[THE TREASURE OF EPSCYRAMID]
Eeeeeerm… What are you doing here ?
Wait, you're talking to me ?
Errrm… Yes! Who else would I ?
Wait ! If you can see me, it means you've had the dream!
- The dream ? - The dream !
Yes! The one in which you save Ancient Egypt !
Aaaah, this dream! Yeah, yeah.
Alright, now you've gotta get dressed.
We're gonna get the others.
Wait, as you can see, I'm sleeping…
Listen man, Don't care. You're the emperor now !
Alright, I appreciate your little joke, but I've got accounting at 10am, so…
Kid, you think I care ? Egypt is awaiting! Your destiny is awaiting !
Yeah, but is my semester awaiting ?
Where are you taking me?
We're in Cergy, I'm not gonna follow strangers in caves ! You weirdo
And who are these two now, why'd you bring your friends—
Shut up !
Alright, now who can explain me what I'm—
You're the descendent of a great Egyptian Pharaoh.
Let us tell you his story.
Here is the story of the Epscyramid.
Centuries ago, your ancestor was the most powerful pharaoh in Egypt.
He was respected in the whole empire.
Back then, life was good.
But one day, the Persians attacked us.
After years of an intense war, we triumphed.
Their Grand Vizier surrendered, and gave us a treasure worth a shitload of money.
Baptutankhamun hid the treasure in a pyramid, but the thing is,
we never found it again…
You, and only you can find this pyramid.
You shall gather the right people.
The ones who shall follow you through this adventure.
If you find them, you will find the pyramid.
You will modify the course of History, and Egypt shall live forever.
So... Where's the camera, 'cause you're obviously all crazy...
And that costume, is it mandatory?
Yes, of course.
Alright, so...
What's the situation?
You know, I don't believe there's such things like good, or bad situations…
You do that all the time !
He asked for it !
Alright. They are your secretaries.
They'll write down everything you say for posterity.
Now, it's time to go…
I mean, just admit that the whole cave thing can cause misunderstandings.
I mean, it's weird.
Are you guys shure he's the one ?
So these girls were the scribes right, they write everything I say ?
Wait, I nearly forgot ! To get to the Epsciramid,
You'll need pictures for your identepsci passport !
My what ?
I know exactly what you need.
See that? It's lit, right?
You know Cleopatra ?
Have you seen her last instagram post ?
Say no more
Alright then
Hello?
Hey, Tanguy. The Pharaoh has awoken. You hear me?
You've gotta find a team of 35 people now !
Yeah, that won't be possible…
My agenda is totally full, I'm looking at it right now
Nah, sorry. It's not possible.
I don't have time for this Julie. Maybe another time, but not now.
I'll see you soon! Ciao.
Hey, hello Zoé, it's Julie.
You gotta help me, 'cause the Pharaoh has just awoken.
You've gotta bring 35 people together asap.
That's not a question, that's an order.
I've been waiting for this for 1500 years !
Wait, I'm the one who gives the orders !
- Hey Hadrien ! - Yeah ?
For how much do you confront the god's wrath ?
Well I don't know... The gods, they get real angry !
Come on, man !
Well, alright ! but for one billion !
Three hundred ninety-eight million one hundred and eighteen thousand seven hundred and twelve !
Oh, no !
Does that mean we must confront the god's wrath ?
Well, yeah !
Then... Okay !
Man, I think we fucked up !
We can't do this !
345, 346, 347...
Alright. So, right there.
What, here ?
Yeah, here. Not there! Here.
Not there.
- Not there ? - Nah.
Alright. Here.
But... what's there?
You're gonna build a Sphinx.
- A what? - er.
Alright, Respologis, RestInPis, IlikePastis, Igot3juris,
and Serge,
You're gonna build a huge Sphinx. Something never seen before.
- You've got it all written down, EatPenis ? - Yep !
Alright, I've gotta go. You have 3 months to build that Sphinx.
Alright guys, WTF is this? Who's in charge ?
Alright, yeah, I admit.
We ordered on Wish, the delivery took forever,
Igot3juris fucked up, a huge mess.
I mean, it's all right, if you look at it this way,
Nah, it's not all right.
How do I impress Cleopatra with this ?
We could modify it, it's not that bad !
Shut it.
Scribe, feed'em to the crocodiles.
- Alright ! - Oooooh...
Damn !
Hey cutie, do you have a phone number ?
Such a cute Sphinx must have a cute sphincter !
Thibaut, go on !
Heyo miss ! Head of a Sphinx and body of a gazel, you look like a beast !
Ayo, you got a stone-cold heart not to answer !
Leave it man, anyway Sphinxes they're all the same
Ladies and gentlemen, get stoned like a pyramid !
give your sinful soul to the god Osiris, you won't regret it !
Today, 27th of September, a man is reportedly half-naked in-
Nah, not half naked, he's totally bare.
You're right - we can't show you pictures obviously -
in the streets of Cergy, attacking 4 policemen
Hold on. We have breaking news.
Students in Cergy are organizing tonight
one of the biggest parties of the year.
It's called "get stoned like a pyramid."
Exactly Morgane, this party starts tonight and will probably never end.
It's reportedly under protection of Osiris,
Egyptian god of Wine,
And remember : get stoned like a pyramid.
Leeeeeeet's go !
Hey, please stop !
Please, help us !
I'm done.
Chief, are you sure it's over here ?
It's a lost cause. We'll never find that pyramid !
Come on, trust me !
We're nearly there !
Alright, let's go. Motivation !
Wow, it's so cool here !
This pond is so beautiful !
Wait, what ?
I'm calling Esteban, I don't undestand !
Hey Esteban?
I don't undestand, can you translate that?
No problem man. I'm trilingual !
He said he found the pyramid !
Right there !
I can't see it !
- Call Baptiste. - Okay !
Hey, Baptiste ?
We found it.
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