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ANNOUNCER: SILENCE!
IDIOTS.
THIS IS "TMZ" RUSSIA.
WE INTERRUPT PROGRAM TO PUT IN
SIMPLETON NEWS.
>> PUTIN FINALLY SAID SOMETHING
ABOUT THE DOSSIER, THAT'S BEEN
COMPLETELY DISCREDITED, ON
DONALD TRUMP.
SUPPOSEDLY THE DOSSIER SAYING
THAT HE MET SOME WOMEN IN A
HOTEL IN RUSSIA.
YADA, YADA.
ANNOUNCER: YADA, YADA, BORSTEIN.
NOT IMPORTANT, BUT PUTIN SAY --
>> LOOK, DONALD TRUMP SURROUNDED
HIMSELF WITH WOMEN IN THE MISS
UNIVERSE PAGEANTS FOR YEARS.
ANNOUNCER: SO I FIND IT HARD TO
BELIEVE THEY RUSH TO SOME HOTEL
TO MEET GIRLS WITH SOME LOOSE
MORALS.
ALTHOUGH OURS ARE UNDOUBTEDLY
THE BEST IN THE WORLD.
HARVEY: UNBELIEVABLE.
>> SO BASICALLY IF YOU'RE
LOOKING FOR WOMEN OF LOOSE
MORALS, COME TO RUSSIA.
ANNOUNCER: FOR INSTANCE,
NATALIA, SHE HAS WOODEN LEG,
CAN'T SEE TOO GOOD BUT VERY
POPULAR.
THERE IS A LINE SO GET THERE
EARLY.
>> 1500 TO 2000 RUBLES.
HARVEY: IS THAT WHAT THEY CHARGE
OR WHAT THEY HAVE TO PAY?
>> I'M SAD, WE HAVE TO CATCH UP.
WE NEED BETTER WHORES IN THIS
COUNTRY.
ANNOUNCER: GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
WE BEAT YOU IN SPACE.
WE MAKE BETTER VODKA.
WE WIN COLD WAR -- OK, THAT ONE
WE LOSE BUT WHO CARES?
>> HE SOUNDS LIKE DONALD TRUMP.
WE HAVE THE BEST WHORES.
MANY PEOPLE LOVE OUR
PROSTITUTES.
>> "TMZ" RUSSIA, HEY!
ANNOUNCER: APPLAUD!
PZ PZ
[APPLAUSE]
IDIOTS.

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