Waching daily Dec 31 2016

(Confusing News)

This is the North Korean news.

After 10 years of development, North Korea

has finally made a selfie stick.

- Comrade Byeoli, come closer. / - Okay.

But how do you take the photo?

Don't worry about that.

That's what this is for.

Puffed corn.

Text it to me later.

It'll take just 5 days to download.

Next is news on South Korea.

South Korea's resources are being depleted.

Currently, South Korea lacks the parts to make cars.

So there are cars without roofs.

They even have cars with only 2 doors.

We can't contain our pity!

Life is so hard in South Korea

that they sell their eyes.

There's even a rental company

that rents out organs like liver and gall bladder!

We can't contain our pity at their atrocity!

Next, Reporter Lee Changho is in South Korea

to give us news on South Korea.

Reporter Lee Changho!

This is Reporter Lee Changho in South Korea.

I am at a place in South Korea called a sauna.

And what is a sauna?

It's a POW camp.

Life here is so pathetic.

Even the rats wouldn't eat these dark and rotten eggs.

What do the POWs have on their wrists?

It's their prisoner number.

Here, they don't call you by name.

You're called by the numbers like 117 and 11.

They're treated worse than animals here.

- 11, come on in. / - Okay.

Another POW walks the path of no return.

I hope that he gets to eat

white rice and meat soup up above.

Good work.

Now, we'll watch a commercial.

Comrade, it's so hard to find a job.

What should I do?

Don't worry.

There's Aoji job school.

Aoji job school?

♪ Pass the Communist Party test with Aoji ♪

♪ Pass the underground tunnel manager test ♪

♪ Pass the electric torturer test ♪

♪ Pass the South Korea invader test ♪

♪ Aoji is the best! ♪

♪ Let's all go with Aoji! ♪

♪ Aoji! ♪

Guaranteed job placement.

Aoji job school.

From Pyeongyang Station exit 6...

It's a brisk 72-hour walk.

We'll check back on Reporter Lee Changho now.

Reporter Lee Changho!

I'm at a place in South Korea called a fitness club.

And what is a fitness club?

It's a labor camp.

Just do 100 today.

It appears that's her quota for the day.

- This is too hard! / - One more.

One more!

Is that all you can do?

As her pace of work decreases,

her manager yells at her.

Good work today.

You must not eat anything.

Just have this.

After that intense labor,

all they get in return is this muddy water.

If hell exists, it's this place right here!

Good work.

The people of North Korea, have a lovely night.