So, my dear.
I read your text to Clara and she liked it, Master Zula.
At the end of the class, she gave me good-bye and my friends said she likes me.
I told you, Jimmy!
I told you it was going to work!
At the end of this course you will have which woman you want!
Which you want!
But I like Clara, Master Zula...
Okay, okay, okay. Are you ready for the next lesson?
Of course!
Go to your house and come back here in the next class with your text that we will prepare you
for your first show.
Our meeting...
And then, Jimmy. Did you prepare your text?
Yes, Master Zula.
Yesterday I spent the whole afternoon writing.
Then climb on the stage! You can begin, young man.
So... well... once I took a bus... and... and a man came in who was with
a horrible smell under the arm...
Wait, wait, wait!
Horrible smell not, Jimmy, f***!
Didn't you learn anything in those classes?
He arrived with a possum under his arm, with a swamp, a sweat of three days before,
a f***ing slurry.
Make it better, Jimmy, motherf*****!
All right then.
Well... and there came a guy, and when he got up the arm seemed to have lifted a
manhole.
That's it, Jimmy, good.
Go!
Yeah... he got there, got on the bus and he raised his arm from my side...
No, no, no, Jimmy.
He arrived and rubbed the armpit at your f***ing face.
Do not forget the bad word no, motherf*****!
Go!
Yeah... he came in, and he rubbed the f***ing armpit in my face and I felt that smell
rotten rat, and I did not know what to do, I was about to vomit.
And you know what I did?
The only thing I could do: I took my shoes and I tied in my face, which was
much better than breathing that s***.
That's it, Jimmy, f***! That's f***ing it!
Now you are ready for the next lesson.
Listen well: you have to conquer a captive audience.
If you can do that, Jimmy, you already will be a successful comedian.
So tomorrow you tell this joke to those stupid ones of those you colleagues
and tell me the result.
Meanwhile, on a bar...
Because the Facoff probe detected a black hole with the equivalent of one hundred and six billion
suns, one hundred and six! In the Nagiva galaxy.
How is this possible?
Is not me who will know, my dear, how much mass is possible in a so young universe.
We may even suspect that the probe is unregulated
Very interesting, my friend, but look, your wife...
Here you come with that subject.
Brother, your wife was in my office today.
Again?
What is she going to do three times a week in your office?
Oh, our friendship... why people go to doctors?
Your wife is not well, our friendship...
My wife looks great!
Look, you have to stop with this science thing, friend.
Stop with science...
I'm not kidding.
What is the practical difference of the Earth be round or square?
Come on, answer me.
Are you really asking this, Doctor?
Brother, whatever, it does not matter.
Where is your wife at the moment?
Do you know?
Probably at home...
Probably... you see?
This probably is what really matters, dear friend.
Always thinking about my wife...
Look, our friendship: you can not be so stupid.
Do you know what your wife does during the day?
But she has a salon.
She stays there all day.
Great.
Exact.
And you know what women do in a beauty salon?
The nails?
Oy, flowers, you do not know the last.
Yesterday I saw again the lovely Marcos!
Wow!
Friend... any woman can make very well.your own nails.
Do you think they're going in the salon to do what?
I do not understand, doctor.
What do you think your wife talk about you for the friends in the salon?
That I'm a good father, maybe...
Oh, my friend, you do not even talk about Onario.
I can not take it anymore, you know?
For me, it's over.
It's been a long time sicked, tired, in that sameness...
What I need is a new experience, you know?
I'm still very young, and we have only one life, right, friends?
Jesus f***ing Christ!
Be discreet, doctor.
Doctor... what are you doing?
Taking off those panties, imagining that body without the skirt.
But doctor! What's that?
What is that what? What's the problem?
But she may be married.
And the husband a horned one.
Doctor!
Oh, our friendship... take it easy...
Imagining is not a crime.
Incidentally, there is a normal person who is not a pervert in thought?
Doctor, you sometimes scare me.
I did not know what to do, I was almost vomiting
And you know what I did? The only thing I could do.
I took off my shoes and tied him in my face, which was much better than breathing that s***.
Geez, Jaime, this case was very good.
Yeah, Jaime, you're superb on counting cases.
So, so, friends.
That was nothing.
It was just something that happened to me.
You could tell some more of these to us, Jaime.
Other day.
Otherwise will lose the grace, right?
F***ing hell!
Now it's back to that f***ing class of that son of a b****.
God, James, I laughed a lot at that case.
Well... is because it... it really happened to me.
Have you thought about doing stand up?
You have a lot of talent.
Yes!
Actually, that's what I want to do.
If you did a show, I would definitely be in the front row, Jaime.
The break is over, kids...
At the end of the class...
Hello.
Master Zula, you will not believe it. All world laughed a lot of my text, Master Zula,
and Clara said that I have a lot of talent, and said that I would sit in the front row of my
show.
That's it, Jimmy, f***!
You're getting good!
This issue of the show, this question I will solve, Jimmy, it's already the time
to you officially introduce yourself to the public.
My first show?
Wow, Master Zula, I do not know if I'm going get...
Go f*** yourself, Jimmy.
You will get it, we will write a text which will make everyone have bouts of laughter.
But listen here: now I have to turn off, because I'm helping a customer ride
the sales structure of his new business.
Have your lunch and go straight to my office, then we talk.
It's all right, Master Zula.
Thank you!
And then, my son, you will not tell your mother what happened to get you home
happy this way?
Oh, Mom, a lot is happening.
There is a teacher who is training me to do a show and then he's teaching me some
lessons that are working so well.
Show?
What kind of show?
You will not understand, Mom.
But if it works I can get very famous and make lots of money.
And who is this teacher?
He is a very good guy doing this, that everybody already know.
He already has a captive audience and has several other business.
That's cool, son.
I hope it works out.
Even now I have to go find him, to get a new lesson.
Bye mom.
My son, before leaving, there are some coins there at the table.
You can get it for you.
Thank you very much, Mom.
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