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I am your host the MadQueen!
And Mr. Ruvver!
On today's menu, we have a new Cyberpunk 2077 video for you because it seems
that someone slipped some info they shouldn't have slipped
One short thing before going to the news,
I think I did it!
Not again
After years tweeting the worst jokes of Twitter, I think I created my masterpiece
I'm so proud of myself, I think this is my worst joke up to the date
I think this is going to be great to tell who has sense of humor amongst our viewers…
And now, to the point
The Turkish distributor Bilkom who work with
brands such as Apple, Warner and, oh Surprise! CD Projekt!
had a little slip on their twitter account, posting:
"Coming when you're ready! Cyberpunk 2077,
from the creators of the Witcher Saga CD Projekt will be available on Turkey on 2019"
And, as you can guess, the tweet disappeared shortly after and it's not available anymore
Wait What? 2019?
Let's not start sucking each other's dick quite yet
It's insanely strange that such an experienced distributor slips the release date of the
most anticipated video game by mistake
Totally
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And I don't mean with this the date is wrong, obviously, someone distributing a game shall
know the release date of a product they are marketing, but really?
Does it sound like a mistake to you?
Maybe I'm a little paranoid here,
Which is starting to be your trademark
but for me
Apart from bad jokes
But for me it sounds completely intentional,
I mean, we're talking about the studio that hides messages in glitches and on concept art
Did you call to the telephone number in Romania?
Well, no, I mean, the only information I could
extract from here is a working telephone number in Romania, I called a couple of times and
no one answered, I'm not going to publicly show the number in case I'm wrong, this
is a coincidence and it's a private number, but the point is, that we're talking about
a studio that has marketed the whole Cyberpunk 2077 with secrecy, hiding messages in glitches,
I suspect that also with controlled leaks, I have no proof of that, is just a suspicion,
because they managed to keep people talking about the game with very small pieces of information
Tiny
Almost inexistent, so I'm wondering if this
"mistake" is on purpose, because it sounds weird
I didn't think we were going to hear
anything about Cyberpunk this month, as their new game in the Witcher Universe, Thronebreaker,
is going to be out October 23rd
And we will play it on Twitch
I will play it on Twitch, you don't have hands
And you don't have a mouse
Touché
My point is, I thought they were
going to focus their attention on that, but, hey, glad to be wrong, it's always great
to have some hype fuel to remember Cyberpunk 2077 is around the corner
Dear CD Projekt: if it's true you are marketing your game like this on purpose,
please raise the salary of your marketing team
They're grand As Fuck
But, I don't know, maybe before I upload the video we see an official statement saying
that this is not true and the game will be out When it's ready™
But, if this date is true, I'm going to be expecting the game around November next
year, and if it's not true, well
#WeCanWait
We want a good game, we don't want CD Projekt
to do a Bethesda, we want a finished game, so let's not rush things
Yep, but choose a God of your liking and pray, you know? For this to be true
So that's the news! Leave a comment and let me know your thoughts, we will go on with
our usual schedule if health allows, I may or may not have gone a little crazy doing
things and I need to sleep like a NapQueen, so stay tuned for more Cyberpunk 2077, the
next lore video is one of my favorites
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