April 10th 2009
Dragon Ball Evolution Was Released
Produced By Stephen Chow
Took My Savings
Went to The Movie Theater
i had the biggest disappointment of the this Shitty Life
You screwed up My Movie
You screwed up The History Of My Favorite Hero
You screwed up My Childhood
Hello?
Steven Chow?
Yeah?
What A Shitty Movie You Made!!
Who Is This? Who Is this?
What!! Ulises? Ulises?!!
!Who Is Calling??! Tell Me,
Your Name!!
Who Is It??! Who Is It!
!Go The Hell!! Let Me Tell You Something!
Go Ahead And Produce Power Rangers Movies! Because We Don't give a Shi**! If you Screw Them Up Or not
You! Mother Fu****!!
Go The Hell!!
Let's Start By the Characters
They Messed Up!, When i Saw Them
I Gonna Call It This Way
!TOTALLY SCREWED UP!!!
That's what it is
A TOTALLY SCREWED UP!!
Because as Actors They Are Not That Bad, But Do They Look Like The Characters From Goku?
NO! NO! NO!
TOTALLY SCREWED UP!!
As A Fan You Expect them To Look Alike Even a little Bit to The Original Characters
They Get The Budget, All They Had To Do Is To Find Them
Dress Them Up! Do Whatever it Takes!
The Year That Movie Was Released
The Special effects, Technology! I Mean It Was POSSIBLE!
IT WAS POSSIBLE! To Make A BadAss Movie!
That When We Watch it, We Will Need PEPTO BISMOL Because we were Going to be too Excited that we were going to Shit Our Pants!
But NO! NO! NO!
What That Was A TOTALLY SCREWED UP!!
Well, Let's Analyze them One By One
No All Of Them, Some Of Them..
This is YAMCHA
This Is YAMCHA From The movie WTF!!
This Actor Looks More Like KEN From Street Fighter!
TOTALLY SCREWED UP!
NO! NO! Next one..
This is MILK
This Is Milk From The Movie
But, Honestly i Don't Know Who She Looks Like, Because She Doesn't Look Like The Character At All!!
TOTALLY SCREWED UP!
This Is BULMA
This Is BULMA From The Movie
They Should have bought her a Blue Wig, is it that hard to get one?
No! No! Let's Just Give Her A Blue Lock, That Would Do it! Great!
Mother Fu***!
You Cannot Do Stuff Like That, Don't Mess With That
TOTALLY SCREWED UP!!
This Is Master ROSHI
This One..??
I Gonna Show You Something..
Let's Put Sun Glasses On Him
OK, Now There It is..i Know Who He is and you?
TOTALLY SCREWED UP!
PICCOLO DAIMAO
This is PICCOLO From the movie
To Me This One Looks Like Egidio Arevalo Uruguayan Soccer Player
GOLLLL!!PICCOLO SCORES!!
TOTALLY SCREWED UP!
The Most Important Character..
Goku!!
This Is Goku From The Movie
how is this similar!!
This Actor Looks Like FRODO!! From Lord Of The Rings!!!
"Mr. Frodo I Will Give You My Ring"
TOTALLY SCREWED UP!!
It Is Normal That I Feel This Way..
I Don't Know What Else To Tell You..
I Know It's Hard, The Adaptation From A Character to The Real Life in A Movie
If They Cannot Find Someone Who Looks Like The Character
At Least Respect The History!
At Least Respect The History!
This History Didn't Like To Nobody, I Didn't Like It Myself
This History Has Nothing To Do With Dragon Ball
They Should Have Called This Movie Anything, But Dragon Ball
They Called it "Evolution" What Evolution???
Let's Analyze It Step By Step
Let's Start By All Real Dragon Ball Fan Knows That Goku's Grandpa Is Dead
And Do you Live With Your Grand Pa?
No, He died
No, But Here In The Movie Let's Put Them To Rehearsal, So They Can Warm Up, Fight..
TOTALLY SCREWED UP!
Goku Didn't Even Know What A Girl Was
I Am A Girl
A Girl? I Have Never Seen One Before
But, In The Movie He asks His GrandPa For Girl Advices ." Grandpa Let's Get prostitutes "
Teach Me Something Useful, Teach me How to Get Girls..
TOTALLY SCREWED UP!!
When I Watched This Part, I Didn't Know If Get Upset Or laugh
Goku Studies At UNITECH
GOKU! GOKU! GOKU!
Somewhere in this Remote Region
Far Away From The Civilization
Exists A Young, Brave Warrior
It's A Kid That Lives Alone
Under Mother Nature's Protection
TOTALLY SCREWED UP!
UNITECH Gave Goku The opportunity of Meeting MILK
Yes, MILK Goes To The Univeristy As Well
So? You Know What The "KI" Is?
Just Because Mi Name Is MILK I Am Less Intelligent
Those We Know About This, We Know How They Met, It wasn't This Way
You Must Be MILK
Yes, That's My Name, But Tell Me Who Are You?
You Are The Second Person That Recognizes Me Today
TOTALLY SCREWED UP!
IN The Movie PICCOLO Kills Goku's Grandpa
PICCOLO?
Is Not Here
When We all Know Who Killed Goku's Grandpa, Was Goku Himself
It's Better No to Tell Him, It Was Him Who Mortally Hur His Grandpa
We Could Hurt Him So Bad
Have you ever heard the Terrible Monster History?
I am Not Kidding, On Of those Monsters Was The One Who Killed My Grandpa, i swear Guys
TOTALLY SCREWED UP!
Grandpa Is dead, PICCOLO Killed Him and the next what?
Between his Grandpa's Stuff, Goku Founded The Martial Arts Suit
By the way what a shitty Suit it is..
Grandpa?
We All Know That He Got That Suit With Krilin At the Same Time From Roshi At Their First Martial Arts Tournament
Yes!
God! I Almost Forgot!
You Will Need Clothes For The Tournament, So....
Jum! Look How It Looks on Me Krilin!
TOTALLY SCREWED UP!
We All Remember The Kame House, Where Roshi Lives
The Beautiful island in the Middle
Hello! How You Doing Sr.?
Hey! they Didn't Even Bother, They Took A City And put the House In the Middle, Who Cares Anyway!
If You Don't Like It, It's Ok We Are gonna Show it Only For 10 Seconds Anyway
So You Can Have An Idea Where The Old man Lives
TOTALLY SCREWED UP!
I remeber in the history, BULMA Wanted the Dragon Balls To Get A Boyfriend
I Already Decided What My Wish is Gonna Be when i Get The 7 Dragon Balls
I Might Ask For strawberries i Love Them
But, The Best Is to ask for a Handsome and Nice Boyfriend
YAMCHA Wanted the Dragon Balls, Because He Was Afraid of Women
An He Wanted To Overcome That Fear
I Need To Get The Dragon Balls, So I Can Overcome Being Afraid of Women
I Don't Want Anything to Interpose Between Me and My Trust
NO, But in the Movie BULMA Wants to be A Star, Famous
YAMCHA Wants To Be Rich and I Don't Know What Else
What Do You Want The Dragon Balls For?
They Gonna Make Me Famous
I Gonna Convert Them to An unlimited source of energy
I Wanted to Be Famous
I Wanted To Be Very Rich
TOTALLY SCREWED UP
YAMCHA Was Afraid of Women
In The Movie is like he is a Player..
We Need To Get Out Of Here
For A Beauty like You
No Problem
YAMCHA to Serve You
TOTALLY SCREWED UP!
We All remember The Firs Time Goku Turn Into A Gorilla
Is Huge.....Scary...You See Him and Once Again PEPTO BISMOL you Will Mess Your Pants
In The Movie is just a Little Monkey, a Little Stupid Monkey
TOTALLY SCREWED UP!
Another Thing Shen-Lung
We All remember The First Time Shen-Lung Appears
Shen-Lung Was Huge!
Who has Called Me?
It Was For A Big Effect
I Remember That Episode, That moment when Shen-Lung Appears
You Could Feel The Tension
It got You There, Seated, Grabbed
If Your Mom Was Like
Hey! Did You Do Your Homework?
GO THE HELL!!
In The Movie That Shen-Lung
It Looks Like A tapeworm, The Ones In Your Stomach
TOTALLY SCREWED UP!!
The First Dragon Ball Wish
Was Asked for Oolong
Who Does Not Appear a shit in the Movie
In The Movie They Used It For
My Wish!
Bring Back To Life
Master Roshi
Bringing Back To Life Master Roshi
But Oolong Used for Something Else
I Would Like To Win Over BULMA
TOTALLY SCREWED UP!
What A Shitty Ending!
They Couldn't Come Up With Something Better?
What A Crappy ending!
I Never Heard The Dragon Ball Song During The Entire Movie
No Dragon Ball, No Dragon Ball Z NONE Dragon Ball!!
I Don't Know Where The Heck They got That Song They Used
Many Of You Can Be Thinking That For Me Is Easy To Seat Here And Talk Shit
But If You Look Up In YOUTUBE
There Are Another Adaptations that They Have Characters that they do Look like The Originals
They Fallow the Thematic of The History
In The Description I Gonna Leave you, what For Me was The Best Dragon Ball Z Adaptation
Even Though Some Characters Don't Look Like The Originals, They Respected The History
And The Plot is Really Good
You Can tell That If they Had A little Bit More Budget this movie....
It Has 23 Millions Of Views
It's Called Dragon Ball Z The Fall Of Men
It's Really Good, Take My Word For it, I Watched it Already
I Gonna Leave It Here In the Description, Hope You Enjoy it
Well, I Just Want to Say Something for The Person Who Made The Movie(DB Evolution)
Don't You Even Think About it, Don't You Even Think
To Make A Movie About "Los Caballeros Del Zodiaco"
NO!
NO! Don't Touch it!
Watch Out, This is my Genki Dama
And I Am Willing To Use It Against You Mother Fu***
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