Welcome back to Porco Princesa
and welcome to Hitman Absolution.
Are you prepared to become the best
hired gun that this land has ever seen?
So come with me, because this is exactly what we're going to do today.
Let's go!
Prologue: A personal contract.
Lesgo!
Diana: "First of all, try to kill with discretion"
"and try to remain undetected."
[laughs]
Try to remain undetected.
We already know what's going to happen, don't we
In a few minutes...
We're going to be the best Hitman you can have in this game.
Señor! (Sir)
Corréo! (Mail) What is this?
Uhh, so, look, he has to kill Diana, who was his boss.
Yes, we have to kill Diana,
but Diana saved 47's life.
Well, and this place here we're in seems to be the place she's hiding.
"Señor!" This is Hitman`s voice, peeps: "Señor, señor" (Sir, sir)
Uhh! There's a camera, señor! Señor!
Me ves? (Do you see me) Señor, señor! (sir, sir)
But, he doesn`t jump? Does Hitman not jump?
[making a cartoon voice] He's too macho to jump!
Wow! Where did this man come from?
If I get out of here, will this man hit me?
How come he can`t see me? My foot is
completely out there. Señor!
Do you see me, señor? Hello! Señor?
Let me pass through here. I'm going to enter here quickly, señor.
Is that right, peeps?
What is it, bro?
Uhh!
You can go in the trash can!
We have arrived and have already entered the woman's house.
Guys, look how ridiculous: the woman has a gate with
a lot of safety, a wall with the greatest security
but here there`s a missing piece of the wall.
This isn`t a guard, right, the guy is talking on the phone.
Guards don't talk on the phone, guards pay attention to what...
Ahhh! That's why I did the other thing wrong.
No, there's another one here, there's another here, go there!
[singing "Que bonito é"]
[playing "Que bonito é" in the background] I missed the ball.
Who wants to play a bit of soccer here with me?
I kicked the ball back!
Wow!
A bug flew in my face, man!
Why does he breathe like this? Everyone is
listening to his breathing, everywhere in North...
America.
No, isn't it England? I don't know...
Man, breathe like a normal person, you're not even running.
Agent 47 was in need of some encouragement as it seemed.
You've done it 250k times.
Right? This isn`t the first game where you're killing people.
Why are you so nervous?
I'm going to garrote him.
Garroted!
Just another happy day at the office.
Look at this head movement! The head movement!
[playing "Pimpolho" by Art Popular] "She's dancing and Pimpolho is watching, watch out for Pimpolho's head."
That man over there will see us.
How do we make him not see us?
How do I do that?
I didn`t even do anything!
Where am I going? I don`t even know what I'm...
What do I do now? [shots]
Run! Why am I squatting! No!
He doesn`t run! How do we run? Ah! He does run!
He does run, he does run! So, what now?
Where is the woman who will speak here in my ear
to tell me what to do?
I've got my face out here, but they are not seeing me...
Should I get down from here and go there? Oh it will not make a difference right?
Let's go back to where I was.
Can't you see me, man? Look at my face, it's right here in front of you!
Is he going to open it here? No.
Okay, he's down, let's go.
I killed the man!
But I can see where the plant is,
and aim in the same place.
This is where the man's head is.
How...? Oh...
Hmm? What did you do?
Wasn't that what I was supposed to do? That, ready, killed the man, now it's over.
Ahh, I could pick the knife bac...
Go swim man! Goodbye!
And you go swim with your friend.
How about we do a little wet show here?
[singing the song from "Plantão de Notícias" from Globo]
[laughing] The person will try to find a sexy song
to play when she's doing a wet dance
and what's the song that she sings?
The song from "Plantão de Notícias" from Globo. That's right.
Quite right.
I'm ashamed of these little sandals he's wearing that I just saw right now.
For God's sake, what are these sandals?
Taram! Taram!
I'm not going to take off this disguise right now? We will be the
best killer with Jesus sandals.
Shall we fiddle with everything?
Sir, don`t look at me. Let me through.
Stay where you are. Why does she have a cooler...
inside the bathroom?
Oh, you came here just so I could kill you right?
[ICQ noise] Uh ow!
Sir, I'm leaving, don`t look at me.
Where do I have to go?
Noooooo!
Run crazy man!
I'm gonna die! I don't even know where my... Oh! My life!
I'm dyin'!
Now there are many more guards, that's nice!
What if we kill everyone? Like...
Oh, the guy's over there on the other side!
Ah, I died!
I tried to do business that was not to kill.
Yeeeee!
Now it's another thirg. thirg.
Now it's another... another... tit. Thi... Tit hahaha
Another ... Thing.
It's there. Its there, and she's alone.
because she is an idiot.
How do you welcome me naked?
Oh look! She will look at him and he will say "nooooooo!"
But she died the right way so she wouldn`t appear naked. See?
The guys are in this room here?
Uuuuuhhhh!
Nice, huh!
Why didn`t she teach me to do this before?
We could have killed everyone in the living room.
Guys, and now you're leaving the building with the girl in the back?
Oh, it's over, I don't have to leave the building.
Less bad.
But now I have to take care of this girl.
What is he doing?
Ah, he's setting the car on fire.
Uhhhh Is she... super powered?
I don't know what Agent 47's story is.
What will happen in the next episode?
Did Hitman`s woman really died?
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this wonderful hired gun with sandals of humility,
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That was: Jesus,gun for hire and I'll see you guys on the next episode.
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