Dude, there's nothing to hold on to!
I got my feet, like, hitting the sides
We're going at light-speed!
These tuk-tuks are f**king well made
They don't look shabby at all, man. They're luxurious
Lights all over it. It's a f**king disco in here
Yo, lets go get some food, man
Alright, broski
Some Thai guy just told us there's some amazing food around here
I think we found it...!
This place is cool, man... This place is cool
I think we get the rice from there, bro
Alright, I'm gonna get rice
Can I have some rice?
I'm doing it
Yo, this guy is just, like, the f**king rice Don, man
Just all he does is just f**king... just serves rice
If you have rice problems, bro. You come to him
He's the Don Corleone of rice
Can't wait to get the f**k out of this touristic area
Yeah, me too, man. Me too
I wanna be traveling the bus and shit to, like, little remote places
I wanna get a little scooter and get the f**k outta here
Two Broskis! Here on another adventure!
We do the craziest things, we go to craziest places... with everyone else!
Yo, look at this! That's his tongue!
That's a big tongue
His tongue is reaching over the whole f**king city!
He'd be really good at cunnilingus
There's nothing to f**king react to here
He's asking for satay, bro
"Satay"
"I want satay"
"I really want satay!"
If we put that in the vlog, every one's gonna f**king hate us
Yeah?
Yeah
Why? Everybody loves satay...
Who doesn't love satay, bro?
Oh yeah!
Bro!
Sure is, brewski
Bro... Come on...
Yeah
You don't like satay?
That's all he's saying, bro!
He's, like "satay, sa- sa- satay!"
It would appear that these guys are just always hungry
Yo, now this one up here, man. This one's living
Talking about living in a gold mirrored little temple
Yo, I like this king. This guy had class
Yo, what the f**k. This temple looks crazy, man
Maybe we're not meant to be vloggers, bro
F**k you, bro. F**k off
Maybe we're just meant to get our...
This is meant to be a little trip
You say that one more time and I'll smack your f**king head
We had fun. We enjoyed ourselves...
It's time to get a f**king job now
Dude, we're in too deep now
It's do or die
Time to die, brewski
We already done did it, now we're done dying
We're not gonna die, okay? We still have a little bit of time
To make this work
Do you think the viewers back home... They understand the situation that we're in, broski?
Do you think they understand that we have the student loan office...
That's what my eyes look like, brewski
You don't understand! I'm in f**king pain!
I've had enough
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