, really really hogg the ball.
Fuck, this... I mean...
You have to keep the tape, cause I never admit this!
But it's true, I can be a hogger sometimes.
Tell us about your qualities now.
First strength : Speed.
There aren't many players out there than can catch up with me.
And I challenge anyone out there, we go down right now,
And race.
100m, 200m... No one will catch me!
Right now, I'm wearing shoes and a skinny,
but even like that, no one will catch me.
I can do incredible tekkers, like even I didn't know I could do.
Yesterday evening, I played a 5-a-side, and honestly, I literally killed some guys, I don't even know how.
Like, when I realized what I did, I was like, It's too much!
It's just too much!
Let's add to his qualities : big head!
As you can tell, I have a iffy body.
So my last strong feature is not strength.
I'd say, I'm a pretty cool guy in the dressing room.
I think it's an honest quality. It's not...
A dressing room buddy yeah.
I'm a a dressing room buddy.
It means a lot of things, It means like, bro, you have a problem or something, I'll come by.
I'm gonna listen, tell you a joke or something!
This kind of teammate anyway,
You gotta have one!
It doesn't have to be someone who's gonna yell at you, who's gonna tell you
"Yo listen, you gotta buckle up and do this or that."
It can also mean someone who's gonna have a positive impact, create a nicer atmosphere.
When I was younger, we would get there, some would be playing footy, other would be waiting, doing other things
Then you'd start playing UNO, you'd play Connect 4, you'd play Monopoly
HAHAHA!
When you're from the hood, you play Monopoly.
You don't have all the bills.
Not everybody is from the same hood as this guy.
My hood is too real!
I think, when you play often with the same guys,
what would help, would be to,
You seat down, takes like 10-20min,
This is true, it's good advice for everybody.
You talk between you, like...
It's a great idea, if you want to improve, be it in a club, or just friends.
Share your views, get together and tell each other...
Like "So, what should I work on ? And I'm gonna tell you your weaknesses, and help you get better."
If you don"t talk, it'll stay untold. And at some point, it's gonna explode.
And worst case scenario, it's gonna explode on the pitch.
If you're nice, I'm gonna try and get you a jersey or something.
By the way, If Nike's listening, he wants a Monaco jersey.
Yeah.... And I want to go to "la Turbie", cause I have a couple of things to... Whatever.
Seems personal. Let's not get into that !
I think It's time to conclude this show.
Definitely.
Thanks Arnaud, It was cool!
Yeah man, my pleasure.
Pink watch, let's just take notice.
The man has swagg, huh!
Thanks to all of you, I hope this video will please you!
I think that Arnaud, if he behave,
You'll have the opportunity to see him again.
We'll work some kind of contract to work on Ter-Ter.
Yeah! And again, I stand by my word to challenge anyone in Paris for a race!
This will be the subject of a future video for sure!
Alright boys, see you around! Thanks!
And that should be about 35 minutes!
Yeah, a little a work on video editing!
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