(Confusing News)
This is the North Korean news.
After 10 years of development, North Korea
has finally made a portable heat pack.
Just a little shake, you can warm up your entire body.
- Comrade Byeoli, try hold this end. / - Yes.
With just 3 shakes, I already broke a sweat.
That's right.
We can't escape this warmth!
Next is news on South Korea.
South Korea has such a low quality of life.
Currently South Korea lacks soft blankets
so they sleep on these hard rock mattresses.
They even use their pillows for so long that
the middle has sunken in like this!
We can't contain our pity!
Next, Reporter Lee Changho is in South Korea
to give us news on South Korea.
Reporter Lee Changho!
This is Reporter Lee Changho in South Korea.
I am at a place in South Korea called a camp site.
And what is a camp site?
It's a refugee camp!
They live horrible lives here.
They lack food so...
They roast erasers and tin foil to eat.
Hey, let's set some fireworks off. Hey. Man...
Good night.
Another comrade couldn't endure the cold
and has left his friends.
What are those comrades doing behind you?
They're signaling for a rescue team,
yet they get no response.
Good work.
Now, we'll watch a commercial.
Comrade! The underground tunnel is so hard to dig!
We'll never get to South Korea at this rate!
Don't worry.
This is when you use this triple mine pickaxe.
The triple mine pickaxe?
The triple pickaxe can dig up
that sensitive tunnel smoothly.
The first head can shake the earth.
The second head can dig up stones.
And the third head can flip the ground.
I'm already at South Korea!
The triple mine pickaxe.
If you purchase now,
we'll throw in a triple sickle as a gift.
We'll check back on Reporter Lee Changho now.
Reporter Lee Changho!
I'm at a place in South Korea
called a 4D movie theater.
And what is a 4D movie theater?
It is a re-education center.
The people here are forced in these seats
and are shown re-education videos.
Why are those comrades wearing glasses?
The picture quality is so poor that
the video can't be seen without glasses.
It appears when the video doesn't do its job,
electric shocks are sent through the chair.
Something's floating.
What's with that comrade?
It appears she is hallucinating now
from all the vicious torture.
If hell exists, it's this place here!
Good work.
The people of North Korea, have a lovely night.
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