News is a play
Why is everything a play to him?
Yeah, he should see a doctor
(Voice Over) Sir, Live started!!
Welcome to Viva News
Ivanka arrived - Gachbowli and Hitech city revived
Jingle bells.. Jingle bells.. all the way..
With freshly created roads
And trees grown overnight
All our IT crowd are gone mad
Jumped hard
Cracked the road
Ah?
I mean fired crackers on the road.
Ah, Okay.
But among this celebration, there is a commotion on Ivanka's route map selection
To know if this commotion is an emotion
Or a lose motion, our reporter Konda
Is at Manikonda
Crowd shouting- "Aana hein Ivanaka hamare pass- Hona hein our roads bindass"
As you can see here..
Hmm!!?
As you see here, the localites..
Hmm!!?
Uff!! While others in the city are singing
Jingle bells... Jingle bells...
But here in Manikonda..
Hey..
Ha..
We already sang that song, give the mike to them.
If you sing my songs?! Why me and my mike?! Hummm..
If you do like this, he turns into Taher Shah..
Okay, we will not sing again, start reporting..
Hmm.. So.. Why are you protesting?
Ohh.. Mr. Raghava Please give me back my Viva Remote.
So, this is our plight sir..
We are paying taxes since years, Complained many times on bad roads
Filed multiple RTIs
But none cared. Just see sir, Just see those potholes
We travel daily on those potholes, crushing our bones.
At any cost this time, Ivanka aana hein hamare paass...
YES!!
"Aana hein Ivanaka hamare pass- Hona hein our roads bindass"
So
Wait.. Wait.. I finally have the mike..
So tell us sir..
.. the point is..
Bill Clinton came in our childhood- they have good roads in Jubilee hills, no issues.
Bush came in our boyhood, they have good roads in Banjara Hills, fair enough..
Now Ivanka Trump is coming in our Adulthood and they lay good roads in Gachibowli..
At this rate we have good roads in Manikonda in our Oldhood, what is the use siiirrr!!
And so..
So what are your demands?
This time..to better our roads, Ivanka Trump should travel on every bump..
for a minimum of two hours sir
At least then we will have good roads sir..
"Aana hein Ivanaka hamare pass- Hona hein our roads bindass"
"Aana hein Ivanaka hamare pass- Hona hein our roads bindass"
*VIVA news magical powers*
Over to Studio.
There are many unanswered questions in this world..
For example, E=MC^2
Bermuda Triangle
And our Shakespeares head shake!!
But finally, we have an answer for a bigger question than these..
Who came first? The egg or the chicken?!
Our Murgithalana Ande-shinde researched on this for twenty five years.
Play school to Old school he searched..
then he researched.
back searched..
Front searched..
down searched...
side searched..
up searched..
What is this sir? What is this search shit?!
Who wrote this script sir? Who is it?
Ahhh.. Anyways the scientist is in his final stages..
So now with our Viva channel he will share his front, side, up..
Heyy!!
Antim Sanskaar with Viva patrakaar
Firstly, my hearty wishes to Viva audiences..
Put aside the hearty wishes, Kidney wishes, come to the point..
Who the heck has sent him?
Myself.. since twenty five years..
Who gives a damn?! Come to the point man..
Shhhh!!
So to answer the egg first or the chicken?
HEYY.. Will you come to the point or not?
Everyone becomes a Michael Jackson before the mike!!
Siir..some water..
I drank while coming, quickly come to the point first..
Heyy.. If he dies the nation never knows the answer!
.. Water.. some water..
Enough of this acting, come to the point.. Come on.. come on..
Acting ?!! Acting?!!.. AAAH!!...
What is happening there man?!
Hmm.. nothing happened.. before he came to the point, death came to him..
So over to studio
What is this sir? He is crueler than Kasab?!
Bribe.. Bed.. and platter..
Will never be completely full..
To Curb corruption Kamal Haasan made Hindusthani.. Akshay made Gabbar..
They got appreciation.. but corruption saw no depriciation..
First time ever Viva channel has learnt chess,
to put a checkmate to this, and
we present you the live sting operation.
the sting operation is on a govt officer
who demanded a bribe of ten thousand for signature..
So we threw our Pydi Raj into this secret mission.
Over to Pydi
Heyy..
What are those lights and lightman for?
Should I not capture the officer beautifully?!
Such intelligence..
Put aside all those, go alone with the button camera..
You jealous people!!..
Namasthe Sir..
Namasthe, sit..
Look here and wish sir..
Ah, I mean look here and talk sir..
Ah.. Namasthe.. come on take your seat.
'Ghoos Gagan'
The head level(Innner voice)
Ah.. Sir.. Could you see..My file..
What man?
Did you bring I have asked for?
Ha, I brought it sir..
Okay, pass it to me under the table..
SIR!!
What again?
My grandmother told me not to give money under a table sir.
I'll give it above the table..
Give it fast man!!..
What happened?
Is this angle fine?
(Over the earpiece) Yes, fine
Over to studio.
Are you a TV reporter?
Ha, What else do you think?
If you stop that recording, I will give a lakh..
Haha.. He is just like Akhshay in Gabbar..
Does not tempt for money..
That means!!?
Heyy.. How much did he offer?
(Over the Walkie talkie)One lakh rupees.
Okay, I will give you one lakh five rupees.
I will give you two lakhs
Give it to me, Hey.. I will give you two lakhs twenty thousand and twenty six rup..
Five lakhs, we will close the deal!!
Hey.. What is his final offer?
FIVE LAKHS!!
Okay, take that and come back here..
When will the corruption end sir?!
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