11:00 THIS MORNING INSTEAD OF
THE USUAL 10 AM OPENING TIME
THE ZOO CLOSE AT 4 PM AS USUAL.
BALTIMORE MAYOR CATHERINE
PUGH AND CITY POLICE
COMMISSIONER KEVIN DAVIS WILL
ADDRESS RECENT ISSUES.
THEY WILL TALK ABOUT CRIME,
POLICE UNION NEGOTIATIONS AND
VERY FUNNY MICHAEL YO ON
THE INSIDER.
THAT IS NOT APPROPRIATE
BEDTIME CONVERSATION.
CRAZY GIRLS, BUT NOW I'M
MARRIED SO IT IS ALL GOOD.
THAT'S IN THE PAST.
THAT GIRL CAME TO A SHOW.
AFTER I DID THE JOKE SHE STOOD
UP AND WENT THAT'S ME.
SHE WANTED CREDIT FOR YOUR
MATERIAL.
EVERYBODY WAS LIKE YOU ARE
CRAZY.
THAT'S A DIFFERENT LEVEL OF
CRAZY.
YOU ARE IN TOWN BECAUSE YOU
HAVE PERFORMANCES TONIGHT.
TWO SHOWS TONIGHT.
TWO SHOWS SATURDAY AT MALL OF
AMERICA.
YOU DO TV WORK.
I KNOW YOU ARE ON THE RADIO
WITH A GOOD FRIEND OF OURS,
TONY FLY.
LEGENDARY TWIN CITIES DEEJAY.
HE JUST MOVED TO L.A.
HE IS PART OF MY SHOW.
WE'LL START IT ON SIRIUS XM.
WE ARE ROCKING.
YOU'LL LOVE TONY.
I WORKED WITH HIM IN AUSTIN
LIKE 20 YEARS AGO.
YOU HAVE DONE SO MUCH IN
YOUR CAREER.
YOU DO THE STANDUP STUFF.
WE KNOW YOU ARE AN
ENTERTAINMENT REPORTER.
DO YOU HAVE ANY CELEBRITY SCOOP
GOSSIP THAT YOU CAN BREAK ON
WCCO?
I DON'T HAVE ANY CELEBRITY
SCOOP I CAN BREAK.
I'LL BE AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES
THIS SUNDAY WITH ALL THE FANCY
STARS.
YOU CAN SEE THAT ON CBS.
WE'LL BE THERE.
I WAS JUST WITH MARK WAHLBERG
FOR PATRIOTS DAY AND AMY ADAMS.
I INTERVIEWED THEM ABOUT THE
AWARD SEASON.
IT IS GOING TO BE CRAZINESS.
WHEN YOU DO YOUR SHOW WHAT
ALL DO YOU TALK ABOUT?
I TALK ABOUT MY LIFE AND
CELEBRITIES.
I'M PUTTING TOGETHER MY HOUR
SPECIAL RIGHT NOW.
YOU'LL SEE A BUNCH OF NEW
MATERIAL.
YOU'LL SEE SLIDE SLIDE SHOWS.
I TALK A LOT ABOUT GROWING UP
WITH AN ASIAN MOM AND BLACK
DAD.
WHAT IS YOUR TAKE ON MA
MARIAH CAREY?
I THINK SHE IS CRAZY.
SHE IS A DIVA.
SHE IS EXACTLY -- BUT SHE OWNS
IT.
OF COURSE SHE IS A DIVA.
SO WHAT.
THAT'S THE PRODUCTION COMPANIES
FAULT FOR NOT REALIZING IT.
WHY DO YOU SAY I WANT TO DO
A REALITY TV SHOW WHEN THEY ARE
LOOKING FOR DRAMA.
IT IS GOING TO MAKE HER LOOK
CRAZY.
SHE CAN SING.
EVERYBODY KNOWS SHE CAN SING.
I BELIEVE IT WAS FOR TV.
I BELIEVE IT WAS FOR THAT SHOW.
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE TALKING
ABOUT IT.
AND THEY WILL FOR A LONG TIME.
THAT'S WHAT IT IS ABOUT.
I WANT TO GO A SPECIAL
SHOUTOUT, GO MICHAEL YO SLASH
HOOKUP.
PEOPLE CAN COME TO THE SHOW
TONIGHT.
YOU ARE READY TO ROCK.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE
WEATHER?
I THINK IT IS VERY COLD.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN NEGATIVE
NINE DEGREE WEATHER.
MY BODY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW
TO REACT.
WE HAVE A HEAT WAVE COMING.
I HEARD A HEAT WAVE IS
COMING THROUGH.
IT IS GOING TO BE FIVE DEGREES
THEN TEN.
I'M LIKE REALLY?
THAT'S A HEAT WAVE?
WE HAVE TO GRAB HOPE WHERE
WE CAN.
THERE IS A MOVEMENT IN
MINNESOTA PEOPLE WANT TO
CELEBRATE THE COLD.
YOU HAVE A LOT OF
CELEBRATING.
Y'ALL MUST CELEBRATE EIGHT
MONTHS OUT OF THE YEAR.
IT IS A BIG CELEBRATION.
DON'T GO BACK TO L.A.
AND
TELL EVERYONE IT IS ALWAYS
NEGATIVE NINE.
BECAUSE IT IS NOT.
SOMETIMES IT IS FIVE.
SOMETIMES IT IS FIVE.
IS THAT THE HOTTEST IS LIKE
22 DEGREES OVER HERE?
SUMMERS IT IS LIKE 90.
REALLY?
I HEARD IT IS A BEAUTIFUL
CITY.
SINCE I'M AT MALL OF AMERICA,
THAT'S ALL I WILL SEE IS YOUR
MALL AUDIENCE.
HOW DOES YOUR MALL AUDIENCE
REPRESENT THE CITY?
THE MALL IS VERY NICE NOW.
THE MALL IS A WONDERFUL
PLACE TO BE THIS TIME OF YEAR.
HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE AT YOUR
MALL REPRESENT YOUR CITY.
IT IS GOOD PEOPLE WATCHING.
I'M LEAVE IT AT THAT.
YOU GET TOURISTS FROM ALL
OVER THE WORLD.
IT IS OTHER PEOPLE.
ONLY THE BEST LOOKING PEOPLE
WILL GO TO MICHAEL'S SHOW
TONIGHT AT THE HOUSE OF COMEDY.
TONIGHT 7:30 AND 9:45.
$22 FOR TICKETS.
I'M NOT HERE TO MAKE ANYBODY
MAD.
I'M SAYING I PROBABLY DID
REALLY BAD TODAY ON YOUR SHOW
AFTER WATCHING YOUR YOGA
SEGMENT.
IT IS A TOUGH ACT TO FOLLOW.
WHEN YOU TRY TO BRING IN
COMEDY TWO MINUTES OF A
41-YEAR-OLD MAN DOING YOGA.
JUST DO THE HAPPY BABY ON
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