>> James: THIS IS HOW THE TBAIM WORKS.
I WILL SHOW YOU A STORY WRITTEN ONLY IN EMOJIS.
YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK THAT NEWS STORY IS ABOUT.
WHO HERE THINKS THAT THEY KNOW THEIR EMOJIS?
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) WHO KNOWS THEIR EMOJIS.
YOU KNOW YOUR EMOJIS.
COME ON UP.
HOW ARE YOU.
>> I'M GOOD.
>> James: HOW IS IT GOING.
>> IT'S GOING.
>> James: GOOD, IT'S GOING.
>> IT'S GOING GOOD.
>> James: WHAT IS YOUR NAME.
>> I'M TAYLOR.
>> James: WHERE ARE YOU FROM.
>> TORONTO, CANADA.
>> James: YEAH.
>> WHY DID YOU YEAH THAT?
>> CUZ IT'S CANADA.
>> James: WELL, I MEAN YOU'RE NOT FROM THERE.
>> NO, BUT I-- .
>> James: MOST PEOPLE ONLY WHOOO FOR A PLACE IF THEY ARE
FROM THERE.
>> Reggie: I GREW UP UNDERNEATH IT.
>> James: YOU WERE UNDER WHY NEET IT.
>> YOU GREW UP UNDERNEET IT.
>> James: I WAS UNDERNEATH IT.
TAYLOR, I LOVE THIS OUTFIT.
>> THANKS.
I MICKED-- I PICKED IT OUT MYSELF.
>> James: I DIDN'T THINK FOR A MINUTE THAT YOU DIDN'T.
NO BIT OF ME WAS THINKING I WONDER WHO PICKED OUT TAYLOR'S
OUTFIT.
I WASN'T LIKE WOW, PIE GOD, WHO IS TAYLOR'S STYLIST.
NOW TAYLOR, DO YOU USE EMOJIS A LOT.
>> OF COURSE.
>> James: DO YOU WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GO TO EMOJI?
>> OH MY GOSH, MAYBE THE TONGUE OUT ONE.
>> James: WHICH ONE, THERE ARE A FEW.
>> OKAY, THE ONE WHERE THEY WINK, BUT THE TONGUE IS OUT TOO.
>> James: SHOW US THAT.
>> REALLY, OKAY.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: WAS THAT YOU WINKING?
>> I DON'T REALLY KNOW.
>> James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT I A WINK IS.
>> YEAH.
>> James: THAT'S RIGHT, YOU CLOSE ONE EYE, YOU SORT OF DID
BOTH EYES, YOU LOOKED LIKE WERE YOU HAVING A SORT OF REACTION
BECAUSE YOU HAVE A NUT ALLERGY.
IT'S ONE EYE, SEE LOOK IT'S-- GO, GO ON, TRY AGAIN.
>> OKAY.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I WANT TO YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THIS AND SEE IF YOU CAN GUESS
WHAT THIS NEWS STORY IS, OKAY.
HAVE A LOOK.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GOING ON HERE.
>> SO THERE IS A GUY WITH BLOND HAIR AND HE WAS-- HE WAS WORKING
WITH TOOLS AND BY ACCIDENT ONE OF THEM, HE GOT INTO AN ACCIDENT
WITH A TOOL BECAUSE IT FELL, SO THEN HE HAD TO GO TO THE
HOSPITAL AND SHOW IT INVOLVED HIS EGGPLANT.
>> James: YEAH.
>> HE GOES TO THE HOSPITAL, SEES A GIRL BUT THE GIRL IS LIKE OH
MY GOD, THAT IS MY EX.
>> James: THE SHOW IS ONLY AN HOUR LONG.
LITERALLY, CHRIS BOSH IS WAITING TO COME OUT.
LIKE WE VERY MUCH HAVE GOT STUFF TO DO.
I'M NOT LOOKING FOR YOU TO CLOSE OUT THE SHOW.
>> I GOT IT.
>> James: TELLING THE STORY.
>> OKAY.
GOES TO THE HOSPITAL SEES HIS EX THERE AND SHE IS LIKE I NEED
REVENGE, BOOM, USES OTHER TOOLS.
>> James: TO WHAT?
>> TO KILL HIM?
USING THE NEW STORY WOULD BE A MAN INJURED HIS EGGPLANT, WENT
TO THE HOSPITAL, BUMPED INTO HIS EX AND SHE KILLED HIM.
>> YEAH.
>> James: YOU THINK THAT WAS THE STORY, TAYLOR, THAK GOD YOU
ARE COOL.
I WILL TELL YOU WHAT THIS IS.
A 37 YEAR OLD MAN IN CHINA WAS BROUGHT INTO THE HOSPITAL AFTER
GETTING HIS PENIS TRAPPED INSIDE A WRENCH FOR OVER 17 HOURS.
AFTER A DELICATE OPERATION HIS DOCTOR SUCCESSFULLY CUT THROUGH
THE WRENCH AND FREED HIS PENIS.
AFTERWARDS THE GUY WAS JUST TELLING EVERYONE, JUST SO YOU
KNOW, IT WAS A HUGE WRENCH.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING, TAYLOR, YOU'RE WONDERFUL.
WHO ELSE KNOWS THEIR EMOJIS.
WHO ELSE WOULD LIKE TO PLAY.
ANYBODY ELSE?
WHO WANTS TO PLAY, DO YOU WANT TO PLAY, COME ON OUT, COME ON
OUT.
HOW ARE YOU, SIR.
>> VERY GOOD, VERY GOOD.
>> James: WHAT IS YOUR FAME.
>> PHILIP AYE.
>> James: OH, NOT PHILIP.
>> NO.
>> PHILIPE.
>> James: LIE.
>> SURE.
>> James: I LOVE THIS OUTFIT.
>> THANK YOU.
>> James: WHEN DOES YOUR MOMENTUMFORD AND SONS COVER BAND
PLAY.
>> TWO DAYS AGO.
>> James: ARE YOU NOT REALLY, I WOULD LOVE IT IF YOU WERE,
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING.
>> I'M AN ANIMATOR.
>> James: ARE YOU?
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.
WHAT DO YOU ANIMATE.
>> I DO A SHOW FOR A CARTOON NETWORK.
>> James: OH, WHICH ONE.
>> IT'S NOT OUT YET.
I CANNOT TELL YOU.
>> James: PHIL IPE, I ALREADY KNEW YOU WERE MYSTERIOUS,
BECAUSE OF THIS HE LAB RALT-- HE LAT RAB, I WANT TO SAY COSTUME,
I WANT TO SAY COSTUME.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU ARE TELLING THE TRUTH.
I THINK YOU'RE A SPY.
ANSWER ME TRUTHFULLY, LOOK IN MY EYES, ARE YOU A SPY?
>> NO.
>> James: OKAY, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GO TO EMOJI PHIL I A.
>> THE POOP EMOJI.
>> James: IS IT?
WHY?
>> IT JUST EXPRESSES-- .
>> James: I GET T YOU ARE AN ANIMATOR, SOMETHING HAPPENED IN
YOUR CHILDHOOD, I GET IT.
ALL RIGHT, TELL ME WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS STORY JUST
HERE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK THERE COULD MEAN?
>> SO THERE IS A BRIDE THAT BREAKS UP BEFORE THE WEDDING VIA
TEXT MESSAGE.
>> James: NO YOU ARE WRONG BUT ARE YOU IN THE RIGHT PLACE.
A WOMAN IN TIE WANT HAS BEEN GRANTED A DIVORCE USING THE RED
INDICATORS ON THE LINE MESSAGES SHE SENT TO HER HUSBAND AS PROOF
THAT HE HAD BEEN IGNORING HER.
THIS IS ACTUALLY THE PLOT OF THE EMOJI MOVIE STARRING ME,.
THANK YOU, TAKE A SEAT.
OKAY, WHO ELSE?
OKAY.
I'M COMING DOWN HERE, I'M COMING DOWN HERE, BEFORE I COME DOWN
YOU HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT THING TO DECIDE FOR THE HE ROW, I'M
COMING DOWN TO YOU ON THE ASS OR THE CROTCH.
>> OH, I WILL TAKE THE BOOTY.
>> James: WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?
>> YOU WON'T BE LOOKING AT THE FACE.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, I'M COMING DOWN.
DRINK IT IN.
NO, NO, NO.
NO, ALL RIGHT, STAND UP FOR ME.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M DOING GOOD.
>> James: HOW IS IT GOING.
>> PRETTY GOOD.
>> James: WHAT IS YOUR NAME.
>> DERON.
>> James: WHERE ARE YOU FROM.
>> I'M FROM CALIFORNIA.
>> James: DERON, HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT.
>> DARROE.
YOU GOT ME DEEP VOICE.
>> James: SO DARRON.
DARON.
>> James: KIND OF DIFFICULT FOR ME TO HOST THE SHOW IF I
TALK LAKE THIS ALL THE TIME.
>> YOU GOT TO GET USED TO DOING THIS.
>> James: I FIND MYSELF BRINGING MY CHIN IN.
AND IT EXPOSES MY OTHER CHINS.
SO DO YOU USE EMOJIS A LOT.
>> YEAH.
>> James: WHAT IS YOUR GO TO EMOJI, WHAT DO YOU LIKE FIRING
OUT THERE A LOT.
>> THE EGGPLANT.
>> James: HANG ON A MINUTE.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE EGGPLANT MEANS.
>> NO.
>> James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS?
>> NO.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: WHAT IS YOUR NAME.
>> PHYLLIS.
>> James: WHAT I LOVE IS YOU JUST SAID THE WORD PENIS THE
SAME WAY THAT MY MOM SAYS PENIS.
SHE GOES YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT, A GUY CAME DOWN AND SHOWED
HIS PENIS.
HE WAS OUT THERE COMPLETELY NAKED, YOU COULD SEE HIS PENIS.
SO NOW YOU KNOW.
>> NOW I KNOW.
>> James: HAS ANYONE EVER SENT YOU AN EGGPLANT.
>> NO.
>> James: YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO IF THEY DO NOW.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
>> James: PHYLLIS, I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW.
OKAY, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS NEWS STORY, TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK IS
GOING ON HERE.
>> OH, HMMMM.
>> James: THEY ARE NOT EGGPLANTS, PHYLLIS, CALM DOWN,
CALM DOWN, THEY ARE REGULAR SAUSAGES.
I ALREADY KNOW WHERE YOUR MIND WAS GOING, PHYLLIS, GO ON.
>> THREE SAUSAGES WENT DOWN IN THE HOUSE.
>> James: LANG ON, THEY WENT DOWN IN THE HOUSE N WHAT WAY DID
THEY GO DOWN IN THE HOUSE.
>> WHAT HAPPENED WAS THE DAD BOUGHT THE WRONG HOT DOGS AND
THE DAUGHTER DIDN'T LIKE IT SO SHE PUT IT DOWN THE TOILET.
>> James: I CAN'T SAY ENOUGH, THIS WAS IN THE NEWS.
THIS WAS A STORY THAT WAS IN THE NEWS.
A NEWSPAPER HEARD THE STORY AND WENT PEOPLE HAVE GOT TO HEAR
THIS.
>> THAT MUST HAVE BEEN BEYONCE AND JAY-Z.
>> James: SO THIS IS YOUR STORY.
ARE YOU SAYING BEYONCE, YOU ARE SAYING JAY-Z BOUGHT THE WRONG
HOT DOGS AND BLUE IVY FLUSHED THEM DOWN THE TOILET.
>> SHE WASN'T HAVING IT.
>> James: I DON'T WANT TO SHOCK YOU, THAT IS THE WRONG
ANSWER.
WHAT THIS IS, A SOUTH FOR DA FAMILY IS PERPLEXED AFTER
RECENTLY WAKING UP TO A LOUD THUD ONLY TO FIND THAT THE
MYSTERIOUS SOUND WAS 15 POUNDS OF FROZEN ITALIAN SAUSAGE WHICH
HAD FALLEN ON THEIR ROOF.
I KNOW.
NOW WE NOW WHAT EVENTUALLY HAPPENS TO SANTA'S REINDEERS.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING. THIS IS HE MOJ EYE NEWS.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CHRIS BOSH,.
MARK AND JAY DUPLASS. (APPLAUSE)
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