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 Posted by a joke @SkySportsNews00 account, the post features a picture of the Brazilian stopper laying on a treatment table

 Alongside the image reads the tweet: "BREAKING NEWS : Alisson out for 5 months due to the dust he inhaled from Liverpool's trophy cabinet

@LFC #SSN." The post had rivals fans in hysterics with one writing: "This has to be the best tweet ever

" Another joked "Highest savage in d history of savagery" while a fellow fan labelled it as "sarcasm at its best"

 Liverpool completed the world-record signing of goalkeeper Alisson last Friday - and with it their summer transfer business

 Express Sport understands the Reds have agreed to pay a guaranteed £56million up front, with £53

8m going to Roma and £2.2m to the Brazil international's former club Internacional

 They will pay a further £9m in add-ons, dependant on Champions League qualification and also wins in that competition, Europa League or Premier League

 As social media laughed at the post, some Liverpool fans hit back with their own jibes

 Referencing their fierce rivals' lack of success, one wrote: "He'd have died instantly if opening Everton's

" "What actually happened is that the cabinet fell on him and his legs were crushed by all five of our European Cups," taunted another

 Alisson, 25, has signed a six-year contract at Anfield. Although they have smashed the existing fee for a goalkeeper, which was the £35million Manchester City paid for Ederson, the fee is well below the £90million Liverpool were quoted by the Serie A club in May

 It is understood Roma dropped the price to £75million last month but a deal was able to be struck for a total of £65million, including bonuses

  A swift conclusion to the transfer was necessary as Chelsea were interested, but the Blues had to finalise the future of Real Madrid target Thibaut Courtois before they could act and that allowed Liverpool to steal a march on their Premier League rivals

 Alisson told Liverpoolfc.com: "I'm really happy, it's a dream come true to wear such a prestigious shirt for a club of this size that is used to always winning

 "In terms of my life and my career, it's a huge step for me being part of this club and this family

 "You can be certain that I'll give my all." Alisson started all five of Brazil's matches and kept three clean sheets at the recently-completed World Cup, where the South American superpowers were knocked out by Belgium in the quarter-finals

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Breaking News - Mongtomerie cards 68 but can't escape 'wee black cloud' following him - Duration: 3:55.

Scotland's top two golfers of the last quarter-century have put themselves in contention on home soil at the Senior Open at St Andrews — but there the comparison ends

While former Open champion Sandy Lyle was naturally buoyant after a second-round 66, Colin Montgomerie did not attempt to hide his frustration after a 68 left him on the same five-under-par halfway score

'Positives? No, there were none at all,' said Monty, rather undermining his comment on Wednesday that he's a more phlegmatic soul these days

'It's all negative in my world. There's a wee black cloud that follows me around all over the place

' The sun was shining on Sandy after a round featuring five birdies and an eagle to improve on his opening score by seven shots

'I've struck the ball nicely both days but this time I holed a few putts,' he said

Monty's irritation stemmed from the fact he didn't take advantage of a fine opening nine, where he picked up all his shots

The Old Course was there for the taking before the wind picked up considerably for the later starters

'What an opportunity. We had the best of the draw and I didn't take advantage,' bemoaned Monty

Former USPGA champion Jeff Sluman shot a second successive 68 to set the early pace on eight under, one clear of three-time major champion Vijay Singh and former Europe Ryder Cup player Jarmo Sandelin

Sir Nick Faldo was playing his first event for nine months and it showed as he followed his opening 76 with a 73 to miss the halfway cut

Meanwhile, the Porsche European Open in Germany has been dominated for the first two rounds by Americans Bryson DeChambeau and Patrick Reed

The former shot a second-round 68 to be one ahead of Englishman Richard McEvoy and two clear of the Masters champion, who shot 66

At the Canadian Open, Tommy Fleetwood was one over after 12 holes before picking up an astonishing seven shots in his last six holes for a 66

He become the first player on the PGA Tour this year to hit three eagles in a round