(Confusing News)
This is the North Korean news.
After 10 years of development,
North Korea has finally made a kimchi refrigerator.
- Comrade Byeoli. / - Yes.
Try some of this kimchi.
This tastes delicious like
it was buried in the ground.
This really is buried in the ground.
It's a gift for you, Comrade Byeoli.
You can take this with you.
Thank you.
You can even plant potatoes in this refrigerator
to kill two birds with one stone.
Next is news on South Korea.
Famine is quite severe in South Korea.
South Korea is so short on food
they make sewer rats into jerky,
chew on coins
and they even eat rocks.
Those that don't have these
even suck on rings.
We can't contain our pity!
And there's even an expression in South Korea
called full makeup.
And what is full makeup?
They lack proper makeup
so they use grass like this.
Gosh...
They must've overused these
as they developed
grass irritations on their cheeks.
We can't contain our pity at their primitivity!
Now, it's time to meet a famous person.
We'll bring in Comrade Lee Jeomrye
who is a spy in South Korea.
Hello.
I've just terrorized South Korean plastic surgery clinic.
I'm Lee Jeomrye!
And what kind of terrorism did you commit?
I've changed all the before and after photos
at the clinic.
And what did you change them to?
It's me!
Goodness!
As a result,
I've become the standard
of beauty in South Korea
causing the men to tear out their eyes
and go into exile,
bringing down South Korea's national defense
in this revolution I caused.
Good work.
And that's not all.
I've placed a large bomb
in a South Korean aerobics studio.
And what's the large bomb?
It's me!
How horrifying!
As a result,
the ladies that quit their aerobics classes
gained a ton of weight
causing all the apartments
of South Korea to collapse
in this revolution I caused!
I will give it my all to make
South Korea a mess.
I'm Lee Jeomrye!
Good work.
Now, we'll watch a commercial.
You're all watching...
A dance that expresses...
the pain of torture.
Save me!
Please save me!
We're always thinking
of the most suitable for you!
A prison camp where there's no future.
Aoji prison camp!
For just 12 cents a month,
all traitors will be eliminated.
Lastly, Reporter Lee Changho is in South Korea
to give us news on South Korea.
Reporter Lee Changho!
This is Reporter Lee Changho in South Korea.
I am at a South Korean hair salon.
And what is a hair salon?
It's a South Korean torture center.
All sorts of horrific torture
are carried out here.
How much longer?
This horrifying machine
pulls the hair out of your head.
This is hot.
They put a person's head in
a red hot pillar of fire and burn them.
And that's not all.
After the horrifying torture,
this man's hair has become as white as ash.
- This way please. / - Okay.
What's that behind you?
They've set an example of what happens
if you try to escape this torture center!
If there's a hell, it's this place...
Dad!
Dad?
Comrade Changho,
did you start a family in South Korea?
I did not!
Come on, mom!
Reporter Lee Changho!
Reporter Lee Changho.
If there's a hell, it's this place here!
That woman drives me nuts!
The people of North Korea, have a lovely night.
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