>> James: ALRIGHT, THIS IS HOW THE GAME WORKS.
I'LL SHOW A NEWS STORY WRITTEN ONLY IN EMOJIS AND YOU'LL TELL
ME WHAT YOU THINK THAT NEWS STORY IS ABOUT.
SO, WHO HERE THINKS THEY KNOW THEIR EMOJIS?
WHO KNOWS?
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: WHO KNOWS THEIR
EMOJIS.
DO YOU KNOW YOUR EMOJIS?
COME ON UP.
HOW ARE YOU.
>> GOOD.
James: HOW ARE YOU?
>> GOOD.
James: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> KAYLA.
James: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> I GO TO USC.
James: TALK TO ME ABOUT THESE JEANS.
WHAT HAS HAPPENED HERE -- >> I HAVE BEADS, PEARLS.
James: IS THIS SOMETHING YOU DID YOUR SELF OR BUY THEM
YOURSELF.
>> MY NANA BUYS ME UNIQUE POSES OF CLOTHING ALL THE TIME.
>> James: YOUR NANA?
SHE'S THE COOLEST NANA IN THE WORLD.
MY NANA DOESN'T THINK PEOPLE SHOULD WEAR JEANS.
YOU HAVE MATCHED.
WHAT'S YOUR NANA'S NAME?
>> LINDA.
James: LINDA, CRUSHED IT.
KAYLA, ARE YOU A BIG USER OF EMOJIS.
>> BIGGEST.
I LOVE THEM.
>> James: WHAT'S YOUR GO TO?
>> THE LAUGH CRY.
James: SHOW US AGAIN.
NO HANDS.
>> THIS IS THE TEAR.
THE TEARS.
>> James: WHAT OTHERS DO YOU LIKE?
>> THE MONKEY IS GOOD.
James: I LOVE THE MONKEY.
BIG MONKEY USER.
I SAY MY NUMBER ONE EMOJI.
LOOK AT THAT.
OKAY.
WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO.
I WILL SHOW YOU THIS NEWS STORY.
YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK IT IS.
OKAY.
>> OKAY.
James: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE.
>> SO THERE IS A MAN AT HOME.
HE GOES OUT HE MEETS A BUNCH OF DANCING WOMEN, DIVERSE CAST.
THEY ALL END UP AT A NEW HOME.
>> James: I CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH THAT THIS STORY MADE THE NEWS.
THAT LITERALLY IS A MAN WENT OUT.
WENT SOMEWHERE ELSE.
>> MAYBE THEY KIDNAPPED HIM AND TOOK HIM TO THE NEW HOUSE.
THE DANCING LADIES DID.
>> James: WELL, YOU'RE WRONG.
[LAUGHING] >> James: A MARRIED COUPLE IN
NEBRASKA HAVE FILED A POLICE REPORT AGAINST THEIR NEIGHBOR
FOR REPEATEDLY SENDING STRIPPERS TO THEIR FRONT PORCH LATE AT
NIGHT.
THE STRIPPERS WOULD DANCE ON THE COUPLE'S FRONT LAWN BEFORE
RINGING THEIR DOORBELL LOOKING FOR PAYMENT.
AMAZING.
THE COPS SHOWED UP AND WERE LIKE, "HI, WE GOT A COMPLAINT.
APPARENTLY YOU LADIES AIN'T BEING LOUD ENOUGH!"
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING.
HAVE A SEAT.
WHO ELSE?
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: -- KNOWS THEIR EMOJIS?
OKAY.
COME ON UP.
COME ON OUT.
YOU WERE VERY ENTHUSIASTIC.
YOU KNOW YOUR EMOJIS.
>> I DO.
James: SHOW EVERYONE WHAT YOU WERE DOING.
THAT AND MORE.
WHAT IS YOUR NAME.
WHERE ARE YOU FROM.
>> ISABELLA FROM LOS ANGELES.
I GO TO SCHOOL IN BOSTON.
>> James: WHAT DO YOU STUDY.
>> ENGINEERING, THEATER, DOUBLE MAJOR.
>> James: ENGINEERING AND THEATER STUDIES.
WOW.
WHICH DO YOU HOPE TO PURSUE.
>> I WANT TO BE A SCENE DESIGNER AND ACTOR ON THE SIDE IF I CAN.
>> James: RIGHT.
OKAY.
>> IN MY DREAM WORLD.
James: THAT WOULD BE THE FIRST BROADWAY POSTER THAT SAYS
SET DESIGN BY, STARRING.
SAME.
>> WRITTEN BY.
James: AND WRITTEN BY.
>> THIS IS MY DREAM, YES.
James: THERE IS MONTH REASON YOU CAN NOT ACHIEVE THAT.
I'M SURE OF.
THAT PARTICULARLY WITH THIS HAIR.
I LOVE IT.
>> THANK YOU.
MY MOM DIDN'T LIKE IT AT FIRST.
>> James: SHE DOESN'T LIKE IT.
>> SHE LIKES IT NOW.
James: SHE DOESN'T.
WHAT WAS HER REACTION?
>> I DID IT WITH A FRIEND AT SCHOOL.
SHE, I SENT HER A PICTURE.
SHE WAS LIKE, THAT IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING I HAVE EVER
SEEN.
>> James: DID SHE ADD AN EMOJI.
>> SHE WAS LIKE YOU LOCK LIKE A PUMPKIN.
SHE SENT PUMPKINS AND CRYING EMOJIS.
SHE LIKES TO SEND THE [BEEP] EMOJI.
THIS IS WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE RIGHT NOW.
>> James: REALLY.
>> YA.
James: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK IS GOING ON HERE?
>> A KID GOES INTO THE STORE AND HE SEES THE LIPSTICK, I WANT IT
HE STEALS A BUNCH IN COLORS AND SELLS IT MAKES HIS OWN SEPHORA.
HE'S RICH.
>> James: I HAVE TO SAY YOU'RE NOT RIGHT BUT YOU MENTIONED KEY
MOMENTS IN THAT PARTICULARLY SEPHORA.
[ APPLAUSE ] >> James: A CHILD HAS CAUSED
$1,300 OF DAMAGE IN A UK BRANCH OF THE MAKEUP STORE, SEPHORA BY
RUNNING WILD AND PLAYING WITH THE PRODUCTS AS IF THEY WERE
FINGER PAINTS.
YA.
IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION, AFTER THE RAMPAGE THE KID LOOKED
FLAWLESS.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAYING.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] TAKE A SEAT.
LET'S TROY ONE MORE.
ONE MORE.
LET'S SEE.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: YOU WANT TO DO IT?
COME ON.
COME ON.
YOU WERE DOING SOMETHING THEN.
WERE YOU ENCOURAGING SOMEONE ELSE OR YOURSELF?
>> WE GO TO SCHOOL TOGETHER.
James: HANG ON.
SIT DOWN.
YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BOTH HERE.
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.
ARE YOU A STALKER?
[LAUGHING] >> James: BE HONEST.
>> IT FEELS WEIRD.
James: NO -- >> WE DID COMEDY TOGETHER.
>> WE DO COMEDY TOGETHER.
James: SORRY.
[LAUGHING] >> James: SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU'RE A COMEDY TROOP.
WHAT IS YOUR NAME.
>> STEVE -- LOOK IT UP.
>> THE SWEATER.
James: I'M AT WORK AT THE MOMENT.
WE CAN'T GET INVOLVED IN A CONVERSATION ABOUT IT.
>> DARREN FROM L.A.
James: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE GO TO EMOJI.
>> I LIKE -- NO NOT POOP.
I LIKE THE UPSIDE DOWN FACE BECAUSE IT'S, YOU KNOW --
>> James: CAN YOU SHOW US THAT?
>> NO.
[LAUGHING] >> James: TRY.
THERE IT IS.
THERE IT IS.
THAT WAS GOOD.
THAT WAS GOOD ATTEMPT.
YES.
SO, YOU LIKE THE UPSIDE DOWN FACE.
ANY OTHERS YOU LIKE?
>> WELL, I -- THE CRINGE STUFF WHEN I TALK TO PEOPLE.
CRINGE READY PERSON.
>> James: I DON'T THINK THAT'S TOO.
>> THANK YOU.
James: I THINK YOU THINK THAT.
HARDLY ANYONE ELSE DOES IT.
OKAY.
SO TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK THIS NEWS STORY COULD BE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK.
>> OH, GOD.
I THINK WOMAN, WIFE MAYBE OF A MAN FILMED HER HUSBAND.
>> James: YES.
>> BRUSHING HIS TEETH.
MAYBE WHILE HE WAS NAKED.
OR -- >> James: A STORY IN THE NEWS.
[LAUGHING] >> THEN THE TOOTHBRUSH WAS
INVOLVED.
>> James: OKAY I FEEL WE COULD BE HERE UNTIL TOMORROW AND YOU
WOULDN'T GET THIS.
[LAUGHING] >> James: A WOMAN IN NEW ZEALAND
NAMED SARAH, TOLD COPS SHE CAUGHT HER MALE HOUSEMATE
RUBBING HIS GENITALS ON HER TOOTHBRUSH AFTER BECOMING
SUSPICIOUS THAT SOMEBODY WAS GOING INTO HER ROOM.
BUT IN HIS DEFENSE, SHE WAS USING HIS PUBES TO FLOSS, SO--
>> THANK YOU.
James: THANK YOU, SIR.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: THAT WAS "EMOJI
NEWS!" WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK.
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