I'm Greg Gutfeld with kimberly guilfoyle juan williams Jesse waters and she wind
surfs with a post-it note Dana Perino the five
hooray Saturday was the White House Correspondents Dinner here's a clip it's
a trash fire we could stop there now everything went as planned the comedian
and undiluted leftist plucked from The Daily Show assembly line of press
approved Prague's unloaded on the White House but like a tortoise on crutches
you could see the jokes limping toward you the dinners now just old news an
orgy of self-congratulation selfies and predictable Barb's masked as
edgy like the Sarah sander stuff I have to say I'm a little star-struck I love
you as aunt Lydia in The Handmaid's Tale I actually really liked Sarah I think
she's very resourceful like she burns facts and then she uses that Ash to
create a perfect smoky eye like maybe she's born with it maybe it's lies
it's probably like and I'm never really sure what to call Sarah Huckabee Sanders
you know is it Sarah Sanders is it Sarah Huckabee Sanders like what's Uncle Tom
but for white women who disappoint other white women now Woolf reminds us that
you can smear women as long as you're on the right side politically the media
calls that a roast if you did it it would be called misogyny
but Prague's play by different rules take joy read whatever she wrote will be
exposed by people who would crucify you for much much less being on the left
excuses everything you can drive girls into the drink or run the Klan and still
sit in the Senate as long as you're a Democrat now the comics if the comics
defenders will say but Trump said bad things about women to your rights he
said bad things about everyone but if he wasn't president and Marco Rubio was you
think Michelle would be any nicer to Rubio he's pro-life she's this Mike
Pence is also very anti choice he thinks abortion is murder which first of all
don't knock it till you try it and when you do try it really knock it
you know you got to get that baby out of there
maybe that's what brian Stelter considers brave material take that
unborn baby so yeah Trump has said bad things but he
crushed Isis and might just solve a sixty-year-old problem called North
Korea I'll take that trade-off even if I must listen to really bad jokes once a
year so should you Kimberly I go to you because I believe
you feel strongly about this topic am I correct yes because you were monitoring
me all weekend and my tweets yes correct yes I was outside your house all right
so I have to tell you I felt that this was so mean-spirited that it wasn't
anything that was like comedic about it there was nothing to be gained for her
saying these type of things that were directly targeted at Sarah Sanders I
think majority of what she had to say when against her this is an advancing
women this isn't even advancing the First Amendment this is just proffering
cruelty and I think if you were sitting in a
chair like that to listen to that and everybody basically some people I guess
left etc but to allow it even to continue to go on in this way I thought
it was absolutely terrible I didn't attend it you know we were all invited
we didn't go well you you went I think you're the only one of the five of us
right okay and so on I'll say what his personal experience was being there and
actually listening to in the room sometimes it's a little different but at
home and I rewatched it so many times and I felt so sad for her it's just one
of those things and Sarah conducted herself you know beautifully and really
handled herself well to sit there and listen to these things so mean-spirited
bullying that's what it is I wouldn't like it if she said that about you know
a man a woman a child but to do that what did Sarah Sanders ever do to her to
deserve those kind of personal attacks and that level of vitriol I mean she
should feel horrible about herself when she goes to bed and she wakes up and the
morning michelle wolf because none of that was funny
whatsoever well you know okay Dana she that they would probably respond that a
Sarah because Trump wasn't there Sarah she becomes the target she's the proxy
and number two Trump has said things about you know people's faces help twice
so it's like and some people laughed yeah yeah and I just like just across
the board I don't think it's good or funny the interesting thing about this
is that just two months ago or three months ago the president went to the
gridiron dinner and he it was one of the first of these that he's attended he
brought the house down he's very funny speech was great Nancy Pelosi was one of
the speakers I think she I think that was her that night and then Tom cotton
usually if you have an elected leader who has to and it's not easy to give a
speech like that and they go through they have to practice and it costs
actually a lot because you've usually farm it out to some great speechwriter
and I don't think Washington DC needs to bring in anyone from the outside to do
these types of yeah they just the gridiron dinner has never done it it is
always fantastic the line that they have is the the gridiron singes but it never
burns I do hope that that's the last of the sound bites that I have to hear
that's the voice it's really it gets to me Craig Ferguson was one of the only
comedians there that I thought was so gentle because he basically just made
fun of himself the entire time and he complimented me so that was I remember
that but you have the thing is when she talks about the
abortion joke yeah you know one thing you could say in response is that well
at least she called it a baby yeah I think that was the biggest flaw also now
now do you think it's a baby yeah we're gonna take that to the Congress yep
no that's that was I think that was a big flaw and heard and heard undermined
her joke also to your point you know Obama gives great speeches they
don't need a detenida command there's no elected leaders who give
funny speeches are usually actually not even elected leader Laura Bush when she
did it the one year at the White House Correspondents Dinner was hilarious when
she called herself a desperate housewife and everybody got it and you don't need
to bring in somebody from the outside of DC yeah that should be no more let the
president do it like when President Obama spoke he was very funny was very
entertaining guess what people would actually go then no one wants to sit
there and listen to this nonsense yeah Jesse not a rousing success no a
Roseanne Barr said the first rule of comedy
you don't target someone in the audience who's more famous than you are you'll
lose the entire crowd and this is what happens you book a c-list comedian to
make fun of the DC a-listers look who they've had the last couple years Cecily
strong Larry Wilmore Hasan Minhaj Michelle wolf I've never even heard of
any of these people about daily show these people are not famous committee
look who they had during a stretch of Obama Conan Jimmy Kimmel Seth Meyers Jay
Leno look at the stretch under Bush Colbert Cedric the Entertainer Jay Leno
Jew Carol you know they'd say that Colbert actually ended up with a
prime-time late-night show because partly because of that career so in that
case I blame the White House Correspondents Association for him but
let's be honest the delivery was terrible it was average material the
voice was not good I'm glad we said it and I didn't have to say first but the
point is is that I blame the White House Correspondents in our association for
this they knew what they were getting into when they booked this yeah I agree
but this is who the left is they have been smearing and hurting conservatives
and trafficking and this kind of hateful unfunny stuff
for the last year but on the show for an entire year we've had montages this
stuff from Chelsea Handler going after mole
- I think the assassination jokes with Kathy Griffin and Johnny Depp you've had
Chris Matthews say horrible things would they say on Morning Joe the swear words
on CNN it's been despicable throughout the entire year no one has ever
condemned that and here's the reasons why they condemned at this time it was
done in their room it was done at their dinner by a comedian who they hired and
it was done to the person's face all the other hateful stuff was on Twitter it
was on someone else's show they didn't have to take responsibility the reason
they had to condemn this comedian now was because it was a PR problem for them
they were only doing it for that reason in that reason alone you know in the wad
to that point do you think that the White House Correspondents Association
which were cowardly for for distancing themselves I don't think they should
have distanced themselves they made the decision to have her there they should
have supported her I think yeah and I think they must be reacting to some
backlash that they perceive and I think the backlash to my mind is someone who
was there and who was saying there was no one walking out by the way was that
you had Sarah Huckabee Sanders sitting on the stage I believe she was two
people removed from the lectern and she's sitting there and and even the TV
cameras then enlarge the perspective so you could see Sanders reacting to miss
wolf and the problem was that it just felt unfair to her I thought you know I
saw Sarah Huckabee Sanders later and I held her hand I said you're on III think
you have a great sense of humor because in the moment you worried that she was
going to burst into tears or stand up and walk out and then it'd be a whole
deal about that and that's not what the White House Correspondents Association
wants for their event where I disagree with you guys this she was hilarious I
think she was genius funny I mean and you that you don't understand she was
picking on the press a lot she was picking on Democrats she I mean she said
about the idea that Franken is gone she said Ted Kennedy probably says hey I
murdered a girl you like kind of thing that was a good job you know what and I
think when I sit here with all you guys you talk about liberal intolerance for a
variety of voices and speech well gee here's a variety of well here's a
different perspective and she went after and probably her most telling thing was
she said you know you guys the press you created this monster and
now you're all making but your books your art your podcast your TV shows
making money and you don't ever sing but you love all you want to talk about is
krump and Russia that was directly at the end that was good part and then
another good part was when she went after a white woman and I'd never heard
anything like this she says hey you think about what's going on oh not only
with Sarah Huckabee Sanders but you think about Kellyanne Conway you think
about Ivanka everybody says oh women's issues are going to be the forefront she
says you guys have disappointed white women and she's called him Uncle Tom
right he's terms of white one to me this was like everybody let me tell you where
I was saying people were laughing well maybe you were at a different table
because she lost a crowd early nah and she bombed and there's so much good
material about the Trump White House from acosta to Twitter to the Russians
to Pelosi and Chuck Schumer it's so easy to make a nice even clean joke majority
of this stuff was very dirty and I can handle dirty jokes everybody there can
handle dirty jokes I think it takes more talent to be clean almost everything was
filthy all right yeah if you can be mean but the jokes have to land
Jesse saying that he can do it but the president said he wants Greg to do it
and you know Donald Trump had a suggestion how to make the night better
and it was the so called comedian really bombed Greg Gutfeld should host next
year so I am saying yes to the challenge I will host next year but but not there
we have to do a counter dinner maybe do it for police widows the money goes
there and it's and then Trump has to go to that challenge so trouble so chop I
will take you up on this offer and I'm gonna do this but we it has to be a
different event at the same time different charities and and and it'll
still be a roast but it'd be a general you might have a rally scheduled yeah
you know I remember when Imus went after the Clintons oh yeah about extramarital
yeah right with mrs. Klein oh it was hard how about Larry Wilmore using the
n-word in front of Obama daddy I don't remember doing Manos on all of these
you know last one need a comedian there they just use themselves would be far
funnier to be quite honest he's great at the rallies he's great when he gets up
and spoke at the gridiron thing like Dana said and that wasn't like
mean-spirited yeah and it could all be their own punchlines that's the fun part
okay should President Trump with a nobel prize for getting kim jeong-hoon to make
peace the president of South Korea thinks so next
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