ANNOUNCER: "TMZ" POP QUIZ --
WHAT DOES KIM KARDASHIAN'S
STOLEN JEWELRY HAVE IN COMMON
WITH A CHERNOBYL NUCLEAR
DISASTER?
ANSWER, THEY WERE BOTH VICTIMS
OF MELTDOWN!
BECAUSE ONE OF THE THIEVES --
>> CONFESSED TO MELTING DOWN
PRETTY MUCH ALL OF THE JEWELRY.
BECAUSE IF THEY SOLD IT OFF
PIECE BY PIECE, THEY WOULD BE
ABLE TO TRACE IT.
HARVEY: $1.6 MILLION WORTH OF
JEWELRY GOT MELTED DOWN.
AND NOW IT'S WORTH $30,000
MAXIMUM.
ANNOUNCER: BUT WHAT ABOUT REST
OF KIM'S BOOTY?
SORRY, OTHER BOOTY.
>> THE BIG DIAMOND RING, $4
MILLION RING.
>> YOU CAN'T MELT DIAMOND.
ANNOUNCER: BUT THEY COULD CUT IT
UP AND ONLY TAKE A MERE 94%
LOSS.
>> WE HAD AN EXPERT ON "BEHIND
THE BAR" THAT SAID IT WAS WORTH
$300,000 CUT UP.
HARVEY: IT'S LIKE STEALING THE
MONA LISA AND CUTTING IT, HERE'S
HER EYE AND HERE'S HER FOREHEAD.
ANNOUNCER: AND EVEN THE MONA
LISA WOULD STILL BE WORTH
SOMETHING IN PIECES.
>> JUST THE MOUTH IS WORTH
MILLIONS.
HARVEY: MILLIONS.
>> YOU NEED THE WHOLE PAINTING.
HARVEY: WHOSE SMILE IS MORE
CONTROVERSIAL THAN ANYBODY'S IN
THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD?
ANNOUNCER: YEAH, SHE TURNED THE
WORLD ON WITH HER SMILE.
OH, NO, WAIT, THAT WAS MARY
TYLER MOORE RIGHT UP UNTIL SHE
DIED LAST WEEK.
MISS YOU, M.T.M.
POINT IS, THEY DIDN'T EXACTLY
GET RICH OFF KIM'S CRAP.
>> DIDN'T THEY MAKE PENNIES AS
WELL?
THEY MADE PENNIES WITH THE
MELTED-DOWN STUFF.
>> WHAT?
>> THAT IS WHAT THE STORY SAID.
>> THAT WAS JUST A SAYING, A
PHRASE.
>> THAT WAS PART OF THE
HEADLINE.
>> YOU THOUGHT THEY ACTUALLY
MADE PENNIES?
HARVEY: NO, THEY DIDN'T MAKE
PENNIES.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
ANNOUNCER: YOU HAVE TO ADMIT,
NO ONE WOULD EVER THINK TO DO
THAT, MAINLY BECAUSE IT'S VERY
STUPID.
SO CONGRATS, FUMBLING KARDASHIAN
CROOKS, YOU MADE POOR LIFE
CHOICES.
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