What's up, guys!
Welcome back to Weekly Weird News.
In Cologne, Germany.
-Yes, it smells great. -It does.
It's actually warmer than I expected.
It's a little hot right now.
I'm regretting my attire, but anyway...
-Yeah, enough about us. -...enough about us.
At this point, it is quite obvious
that people including us were lamenting,
"Oh, just how weird and terrible 2016 was",
the universe was listening and it silently muttered to itself,
-"Oh, you think this is nuts, hold my fucking beer." -Yeah.
And so here we are in a world where people are still arguing
about an election nearly a year after it happened.
Elon Musk is warning us about
AI and robot being a threat to civilization,
an actual nuclear war with North Korea is on the table
and also people whose grandparents fought
Nazis 70 years ago are waving Nazi flags in public.
-Hooray! -Yeah.
Personally, for the sake of the show,
we preferred things back when the weirdest stories of the week
involved people from Florida
getting naked and dancing on cars,
women claiming to have three breasts
and of course anything involving the Insane Clown Posse.
For over two decades,
the Detroit-based Insane Clown Posse
have been a source of widespread confusion and ridicule
for their face paint and their absurdly violent lyrics
and their insistence on spring dozens of bottles of Faygo
all over their audiences.
That is soda by the way, it's a sticky mess.
And obviously, most especially because of the audience
that loves them themselves,
the Juggalos, the Juggalos everyone.
Perhaps the most bizarre yet dedicated fan base in existence.
Like their heroes, Juggalos adorn themselves
in clown face paint at ICP shows and sometimes even in public.
And they treat their ICP fandom
as a lifestyle choice and an identity.
They've got their own hand sign, the wicked clown,
they get tattoos of the ICP's hatchetman logo.
They shout and respond to the Juggalo call of,
"whoop-whoop."
They're surrounding us now.
We put out the call.
And through their events and organizations
like Juggalo Championship Wrestling
and the annual gathering of the Juggalos,
they come together as a family
to celebrate their love of not just the Insane Clown Posse
but the world that ICP has created for its fans.
At this point, that world includes fandom not only for ICP
but also for numerous other musical artists
associated with them and signed ICP's own
Psychopathic Records label.
Yeah, and yes, to most outsiders,
the entire concept of Juggalos
can seem ridiculous or even scary.
After all, Juggalos like ICP spend a lot of time
really enthusiastically talking about violent murder.
ICP lyrics are really, really over the top
and their gratuitous violence to the point
that it's classified as the subgenre horrorcore.
And so naturally,
a lot of that language carries over to the fans.
Though, most insists the violent lyrics
are simply a way to channel their aggression
into something nonviolent plus there's that whole,
actually it was,
we were talking about Christianity the entire time.
-Yeah. -It was... we're trying to slip that in there.
Really, like someone needs to
take a deep dive into this, guys.
Oh, I'm sure, historians will be toiling
over this for years to come Elliott.
They are a bunch of contradictions
wrapped up in an enigma.
Much like the ground in Europe.
If you do a little digging into ICP's lyrics...
You'll never know what you're going to find.
...you'll never know what you're going to find.
Anyway, however, as the Juggalo subculture has grown,
it has become linked to actual violence
either through mentally disturbed fans
who take the whole thing literally
or through actual Juggalo street gangs.
These Juggalo gangs are spread throughout the U.S.,
almost always in particularly poor areas
where they came about mainly by merging the Juggalo mythology
and lifestyle into existing gangs.
On a large scale though, they share almost nothing in common
to the point that there are Native American Juggalo gangs,
Juggalo gangs is affiliated with the Crips and the Bloods
and even KKK and Neo-Nazi Juggalo gangs.
By 2011, enough serious crimes have been attributed
to criminals identifying themselves as Juggalos
that the FBI and multiple states have officially classified
Juggalos as a criminal street gang,
which makes it much easier for the law enforcement
to investigate suspects if they openly display affiliation
which they're not hiding it... -No... -most of the time.
This of course has created a huge problem for normal,
non-criminal everyday Juggalo's
who even the National gang Intelligence Center says
make up around 90 percent of all Juggalos,
they have their top men on the case,
they're analyzing all the data and they found it out.
Essentially the entire Juggalo's subculture has faced
increased scrutiny from law enforcement since 2011
over the actions of just 10% of all Juggalos.
-Not my Juggalos. -No.
This has of course pissed off Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope
of the Insane Clown Posse... -Of course.
...who have been working with their local Michigan chapter
of the American Civil Liberties Union
to repeatedly fight the FBI in court for the gang designation.
-The FBI not down with the clown. -No.
They've been arguing that people are being targeted
by law enforcement,
denied housing losing custody of children
and fired from jobs simply for enjoying the ICP's music.
They can't even enjoy chicken hunting anymore,
it's ridiculous.
And J and Shaggy's frustrations are actually pretty warranted.
Despite their violent lyrics,
they have always been pretty outspoken
about their fan base being one that's built around acceptance
and they're surprisingly woke for lack of a better term.
And the demographics of Juggalos are predominantly
white, lower-class and from the South and Midwest
which for most people is enough information to conclude
that Juggalos are racist, sexist, white trash,
but that's not the case.
First off, ICP has made multiple songs overtly targeting racists.
The song "Confederate Flag" contains the repeated line,
"I say fuck your rebel flag" and the song "Chicken Hunting"
which I just referenced is three and a half minutes
of talking about murdering racist hillbillies.
Oh, and fun fact,
ICP are actually like we said evangelical Christians,
but they've repeatedly condemned racism,
white supremacy and homophobia.
And are so sick and tired of being misunderstood
and persecuted that this past January,
they announced plans for the Juggalo March on Washington.
So, on the events website they write,
"Saturday, September 16th 2017.
That is the date that the Juggalo Family must truly shine
and show America and the world that we are not a gang,
public menace, cult, or any of the other untrue labels
they have attempted to slap on us throughout the years.
We must collectively show them that we truly are a family
that is united by a shared love of music and fellowship.
We help and support each other
like no other so-called "fanbase"
ever has in the history of popular culture.
We give each other food or water if someone is hungry or thirsty.
We lend emotional support to each other
in times of sorrow or struggle
and we celebrate with each other in times of triumph.
We may be the outsiders, the misfits, the weirdoes,
and the underdogs of the mainstream world,
but as a result we have created our own world.
One built on a rock-solid foundation of community,
creativity, joy and love.
Man, it's like the speech from Independence Day
except about clowns.
[CHUCKLES]
Fucking great.
-I hope they do that speech live. -Yeah.
Yeah, at the steps of the Washington Monument.
Please, even try to argue against that.
-I can't find a... -They sound like good people to me.
-Yeah, they're like the opposite of the believers. -Mm-hmm.
Yeah. Now here's the thing,
the Juggalo March is on September 16th
on the National Mall in DC and so is another event.
The mother of all rallies, a pro-Donald Trump rally
that while not explicitly racist or homophobic
is coming on the heels of several recent pro-Trump rallies
that exposed a very racist subset of Americans.
And the case of Charlottesville resulted
in one death and several serious injuries
when a White nationalist piece of shit
drove his car into a crowd.
So, despite the mother of all rallies,
not directly associating itself with confederate monuments
or White nationalism, tensions are pretty high right now
when it comes to right-wing rallies
and these guys are going to be sharing a space the same day
with a Juggalo rally and that's...
you can't write this stuff.
-2017, you're wild. -Yeah.
Well, that's not to say this is going to erupt
in some sort of huge ridiculous brawl
between Juggalos and guys in MAGA hats.
The National Mall is huge
and each rally has its own designated area.
There's also apparently two other unrelated rallies
happening there at the same time.
So, all the Twitter fan fiction about Juggalo
is coming to blows with Klansmen almost
certainly isn't going to come true.
And when SPIN interviewed Shaggy 2 dope about the whole thing,
he had this to say.
"I just heard about that too.
But what can you do?"
Did he rhyme that on purpose?
-He's like working 24/7. -Probably, he is a rapper.
"I just heard about that too.
But what can you do?
Who gives a shit, it's our day to shine too.
Fuck them.
We don't got nothing to do with that.
But they got as much right to do their thing as we do ours.
I don't know what the conflict would be.
I don't ever hear Juggalos straight up being like,
'Fuck Trump.'
Nobody really gives a shit.
I don't give a shit.
If there's something,
it's probably because one of them will start it.
No Juggalo's going to bum rush no Trump supporter
because we don't give a fuck.
We're not there for that.
But if some beef does cook, it's probably because
somebody on their side is popping off at the mouth."
And regarding all the recent you know pro-confederacy,
white nationalism shit that's been going on,
Shaggy 2 Dope said this,
"Why would you still be that angry at anything,
a bunch of white supremacists attack people
for tearing down a Confederate statue?
I didn't grow up at least bit racist.
I don't understand what it's like to be racist.
It's hard for me to speak on it
because it's the dumbest thing in the world.
To think that shit's still going on is incredible.
It will always go on I guess until there's just one race,
from everybody intermingling and fucking.
But I don't understand it, and I never have.
It's an alien concept.
Why would you do that?
I probably sound ignorant as fuck,
but I'm so removed from the whole mindframe."
You know, he's not wrong.
So don't expect some big confrontation
between Juggalos and Nationalists,
unless of course one of the Nationalists
starts shit with the Juggalos.
The Juggalos are doing this rally specifically
to show that they aren't a violent gang.
So, they're not going to be looking for any kind of trouble.
In fact the best-case scenario is that that you know,
face-painted Juggalos and Jugglets somehow end up
looking relatively the sane compared to the other people
rallying a few hundred feet away.
And we can actually say from experience that
when we decided to go to an ICP show in Indianapolis
just for shits and giggles,
you might have been there for shits and giggles.
I was a big Juggalo in 9th grade in high school,
so I actually wanted to see them live.
It was a great time.
We were both completely blown away and by the way,
the Juggalos were very friendly. -Yeah.
And very accepting.
-Very nice people. -I know.
Eliot was hanging out with them all night.
-Good people. -Yes.
We were in the beer drinking area,
we're the only people drinking.
Everyone there was having a nice time
just sipping on their Faygo.
Yeah, you know, I do like the idea of when,
when Shaggy 2 Dope was saying that Juggalo's help people,
they go and they would give food and water to people.
I would love to see like Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J
just like in an impoverished area
handing out Faygo instead of water.
They should do that.
Yeah.
Think about it guys.
Yeah.
Anyways, prejudice aka judging people before knowing them
is fucking stupid and we sincerely hope
the Juggalo March on Washington succeeds
at chipping away at that.
Let's hope so.
Whoop!
Whoop!
Anyway, let's jump over the Pacific Ocean
and completely contradict ourselves
now by making fun of China.
Okay, more specifically Chinese company names
which were recently cracked down on
by the Chinese government.
Basically, China's State Administration for Industry
and Commerce thinks that there are
too many Chinese companies with bizarre
and overly long names and it's kind of hard to argue with them
when you actually read some of these.
Yeah.
There is a group of young people with dreams,
who believe they can make the wonders of life
under the leadership of
Uncle Niu Internet Technology Company Limited.
They make condoms by the way, so -- Yeah.
Great.
Shenyang Prehistoric Powers
Hotel Management Limited Company,
which is -- the story behind this,
it's named after a phrase uttered by Chinese Olympic
swimmer Fu Yuanhui who after,
you know competing the race said,
" I have used all my prehistoric powers to swim."
Still doesn't make any fu--ing sense though.
The phrase "Skinny Blue Mushroom" appears
in all sorts of businesses usually restaurants and cafes
and it's based off of an internet video of a guy crying
and mispronouncing words.
It's a meme and basically the Chinese equivalent of
that dude saying, amberlamps instead of ambulance
in that old epic beard man AC transit
bus fight viral video that happened years ago.
We remember him.
Yeah, I thought it was like a penis reference.
-Amberlamps. -Yeah.
There's also a few companies whose names
expressed disdain for wives like Beijing Under M
Wife's Thumb Technology Company Limited
and Beijing Scared of Wife Technology Company
and Anping County Scared of Wife Netting Products Factory.
I, I just wanted to be a painter.
I'm only here because I'm scared of my wife.
I was sick and tired of staying home all day.
She's a real asshole.
She told me to get a job and I did.
Also, some other random weird names include
Hangzhou No Trouble Looking for Trouble
Internet Technology and What Are You Looking at
Shenzhen Technology Company Limited.
And to be clear, all of these are of course
translated to English from Chinese.
So at least, some of the reason they sound so weird
is that pretty much anything translated
from Chinese to English sounds weird.
There was a meme reason where people were translating
the Chinese version of Harry Potter back to English
and it was just complete fucking nonsense.
Yeah.
It's also important to note that the cultural
and linguistic differences between China
and the West are so vast
that Western companies often go
by completely different names over there.
They basically try to find Chinese words
that together sound similar enough to the actual
Western company name, but also translate into
something relevant for the brand.
So for example, BMW's name in China
translates to treasure horse
and Pampers is, helps make baby comfortable.
Nice.
That's like marketing 5D chess.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
On the other hand, Bing went with Biying,
which the direct translation is must respond.
But it also sounds remarkably similar to sickness
and many attribute that to why Bing
has a really small market presence in China.
Well, also because Bing is the chosen internet search
provider for pornography.
Yeah And -- You can't get that.
Can't -- they don't let you do it.
No.
Especially if you're just looking at thumbnails that move.
Yeah.
Anyways, if you ask us,
China's being a total killjoy about this.
We're fine with the fact that the new rules
explicitly ban company names that are sexist
and/or discriminatory or pro-terrorism.
But none of the companies we just listed are hurting anybody,
except our sides because they're really funny.
Our many sides.
And potentially, the, the scorn of one man's wife.
Yeah, yeah Anyways, last year,
the Chinese government banned what they considered
bizarre architecture aka totally awesome ridiculous architecture.
Just look at these buildings.
China, come on, man.
You got to be cool on this one.
You're doing some good work,
just letting architects go wild, designing buildings
that look like they're straight out of a science fiction movie
and then you told them to cut it out
and stick to boring rectangles.
Now you're forcing companies to adopt boring names.
Come on!
Come on, China!
Yeah, I mean if you want to see -- Be cool man.
Look at, look at cities that enjoy architecture
and then look at any city that was thriving
or whatever you want to call it during the Soviet Union.
Boring.
Just squares and brown.
Concrete rectangles.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Now, let's get right into the second part of the show
where we take a look at the best weird news headlines
that we saw this week starting with
Swiss grocery chain to offer bug burgers Yum!
Snowpiercer is real now.
Yeah, has it come in the form of a single square block.
Nah!
There are these mealworms and it's, it's like --
-they took a garden burger -The name is right there.
they added the mealworms to it for the extra protein.
Yeah.
They're saying that if population
gets more out of control,
we're all going to have to get used
seeing this shit.
So -- By then, science would have taken over and
Yeah, they're growing that meat and stuff now.
Yeah, that impossible burger.
Yeah.
I need them to hurry up and make that not $20 of patty.
Are the Swiss, are the Swiss really doing
so bad that they have to eat bugs?
I don't think -- I feel like they're not.
No. They got like Nazi gold.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
Still chipping away at it.
Yeah.
Oh, guys, we ran out of gold.
We must switch to bugs.
Switch the bugs.
Yeah, we moved.
Big deal.
You didn't -- it's fine.
Next headline.
Big catch!
Drunken woman allegedly swims up,
bites fisherman's line.
This was in Florida by the way.
Of course it was.
Yeah.
She -- hey, you want to see a good trick?
Hey, look at me, I'm a fish.
What is he biting?
She didn't just tug on it?
Yeah, she's apparently... she was drunk
and she was yelling at some fisherman.
She's like -- then just came up and bit the line.
Oh, okay, okay.
That's different than what I thought was going on.
See, my brain immediately jumped to the fact that
this woman was swimming in an area where a man was fishing
and she was like, you know, be funny.
Hold my cosmopolitan, I'm going to make this guy think
that there is fish in the line.
But really, he's going to have a drunken woman on the line.
Yeah.
And the hook went through her mouth and he wa like,
"Oh, got a big one."
According to maritime law, you have to marry that woman.
[LAUGHTER]
That's the truth.
[LAUGHTER]
Geez! Oh, no.
[LAUGHTER]
I come down here every day looking for a husband.
Finally.
[LAUGHING]
Okay. But realistically,
she just went up and bit the string.
Yeah, I know, she's just being a drunken idiot in the water.
I don't even know if she was allowed to swim there.
Probably not, they don't usually allow swimming and fishing.
Well, I don't know, it's Florida, you can do
whatever you want.
Yeah, you can do whatever you want.
People go out in the ocean and stand there
and fish like at the beach.
God! There are just people getting hooks
in their fucking ears all the time probably.
Yeah.
Yup.
Anyways, it was a lot, it was a lot funnier
the way I saw it in my head.
Yeah. Anyways.
I'll let you hold onto that.
Yeah, thanks.
British study finds that one third of vegetarians
eat meat when they're drunk.
I can, I can confirm this
with a couple of vegetarian friends over the years.
Yeah, and they also found that 80% of them,
they lie about it later.
Yeah, of course they do.
They don't tell anyone. Yeah.
Moral compass is all over the place.
Yeah.
It's like standing on a giant magnet.
What is it about alcohol that makes you crave
the flesh of another animal?
I don't know, just brings out the,
the best and worst in people.
-Yeah. -That's the thing.
I -- there are also vegetarians that are like,
"I'm having a cheat week.
I just really want some, some chicken wings"
and it's like, "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
So you don't care about all those dead animals.
After all. This week -- Yeah.
This week is the week they all have to die.
Yeah, also like you know little field animals,
they die while they're scooping up all that sweet sweet soy.
Did you ever think about chipmunks,
they're cuter than some of the things we eat, fish.
No one eats chipmunks.
No, they die when field mice
and all kinds of little animals,
they die when they're scooping up all the,
all the wheat.
True, true, good point.
Yeah.
Checkmate.
Atheist.
-I mean, vegetarians. -Vegetarians.
[LAUGHTER]
Woman stuck in swimming pool
turns to Facebook for help.
How do you get stuck in a swimming pool?
She was really old and she shouldn't have been
in the pool in the first place.
Oh, yeah.
She did not have the upper body strength
to simply lift herself out of the pool.
Yeah.
So she, reached for her phone and went on the,
you know, the local community Facebook page,
"Okay, if anyone is reading this right now"
and of course all the mommy bloggers were right there
and they got the message, they came over.
And rescued out.
Yeah.
Like who, who even needs the Life Alert anymore?
-No one. -You got one on your phone.
Yeah, we get a Life Alert -- Help, I've fallen
and I can't get up and then Facebook to the rescue, help.
I'm stuck in my swimming pool.
Yeah.
Wow! You must be really fat.
It's like open water for -- not very exciting.
It's just swimming pool.
Just swimming pool, yeah.
The ladder broke off, what do we do?
Oh, no.
How are they going to get out?
Indian woman given permission to divorce husband
after he fails to install toilet.
I mean, as Eliot knows, it's a very serious thing
over the -- Yeah.
And so in reading this article,
it's very interesting to me, the nation of India, they,
they do not like the reputation that people like me
-- Yeah.
-- give it.
I would assume that that is true.
They --yeah, they pretty much say that if you have
-- if you are within the means to get an actual
toilet system and you don't like you're a bad person.
Shame.
Especially if your husband that refuses to do it
for the wife because -- Then you wonder why all these
people move to China and start companies about
how much their wives are -- Yeah.
-- jerks.
My damn wife, she made me move all the way to China.
My wife divorced me for not installing,
installing a toilet limited company.
It's going to do great.
Register that.
Yeah, they make toys.
You will never be forgotten headstone
left behind at airport.
It's just another one of those, "Hey, I can't --
oh, what luck?
I'm a local news company that gets to write this headline."
Yes.
Finally, my time has come.
Fuck airports.
I didn't have my luggage for like a full day.
Yeah, they lost them.
Yeah.
Every goddamn time.
Did they finally get the headstone to where it belong?
No, they -- no, no one claimed it.
Who would?
I'm so embarrassed.
Nah, they can just have it.
Nah, just throw the body in a ditch.
Yeah. That's fine.
I'm too embarrassed to go pick up the headstone.
Who's bringing a fucking giant head -- first of all,
there's no way that it passed the weight limit.
No.
Sir, this is, this is 120 pounds.
Yeah, this is pure granite.
It's going to cost you -- if,
if you want to put this on the plane,
it's going to cost you $300.
And the guy is like, -- I'll just throw it.
[LAUGHTER]
I'll just put a -- Just put it in the TSA
bucket with all the water bottles.
Yeah.
It's like a thing, the thing at the beginning
at a TSA that has like a, like Swiss Army knives
-and like matches and stuff -No gravestones.
and like gravestones in there.
Sir, sir, you can --
You can potentially break
this over someone's head and injure them.
[CHUCKLES]
Oh, anyways, yep.
Feces Elementary School changed name after 55 years.
Feces has been gross for a long time though.
Was it a -- What made the change?
Is this like -- was it some,
was it some Confederate soldier named Robert E. Feces?
No.
Like, oh, we better get out in front of this.
[LAUGHTER]
Robert E. Feces,
be a great like horror core rap group.
No, this is.
We got to get ahead of this before people find out.
Robert E. Feces.
They were fine with it being Shit Elementary School,
but when they find out that it was
a Confederate soldier --
They should replace one of those Robert E. Lee's
statues with a granite statue of that emoji poop.
Yeah. Robert E. Feces.
[CHUCKLES]
Everyone loves that poop emoji.
Yeah.
No, it's actually -- so this is in South Korea.
Oh, okay.
And the word for poop is apparently like
it's an old word that didn't always mean poop
and it was the name of this old town
-- and they called the school the, the, --
they named the school that in like '60s and they're like,
"Don't worry about it, we're taking the word back."
It's like, "No."
All the kids are like, "We get made fun of all the
time for going to poop school."
Yeah.
Is their, is their team uniforms brown?
I don't know. Yeah.
Hey, we're the Feces Elementary skid marks
and we're going to beat you in soccer.
We're a nasty school.
[LAUGHTER]
Okay. Samuel L. Jackson
and Magic Johnson mistaken for lazy migrants
by Italians after shopping in Tuscany.
I mean he does wear those stupid hats.
They're both like...
they had like fucking Versace bags and shit.
Some, some jackass like prankster in Italy posted
it to like Facebook as a social experiment being like
would you look at these migrants?
Look what they're doing with our money.
And then of course --
Well, do you see the one on Breibart
where they put the soccer star on a jet ski and
they're like sneaking migrants over on jet skis now.
Yeah, look at these damn migrants.
And it was like a... it was a soccer star
and do apologize.
Just never believe anything you see in the Internet.
Yeah, stop, stop believing in things except for us.
Yes, Samuel L. Jackson does wear those silly hats,
the ones that are like cabbie hats.
Yeah.
But this... in this picture,
they're both dressed really well.
Also, Magic Jonathan's like six-foot-eight.
Yeah.
The man is one of the most famous athletes in the world.
-Yeah. -In the world.
He was on the dream team, damn it.
-Certainly not lazy. -No.
They've worked very hard.
He has worked very hard.
-Yeah. -Maybe a little too hard.
ESPN apologizes for fantasy football draft sketch
that resembled slave auction.
Yeah.
And I watched it and... yeah, a little bit, a little bit.
But mostly White crowd with them being like, "All right!
Who wants this guy in their draft team?"
Yeah, just a bunch of like fat, lazy drunk dudes
like who just loved fantasy football,
betting on football players and saying,
"Yes, give me that.
I will give this many points and yes.
It's actually very strong.
Very easy to see how that could go wrong real quick.
Very... and another one of those examples of how many checks
and balances are really going on in any
kind of major production studio?
None.
Yeah, not a lot apparently.
Good dog?
Golden Retriever digs up $85,000 worth of heroin.
Great dog.
Yeah.
I mean, sure.
I mean the B got to sell it.
If you came across that much in drugs, would you really
would you sell it or would you turn it in?
I wouldn't even know how to sell it.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
You can find someone.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
Yeah.
It's $85,000 worth, I'd go -- I'd find someone,
I pay that person like 20 grand to find someone.
And then whatever is left, what is it?
Sixty-five grand, it's like,
"Hey, just give me like 20 grand right now
and then -- Yeah --
you make whatever you want off of it.
But -- Just give me a couple of hundred bucks
and forget we had this conversation.
Oh, kid, no.
You know what I would do, I'll make a treasure map
and I would sell that treasure map to the person
because then I'm like hands off.
I've never even touched it.
Well, that's the thing.
Some guy... the guy found it in his backyard.
Oh!
It means, it means someone buried this at some point
and probably saw this news and was like,
"Fuck! That's where my heroin was.
Shit!
I should have gotten a golden retriever,
we would have found it ages ago."
Yeah.
I mean, it says backyard,
maybe it was the previous homeowner.
It could be.
That's police work.
My dumb wife wouldn't let me keep my heroin
in the house company limited.
Yeah.
He's in China now, he can't -- no extradition.
[LAUGHTER]
They make bottle caps.
And finally, specially brewed beer for dogs
on menu in Croatia's only beach bar for our dogs.
I want to go there now.
I do too.
I didn't want to visit Croatia, it was never on
my short list of... It looks lovely
they film Game of Thrones there.
Yeah.
Well now that they have a dog bar, I got, I got to go.
Dog bar.
Apparently, the beer does not get the dogs drunk,
it's just some weird beer made from chicken
and lamb or something.
I'd love to taste it.
No. Shit!
It sounds like it's just chicken broth,
but like cold with some bubbles in it.
I'm sure the dogs love it.
I hope... hopefully at least makes a the dogs,
dogs fart and burp.
Yeah.
Yeah, they just... they're just like regular tourists.
Yeah, just pissing, pissing everywhere.
on the beach after that,
pissing over themselves and farting.
[CHUCKLES]
Yup, this is the life.
Whoa!
All right! P
-- Spuds MacKenzie.
Spuds MacKenzie, yeah, the ultimate party dog.
Whoa!
Hey, Brett.
Come over here, Brett.
Oh, what?
Brett is sitting here and watch us do this entire thing.
It was really funny.
Is that a handar of the cow choppers?
Hey! Yeah.
From another life. Yeah.
Well -- What do we, what are we doing?
We got to go watch video games and shit now.
We're going to go watch video game shit.
And we have -- Brett lives in the same city as us
and we had to travel halfway across the earth
to hang out with him.
That's true.
Our first colab since our last is in Germany.
Oh, yeah, I'll come by some time.
Whatever.
I'm glad we meet on the other side of the world.
Yeah, let's meet in -- you know what?
I would hang out with a lot more people
if they wanted to meet in Germany.
Yeah, it shows that they care.
Yeah.
Anyway -- So yeah, I think Brett's going to come on Tugs
and talk shit about games again.
Good.
And now that I've said that, he asked to.
So, we'll see you guys soon.
Check out our other videos.
Elon Musk.
he wants to ban killer robots before they get out
of control.
And then on Tugs, we're -- we make a pretty good case
that's called Didi is responsible
for the neo-Nazi uprising in America.
Yeah.
So check those out and we'll see you guys next time.
Bye.
For more infomation >> This Boston Officer's Vehicle? An Ice Cream Truck | NBC Nightly News - Duration: 2:20. 
For more infomation >> New Tool May Help Identify Adults At Risk For Sudden Cardiac Arrest | NBC Nightly News - Duration: 1:54. 
For more infomation >> President Donald Trump Promises Victory In Afghanistan -- But How? | NBC Nightly News - Duration: 1:59. 
For more infomation >> Watch Family Airlifted From Hurricane Harvey Floodwaters | NBC Nightly News - Duration: 3:58. 
For more infomation >> Social Media Aids Hurricane Harvey Rescues | NBC Nightly News - Duration: 2:02. 
For more infomation >> As Flood Waters Rise, Volunteers Rise To The Challenge | NBC Nightly News - Duration: 1:55. 
For more infomation >> Animals In Need Find Shelter During Hurricane Harvey | NBC Nightly News - Duration: 1:43. 
For more infomation >> Hope After Hurricane Harvey | NBC Nightly News - Duration: 1:45. 
For more infomation >> Houston Shelters Struggle To Meet Evacuees' Medical Needs | NBC Nightly News - Duration: 2:03. 
For more infomation >> NBC's Gadi Schwartz Reports from One Houston Suburb Under Water | NBC Nightly News - Duration: 1:19. 
For more infomation >> '10 Years of My Life Gone' Rockport Business Owner Tells Lester Holt | NBC Nightly News - Duration: 1:19. 
For more infomation >> Mass Evacuations As Tens Of Thousands Of Houstonians Displaced | NBC Nightly News - Duration: 2:17. 
For more infomation >> Hurricane Harvey: Residents in Victoria Worry About Flooding | NBC Nightly News - Duration: 1:08. 
For more infomation >> Thousands Take Shelter From Hurricane Harvey In Houston | NBC Nightly News - Duration: 2:34. 
Không có nhận xét nào:
Đăng nhận xét