>> ACCORDING TO ADVISORS, DONALD TRUMP HAS GROWN ENRAGED BY THE
RUSSIA INVESTIGATION, AND WHEN IT WAS REPORTED ON THE NEWS, HE
WOULD SOMETIMES SCREAM AT THE TELEVISION.
IN AN EFFORT TO CALM DOWN THE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF, "THE LATE
SHOW" PRESENTS THE LATEST INSTALLMENT OF OUR IN-HOUSE NEWS
TEAM, REAL NEWS TONIGHT.
>> WELCOME TO REAL NEWS TONIGHT.
I'M JILL NEWS LADY.
>> AND I'M ANCHORTON.
PRESIDENT TRUMP MADE EVERYONE HAPPY BY FIRING JAMES COMEY FOR
GOOD, NORMAL REASONS.
THIS NEWS IS PLEASING BECAUSE COMEY WAS BAD AND TRUMP MADE THE
BAD MAN GO AWAY.
>> THAT'S RIGHT, JILL.
DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS ALIKE ARE CHEERING ABOUT THIS BECAUSE
IT WAS A GOOD AND SMART DECISION.
THAT DOESN'T REMIND YOU OF NIXON.
NIXON BAD.
COMEY BAD.
TRUMP GOOD.
>> TRUMP GREAT.
I WISH TRUMPMAN A STRIPPER IN MAGIC MIKE.
>> I WISH TRUMP WERE MY FATHER.
I FROZE MY EGGS IN HOPE HE WOULD ONE DAY FATHER MY
CHILDREN.
>> SMART JILL.
JUST LIKE SMART TO FIRE COMEY AND LET COMEY FIND OUT BY
WATCHING TV.
>> I'M LEARNING THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE HAVE BEEN FIRED.
CONGRATULATIONS SEAN SPICER, RUTH BADER GINSBURG.
JOHN MCCAIN.
NIKKI HALEY.
CHUCK SCHUMER.
THE WHITE HOUSE GUARD DOG THAT ATE HIS BIG MACK AND JILL NEWS
LADY, ME!
>> NEWS GOOD ARE YOU TRUMP'S WIFE?
IF YOU'RE A WOMAN UNDER 35, THE ANSWER MIGHT SURPRISE YOU.
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