In the News this week Mcgregor back in the ring vows to Avenge defeat
Federal executive Council Swings into action as Buhari returns
Top Nigerian artiste opens the mixed reviews and Northern Film Festival in London
And here's your host, Okey Bakassi
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Welcome and thank you for joining us this is the other news if news is water then this show is palm wine
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I get to sit down a little later with the director of Hollywood hits like Bruno and Borax
the Legendary Larry Charles in the Buildin ladies and gentlemen make some noise
Yeah, we have a packed shoot today for you. Yeah, but first it's time for the other news headlines
Presidential Spokesman femi Adesina says that the president buhari is happy that the Nigerian economy is improving
Really well the Opposition's response has been
wey the improvement?
All right, yeah
Caretaker and Chairman of the Peoples democratic party Senator muhammad Mckarfi says Nigeria a sinking ship
That the APC has run aground. Haba!
Uncle who caused the ship to sink in the first place
Minister for interior Abdul Rahman dan bazoo says the Daily feeding allowance for prisoners is 450 naira
and not 14,000 naira as rumored
wait a minute 450 that means 19,500 naira in a month when the minimum wage is 18k5
ahan abeg just allow unemployed Nigeria's enter prison na, at least make dem eat
Well, and finally in River state a suspected kidnap gang leader
Roland Peter has been arrested for killing a man and cooking pepper soup with his victims liver and intestines
This is wickedness, I hope his charged for assorted crimes
and now to other matters in
1883 Presidential Shagari issued a quick notice to 1 million Danny and immigrants
Who are living in Nigeria at the time? He said Charley? Oya come go house?
so the Ghanians packed their load into these Ghana-must-go bags and went home and
built a country with universities that have so many nigerian students in them in fact that the motto should be changed to
Naija must come
Nigeria is another season of so-called quick notices
Tensions have been on the rise after some Arewa youths said Igbos should leave the North
Yoruba Group said non yourbas should leave the southwest and a group of very daring
Dissident rats, ordered president Buhari to leave his office
rats of now Adays men, no respect
Anyway after weeks of condemnation the brash Arewa youngsters held a press conference
And their dashing teenage leader made a big announcement
We are today pleased to announce the immediate suspension of the relocation Clause
yes, it's not a surprise that that a very very very young lad is the leader of Arewa youths
after all in Nigeria and elder with less than 60 years experience is called the youth
This quick notice is threatened to force all Hausas back to the north
Yorubas to the southwest and Igbos to the east and of course on Nnamdi Kanu can go back to Jerusalem. He
Said he is Jewish
So look at it when you tell somebody like me to go home. I begin to wonder which home?
Should I go to Maiduguri where I grew up?
Port-Harcourt where I studied or Lagos where I live currently or maybe - Ayazu Imbiese in
Imo state where my ancestors
That is not a nigeria we prayed for. imagine a Nigeria. Where this kind of tribalism will separate Phyno from Olamide and
suya from Agege bread
What kind of Nigeria is that?
Well the suspension of the so-called quit notice by the Arewa group has been rejected by Nnamdi Kanu and his
indigenous people of biafra group IPOB
Who have said said MBANU! Igbos in the North should pack their things and return home.
Suspect that all these groups are just looking for attention
And when you mix quit notice with notice me, we get "quit notice me"
I think that's the problem so Tweet at us using the #QuitNoticeMe and tell us how you feel about all these quit notices flying all
Over the place will you obey or would you stay where you think you belong alright?
Let's hear your own view why is JAMB Dancing kokobobelow with cut off max
The Joint admission of matriculation board did something recently that many people talking
our
Highly educated Correspondent Binta Gbadmus went out there and now brings us this report
for degrees award
courses the Minimum is
120 the Minimum for polytechnic is
great news
Are you don't I'm sorry intelligence
Martin I join you have been burning candles and filling your generators all nights. Just because you want to pass the exam
Examination into the night institutions. Hey chill your days of hard work is over
JAMB has cut you some slack
Yeah, but first you have got to pass our pre post UTME exams right here on the other news so first
question
Jam has reduced the minimum score from 180 to 120 this means a
The score has been reduced
be
raised
P remains the same
Jam Spokesman, Mr.
Fabian Benjamin was quoted to have said that this new court of Mac would encourage more nigerian students to apply in tonight
And universities rather than go to those mushroom universities abroad
Hey
mushroom Universities abroad
So that means the likes of harvard yale Kent
And even the one in legon or somewhere in Ghana
They actually mushroom universities, I quite agree with him the man has a point
The schools don't get to experience inadequate infrastructure
sorting issues with lecturers
Constant ASUU strike. Hey even the womanizing lecturers so
how can they be better than nigeria Universities question -
With this new minimum cutoff mark and comment more Nigerian students to apply for jump
Option a yes b. No C
maybe
Well the answer is pretty obvious
Don't start climbing
How you will cross the bridge when you get to the bridge?
you can
clamp on somebody's back and cross you can see a vehicle and jump in and cross you can even
Crawl on the Bridge you can Swim across
what the real question is
is about two million Nigerian Jews apply for this examination and jump in at
5500 Naira per Head
That's about two million times five thousand five hundred, Naira
How much?
And they said there's no money in this education business
Hi, let's not even talk about them post you, Ta me at all. I'm sure all these universities and
Polytechnics will be linked India lives
Find our question with this new Development. See one Nigerian Youth skin Admission into the universities of choice
Well, that's another obvious answer
Current statistics shows that one out of every four Nigerian students gain admission yearly
And this goes on to say that our niger institutions. Don't actually have the capacity to accommodate the screwin populist
her I
See a very very
very Bright future
For the Nigeria news I am beta bad Mus
And this is the other news
Still to come on the other news my interview with the great Larry Charles keep watching
Thank you
Now my guess is a man who has brought laughter to millions around the world
Through his writings and directing
His impressive resume includes writing credits on Fridays and Time field he also directed the incredibly funny
movies Brad Bruno and the dictator
Ladies and gentlemen please give a resounding welcome to miss the Larry Charles
Yes, I feel so privileged to have you here
And the studio life and direct and flesh and blood I'm the lucky one
I'm the lucky one to be here
Thank you for having me had to be a do are you I mean some sort of cult or what?
I'm the leader of a cult
Indeed I'm the leader of a cult, but of course I know I just don't we don't kidnap schoolgirls
Okay, no problem your little points will get to you
All right tell us about why you are here in Nigeria
Well, you know I've done a lot of traveling to do my comedy, and I always get to go home
But I meet comedians in all kinds of strange places where Americans have no idea comedy even exists and so
I decided I would do a TV show
Where I would go to different countries and meet the comedian's from these countries and find out what makes everyone tick
What motivates the comedian's what issues they deal with in their own countries?
that's
That's loaded you know you're known for duck humor, and I in some cases. You've ruffled a couple of feathers
Yes, is there a point where you you draw the line and say okay?
We come we can take humor to this point, or this is too serious to be made light
I think my line in the sand is don't get killed
We are talking about we are to draw the line there are some areas where we don't seem to agree culturally?
Yes, let me give you an example
When we comedians when we travel to places like the states and you know the West?
You can't joke about gay marriage for example, but here we can because it's illegal here
And it's legal there now. It makes me wonder
Why is it that in America? You can't tell somebody who to love or you can tell them how many to love I?
think that America has its own set of
hypocrisy
I've learned every country has its own set of hypocrisy and
In other countries like America one of the things I found most interesting is that we have tremendous
prejudices about other countries tremendous assumptions and stereotypes
And part of the reason I'm doing the show is to show that people are really the same
Their desires are the same their goals are the same their dreams are the same, so that's I?
Think you should be in Donald Trump's advisory committee
Trying to let him understand more that people. I'm talking about trump
You know how come with all the criticism and all the jokes that we have made about from
American still voted for him well keep in mind that he didn't get the popular vote he lost the popular vote by three million votes
The Electoral college is probably corrupt and I'm sure you understand corruption in an election
and also I think that he tapped into a certain anger that the
Democrats had not perceived the democrats had gotten complacent and hadn't thought about
Larger issues, and he was able to step in there and really tap into people's Anger and there's a lot of anger in America
right now as a
satirist and sometimes I wonder is it our
business to
Ship how people think about society and probably you know see how they can change it
Or is it our business to just entertain and you know make people laugh well
That's a good question it would be I think we're at a crossroads now where the audience is very
Informed they have very strong opinions
And that's why you're so popular and jon stewart is so popular and because they they want guys yeah, yeah
Well, I think that people want to hear someone like you talk about what's on their mind and kind of figure it out for them
You guys you John stuart people like that are kind of figuring it out for the audience
More so than the journalists or the media do so you play a very important role?
Thank you very much for making me feel so good good good good
You have a very rich resume you don't too many good movies. You know I?
What makes you decide on what story to do?
What is it that stands out?
And you look at it, and you said yeah
I'll do this I feel my criteria is it's is this something that I need is this something needs to exist
I don't want to add more
Crap to the pile that's out there already
so I want to make sure it needs to exist and if it needs to exist am I the one
to bring it to life and
That's what I look for and I'm looking for something that no one has talked about the dictator
I hadn't seen anyone do a movie like that since Charlie Chaplin in the 30s
Deal with the dictator and the absurdities of being a dictator
I hadn't seen anyone do a movie like Bruno or Borat
So those were my criteria something that nobody has done before somebody and nobody else
I'm talking about details when you we are walking on that movie didn't nigeria. Come into your mind in any way
How can you do a movie on dictators, and you didn't even think about Nigeria? Well, it wasn't just nigeria
There's a lot of countries that have pretty crazy dictators. Well next time you're doing something like that think about us
That takes me to your job really good
You can go yeah, that's the one because I'm going to go into a very sensitive topic
Yes
You know we I think those religion or spirituality you know have anything to do about you as a person as an individual
I am a very curious inquisitive person I
want to know everything and I'm curious about how the universe works and is anybody in charge of it or
Things just random and I would ask these questions in my regular life
And it kind of stumped a lot of people because there's no really good answers
and I realized that nobody had ever kind of explored this in a comical way and
So I thought that's a great idea for a movie. Oh talk to people about religion and see how absurd
Because it's mostly about how people don't get along because of their religion not because of what they believe
But because what they what they believe they think is more
Important than what you believe exactly and you know the funny thing about all this religion. Is that you know they say the same thing
but the follow has
Misinterpreted to mean other things because I have not most religions the cutting up. What guys love the preach love
Yes preach tolerance the preacher understanding you know
but you know some sometimes the the astrium is good to one passage and pick out what they want to believe in yes, and
Make a home run with that. Yeah, it's very sad
I was one of all religions by the way all religions will pick out people
People generally that's why I mean people are generally the same whether they're Muslim Christian Jewish
Whatever their religion is their basic goals in life to take care of their families to make a living to have a nice life are
pretty much the same and most religions basically preach that but
there's a lot of misinterpretation and a lot of
Misunderstanding that leads to violence and other horrible things because I'm from you and I'm confused because you know yeah, we we're in Africa
practicing traditional African religion, I'm not I'm
Unhappy you you guys brought Christianity
Yes
What I'm sorry we ever can't except for me being a college
The other news is a new satire. Yes, you know. We're trying to make our mock you know how I?
Do you think you know the kind of project that we are doing has anything to has any impact on Democracy I?
Really do I think that you are?
Whether you want to be or not by doing this show you become a sPokesman
And you become a truth teller
And you people the audience is going to rely on you to point up the hypocrisy of the government
to point up the problems and the issues and
Also present ways of possibly solving it by making fun of it by point pointing at it and shining a light on it
You're gonna change people's minds and so it's very important
Thank you very much before you before you before you leave before you leave
I must I must quickly through in this one before you leave how any
Advice for us on how we can make this shoe popular in the us
I think the way to make the show popular anywhere is by being fearless
Do not be afraid of anything
attack
Attack yes, that's right. That's right nice talking to you
Thank you. Thank you so much all right. Thanks again to the great Larry Charles for coming through
I
Can't wait to see his latest documentary right up next I talk to our special Correspondent about those pesky brats troubling our
commander-in-Chief
On sit in a president is no easy task, but a very determined group of Nigerian drugs seem to have succeeded
For more on this we go live to Abuja to talk to a senior asshole rat Correspondent Move Williams
Hello, Moe
Yes, okay. How's it going? Yeah? We're good. Yeah, you're supposed to be at the presidential villa
Well, okay, technically. I am I'm just walking remotely in 2017 because the internet we can share documents online
We can what's up our colleagues? I don't have to be there personally yeah, I disagree with you more
I mean, you're a correspondent. You're supposed to be at the heart of the story
Well, I disagree okay you see if I'm supposed to be at heart of story then that means the president should be at the house
Of a syrup what children's have chased him away right now?
If they can chase away president what happens a lowly correspondent like me. They don't pay me enough for now. Okay? What do you know?
Okay, what I'm trying to say is that is rather formidable DFa jock Kurata might and status?
They even put just wanted on 30 million, era and budget to do it sewage and fumigation these rats Abuja proof
You are supposed to bring us a report on how we can defeat this rodents, not just technically but totally
While you are there chilling at the Beach
Not quite, okay. I'm way ahead of you
you see I'm here with an expert and not only an expert this expert has fumigated places like the
Delta State House of Assembly
this expert has to get at places like
the summer Okamura stadium ebony and this expert was supposed to evolve from Acadia in our
Mayweather and McGregor was supposed to fight, but she had a small issue
One small rat it's a Visa, but she's here now. I'm here to introduce
Madame fate even monet. Oh welcome ah thank you very much so for how long have you been in the business of slaughtering rodents?
tWenty-one Years now wow
So how long does it usually take to dislodge a colony of rodents?
They have attacked a home one office in this case a presidential one
because of the magnitude on the structure
One week so after the rodents have been defeated
How long does it take for piston Andy from our plans to return?
72 hours it was
So do I so awkward and suck on that they can so long to use for them to be visited
buddy, but you don't
Well, that's very interesting with that being said these rods never seen on no merit, right?
Okay, well let me off. So I wanted you there so stacy. Do you recognize any of these people?
Their communities, what about this one?
Who does must attack what about this?
very very
Hmm, okay, what do we do? How do how do you solve this problem?
The only way you can solve this problem is to fight can hear the music died the sound of war
I'd like to introduce to you this woman as the Chairman of
the
Anti rodent special Forces
- passport -
that is sponsored by the un Nato and
She is going to take out the other horses that chasing presidents away from these boots. That's what we're going to do a key
All right, thanks more
yeah, that's the other news for today a people say when two brothers kill each other it is a stranger who in here is their
Father's property
Thanks for watching and see you next week. My name is okay. What is
Thank you. Thank you
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