Waching daily Mar 31 2017

This is the Origin of the Species, and today we'll see, a flashback.

It's tetris.

We read

And we read, and read some more

No... no...

Dang you game, calm down.

It's the last 2.

Okay, what how!? After all I played, it crashes playing Sudoku?

If you remember that, congratulations, you've been here form the start, you are the old crew, chances are there's rust in your bones.

Some time has passed since then, and I'm not going to count the years because it reminds me how futile life is.

I'd swear there was a time I didn't sound so depressive.

Today on nobody's request, OrigenTV plays.

Again

Yay

And I'm not going to play Grand Order, dang it, well, not in this video at least, I don't mean in general...

Anyways, you guys undestand.

Besides all that has already been said about Undertale, and as contradictory as it might be.

One of the things I enjoy the most about the game is it's combat system, combining shoot em ups with a rhyth game is really engaging

Music helps too.

The kind of game you enjoy clearing

It has good patterns

Bosses change attacks so it doesn't get stale.

It's a very well designed title

That's not what I had in mind

That's just plain cheating

And between the music and attack this already feels like Touhou, and we know what happened the last time I played touhou.

Didn't work out, okay no, feel free to stop, this is getting too long

Even the music is alike, really.

And I've done like no damage, and it's back to cheating again.

And this is why there's no Undertale video.

No, I'm not going to be alright.

So you are this powerful Valkyrie.

Facing impossible odds.

And what's the main mechanic of the game?

Planting seeds.

And plant some more.

Either you are a Valkyrie that knows how to plant.

Or you are a dead one.

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck

If only I had pumpkin seeds.

It's also a game about holding cats.

Yeah...

Yes Yes Yes Yes

Yes Yes Yes Yes

Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes

Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes

Yes Yes Yes Yes

No No No No

Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes

No No No

No No No

No No No

No No No

That covers the whole screen!

Some things never change

It's an online game, like LOL, WOW.

The big difference is that...

It is... a single-player game

Because my existence wasn't lonely enough by now.

This is top quality entertainment

Next

We read.

And we read, and the read some more and...

And then you know...

We read some more

Maybe later we'll feel like reading some more, reading is good, reading is...

healthy...

All you do in this game...

And that wouldn't be an issue if it were a visual novel but...

This is a RPG

I think I'm 5 hours in and...

there's not much "game" in it so far.

Only dialogue

Ever heard that the real controller for Metal Gear Solid 3 is...

The Tv Remote, because it only has cutscenes?

This is worse

And here we got... words

Again

Verbs

Adjectives

Phrases

One day I'll understand how these things sell so well in Japan

Wait a second

Okay, so here we read

and read

This literally is the same game as the last video, I did not remember it was installed.

It's funny, because Katawa Shoujo was meant to be the second video in the channel, like...

3 years ago...

I haven't actually finished it...

Okay, this goes into the Love Live folder

Now that Fire Emblem Heroes is universally recognized as that mobile Nintendo games the creators actually bother to improve on.

Seriously Niantic, we had faith.

It's time to talk Fire Emblem, while Awakening was the one that gave that "Waifu Emblem" reputation to the franchise.

This, this is the point where that trend started.

This is...

I could... I could make the title appear if I remembered the buttons.

Thanks.

This is Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War.

What is the fucking save state then!?

So the emulator decided on it's own to erase all my saved data, escept well, the very first level.

And while I have the Save States

It refuses to load them.

In other words I completely lost all my progress in the game.

Which I had cleared.

Without losing characters

I had one save state for each level

The lesson here is that there will never be a review for Genealogy of the Holy War

After that miserable revelation, let's replace this aprt with the only other Fire Emblem I have right now.

Of which I've cleared like... 4 levels... out of 25?

This, is FIre Emblem, Fuuin no Tsurugi.

Better known as Roy's game

That dude from Smash

Or better, better known as Fire Emblem The Binding Blade

The problem being that this game isn't exactly Genealogy of the Holy War.

In Genealogoy you start with Sigurd, a horsey Lord that can basically cear the whole map on his own

If not then entire game

In this game we've got Roy, and Roy...

Roy isn't exaxtly Superman

Yep

Roy and plas have to be the most pathetic team I've had to use in a Fire Emblem

It's the kind of game where doubling on 2 damage with a 60% hit rate is...

Good

See?

When he was your age your father killed Dragons, and your possible mothers are a Mercenary

The most badass female lord there is, and a fucking Dragon

How in the world did you turn out this bad!?

What really matters is that you understand that Roy's only achievement in his sad and pathetic life is to be be on Smash

Just kill me.

That said, oh boy, does Hector rock that beard.

And we go back to the always beloved land of...

Reading

And I have nothing prepared for this part

And now there are maids.

Because Japan

If this has any advantage over all the other visual novels I've played where I simply press enter as you hear my wails of desperation.

It'd be Mon-sama

I mean

Look at her, Mon-sama is adorable

Even the game repeats it.

She's the cutest thing in the world.

Actually, this is like the 4th game, I ahven't finished the 3rd, just got this one to read Mon-sama's epilogue.

It's just that..

Who doesn't love Mon-sama?

Thinking it over, I'm starting to see where my reputation comes from

This isn't a confession

And it's not valid on any trial

And...

This is another story about...

Yes

Reading

Though at least by this point they leave aside any attempts at making an overly dramatic narrative and they simply...

Focus on comedy scenes, stuff like silly parodies

Saber playing Soccer

Rider trolling Shirou

Actually, Rider trolling Shirou is a nice summary of what goes on for half of the game

Or simply going on a date with Sakura

It's oddly simple and laidback in comparison to the main story

And...

This is worrying...

Don't go to that direction...

Nope

No, oh god no, the music changed, I know where this is going.

Why!?

At least the sound Gilgamesh makes is entertaining, just listen ot the clanking of those boots

You can't imagine ahving to stand that sound for...

30 hours of campaign

Revenge is sweet.

That said, remember how I said that Extra had more fanservice that the actual eroge?

Yeah...

CCC is somehow worse

You know what? Let's go back to the other scene, yes, that scene.

Somehow this has more dignity than CCC

Really

And this is the part of the video where I could redeem myself and make at least one original joke but..

Nah

At least I'm good at this.

Okay, how the hell did I lose!?

Everything belongs to it's creators

Happy April Fool's!

The american kind

Being honest, celebrating it in December is kinda sadistic

Huh, if you think about it, this counts as a video about a sequel, right?

Yes yes yes yes

I wrote like 40 different versions of yes

Really Resistencia, what kind of mosnter gifts a

AHHHHHHHH

(Only the audio got recorded for this one)

What kind of monster gifts a game about animals that is actually a Survival Horror?

What is wrong with you Resistencia?

If you didn't notice there are only 2 lines of dialogue here, it's not an infinite loop, I just keep repssing talk by accident, for... 7 minutes or so.

Though the game does have more dialogue and scenes than gameplay

This wasn't a gag, the emulator really erased my saves, that cursing? It was completely genuine. Fucking ZSnes

Though it did work better, this was the original skecth:

The song is... brilliant grandvale... I think...

Genealogoy of the Holy War was the first Fire Emblem to introudce the love system used in future entries

So, depending on how did you pair the units of the 1st Generation, the characters in the second one would get different skills

In other words, it's Awakening for the Super Nintendo

But this isn't what we'll talk about today, or ever, in general, since I lost everything

We are here to talk about one of the most iconic characters in all of Fire Emblem

And I'm not talking about the well regarded Sigurd

I'm talking about Arden

In a game that is there to make sure everybody gets paired up

Arden

Is the most Forever Alone character in the whole franchise, first, because he doesn't inherit anything good

Second, because as youll have noticed he's the only guy on foot in an army of horses.

And since romance depends on Units moving together

Nobody will ever marry Arden

The guys is so pathetically lonely

That his unlockable conversation requires him to be single

Arden exists for only one pathetic reason

He's a meat wall for the castle

I think I'm taking out the Arden gag

See? It didn't work

And I have no clue how that NPC got stuck there, but it never got out.

For more infomation >> OrigenTV... Juega... de nuevo? - Duration: 19:47.

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Ford Focus vs. Mazda 3 - Dubbeltest - English subtitles - Duration: 9:30.

The current Mazda 3 is quite a nice car, it's reliable, it's got interesting techniques,

it's got a nice finish, and it steers extraordinarily good.

It's one of the driving car in its segment.

But still, things won't go smoothly for the Japanese car. Last year, only 700 of them were sold.

That isn't a lot, so maybe a technical update might do the trick.

The sporty chassis won't be the problem, because this Focus here has also been aimed at driving pleasure.

Even though it's been around for a longer time than the Mazda, Ford still managed to sell 4600 of these last year.

And there are good reasons for that.

Absolutely, there are a lot of reasons to choose for the Focus. I think the sharp chassis is definitely one of them.

I mean, it still steers fantastic.

That's been the case for the past three generations as well.

The Focus has always been about a fun drive, the sharpness, the nimbleness,

and that hasn't changed with the facelift.

And when you look at it like that, the Focus and the Mazda 3 do match quite a lot.

Absolutely. Both of them are at the sporty side of the C-segment.

I'll have to say though, it's not only the chassis but also the steering which is very good.

Yep, it's very honest. Very direct as well, and you really feel what you're doing.

That makes steering this car a lot more fun than other mid-class cars...

I agree, but it's a little bit jumpy to my taste...

- Yep If you drive over those manhole covers,

the suspension gets quite the punch. That's something the Mazda does a little more refined.

It catches the force in a better way. You don't hear it as much as well.

But indeed, they're both on the sporty side of the spectrum.

Also, and this is quite a big difference, this Focus has got a small downsized engine.

It's a 1,0-litre 3-cylinder EcoBoost engine, one of the first downsized engines in the segment.

Is it still the best? - Nope, I don't think so.

I think the PureTech by PSA has taken the top spot. That 1.2-litre which produces 130 horsepower,

you also got it with 110 horsepower by the way, but it's such a nice engine.

It really wants to go. - Yeah.

It's very good. Also, the 1,0-litre TSI by Volkswagen is also very nice,

but that one's down on power with its 115 horsepower. - True.

But it can still get around just fine.

One of the advantages to this small turbo-engine, you've got a bit more torque in the lower RPM's than the bigger Mazda-engine.

That way it's quite quick. But, right now it's connected to the Powershift-automatic gearbox...

- And that isn't a gearbox we're very fond of, and we've never been very fond of the double clutch Ford-gearbox.

If you drive off, it stays in a lower gear for too long.

It just isn't good. - Nope,

it seems like it doesn't really know what gear to use. It just isn't very refined.

If you compare it too the DSG-gearbox from Volkswagen, this one doesn't come close at all.

This gearbox isn't the pinnacle of refinement.

Indeed, just look at the Ford-range. This gearbox isn't offered a lot.

It's like they already think to themselves; 'Alright, we've got an automatic gearbox,

we won't send people away who are looking for an automatic gearbox.' It's funny though, considering that it was once in the 'Trend'-trim.

That's true. Also, there's another downside.

It's the multimedia system. - Yeah.

Meanwhile it's a Sync3-system, so it's the third generation of their multimedia system which has been around for quite some time now.

And with the Focus-facelift, they've thought; 'we want to incorporate a touchscreen'.

So, if you want to actually touch the screen, you almost have to get out of your seat.

It just doesn't really work. You do notice that the car hasn't been developed with a touchscreen.

Yep. And it's not just difficult to reach, but also if you do want to use it,

if you touch it or if you're browsing the map, sometimes up to 15 options show up.

On such a small screen, the chance of you pressing the wrong menu, is pretty big.

That makes it pretty frustrating to manage while driving.

That could be done so much better, and that's something the Mazda proves.

What is positive about the Focus though, because it's little bit older,

is its price. - Yeah, because this very car €27.000, and you get a lot of car for your money.

- Indeed, you get satnav, alloy wheels, aircon, automatic gearbox,

and that's quite the money saver, because it's €2000 cheaper than the manual.

What else? There's no electrical windshield heater, which is a shame,

but you can order it 'on the side'. Because, that's what Ford's good at, the options aren't very expensive.

- Yep, they always have very good packages available. And that's something they always do very good.

I mean, if compare the prices at Ford with the competitors, they usually differ around €2000 to €3000.

That has always been one of their strong points, and it's still very good.

True, because the Mazda is more complete, but also more expensive.

Then, the Mazda 3. Generally speaking, Mazda's 3 has always been an expensive car.

But then again, a Mazda 3 is a very complete car,

especially this GT-M. If you want a correct comparison to the Ford, you're thinking of a Ford Focus TS in Trend-trim.

Then you have a car with about the same equipment aboard, only for €2000 less.

So the differences aren't that big, but the equipment isn't really the same.

With the Mazda you get split climate control as well, as opposed to the manual airconditioning in the Focus, and there are some other things.

But, if you get the GT-M version in the Mazda, you do get the lot.

- You really get everything. In GT-M-trim, you get leather, you can heat almost anything in the interior,

everything is electrically adjustable, you get adaptive cruise control, a heads-up display,

you really have everything. And that's a big advantage for the Mazda.

Another advantage in the Mazda in my opinion, are the controls.

- Absolutely, they've got a central button nowadays,

something Mazda explicitly chose for, and I think that's a good idea.

They're imitating the premium brands now, and when you're driving, such a button is a lot more handy than a touchscreen.

- Indeed, because if you're browsing in a menu and you know you have to move three options,

you just move the button three slots. Then you just know you're there.

So, instead of continuously looking at your screen, you just take a quick peek and then get back to concentrating on the road.

That makes it more exact to control, easier to control, but it's also a safety feature,

because you aren't looking at your screen all of the time. So that's very good.

The same goes for the finishing in this car, alright this is a more expensive version,

but even when you forget the leather everywhere, it's better looking right?

It's much more pleasant in here than in the Focus.

Right, Mazda is a stubborn little brand, and that's something they like.

Take the engines for example, they don't feel anything for downsizing.

Right now we're driving a 2.0-litre SkyActiv, producing 120 horsepower.

It's also available with its own automatic gearbox. A traditional automatic gearbox with torque transfer.

But it's pretty good at its job, don't you think?

- Absolutely! I mean the Powershift in the Focus can be very quick,

which isn't the case in this traditional gearbox. It's a quite slow gearbox to be honest.

It's very swift though, it does choose its gear changes very well,

and if you're really going to try, it's a little bit quicker than the Ford.

Even though it's got five horses less, it still has 210 Nm of torque.

It gets off the line pretty quickly, it's one second quicker to the 100 than the Focus.

Also, you can enjoy the drivetrain in this Mazda 3 pretty well. You can really feel the enthusiasm.

The steering is very good. It's not too hard, I mean it's quite sturdy but definitely not too hard.

The big thing is, this Mazda is light. And that's something you feel.

So you won't have to be travelling very fast to feel very agile.

Personally, the steering just comes short when compared to the Focus, that one gives you a little bit more feedback...

So you're getting a better impression of what you're doing... - Even though it's got a lighter steering than this!

- True! It's a fraction lighter but still more feedback, that's funny.

I agree, they really nailed it at Ford. This Mazda however, also has nice steering, just not as good as the Focus,

but it isn't bad at all.

Right, if you add up the numbers, you get a very strong and stubborn package.

So the most important question of all then; is it worth the extra €2000?

You do get more refinement, more car, but also a more modern car in my opinion.

- Absolutely. Especially when you're talking safety systems and stuff like the heads-up display.

Even the central button... It just feels like it's up half a segment.

So, if you want our opinion; that extra €2000, is more than worth it.

For more infomation >> Ford Focus vs. Mazda 3 - Dubbeltest - English subtitles - Duration: 9:30.

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Jérôme Boateng set for first return to starting XI - Duration: 1:32.

The final training session before the start of a busy April month for FC Bayern is complete.

Nine games await Carlo Ancelotti's men over the next four weeks

and no that's not an April Fools' joke.

It all kicks off with a Bundesliga derby at the Allianz Arena against Augsburg tomorrow.

It's important that we are focused from the off.

We need to continue performing at a high level because we have some important games coming up.

It wouldn't be good if we suddenly dropped.

While Jérôme Boateng can look forward to a first Bundesliga start in 2017

after fully recovering from his shoulder injury, Javi Martínez, who was involved in training at Säbener Street today,

and fellow Spaniard Xabi Alonso are both suspended for the match against Augsburg

after picking up five yellow cards.

Of course I'm pleased.

I've worked hard the last three months for this and I hope I can now play.

I'm very happy and will enjoy the minutes on the pitch.

So Jérôme Boateng will come into the team in place of Javi Martínez,

while Sven Ulreich will replace Manuel Neuer in goal.

Our number one is expected to be fit in time for Real, however.

Manu is obviously very difficult to replace.

But Sven or Tom will also do a good job

and have the support of the team.

We need to all work together to make sure it works well.