Excuse me, but where are your legs?
What?
Yes, your legs, where are they?
Well, here they are! What a strange question!
And what about YOURS?
Er... Hey! That's true! Where are they?
This guy must be crazy...
Well, I'm sorry, but I'm in a hurry.
I've got to watch a very interesting programme about... er...
about the evolution of sea-molluscs.
Good bye!
For heaven's sake, where are they?
Phew! What a strange dream!
Hey! Kitty cat! Don't go away!
Phew! I've got my whole body.
I'm hungry!
Croissants! Fresh croissants!
Ask for a good croissant!
Croissants! Fresh croissants!
Ask for croissants!
Hello, sir. What would you like?
A plain croissant, a butter croissant,
an oak croissant–my specialty–,
a chocolate croissant, an almond croissant, a..., a...
Hey! The brake! Who released the brake?
Who released the brake?
Hey! Don't go away! I really want a croissant!
Hey! George! Hello! It's me!
Here I am! Hi! George! Hi!
Oh, no! Not him!
Are you all right, Gaston? Isn't it too heavy?
No, no, it's okay! Just trust me!
Hey! Off you go!
Gaston!
Ouch, ouch, ouch...
Don't worry, I'm gonna take care of you.
Ouch!
Hi, George, it's me.
Here's a good cup of coffee for you.
Run away!
Hey! Wait for me! Let's go running together!
Why the hell are they all running today?
Oh! Look! There's a diver!
Mountain is so tempting!
Mountain tempts me!
I think next time, I'll go to the mountain...
Well, what am I doing here?
Oh, my god!
Sometimes, you'd better stay asleep.
Hey! Hello!
Are they deaf or something? Hey!
HELLO! HEY! HELLO!
Couldn't you go and play somewhere else?
I'm trying to get some sleep here!
We are really sorry.
We won't disturb you anymore.
Let's go.
Oh, I'm so hungry.
Where the hell did that croissants' seller go?
Well, where am I now?
So, nothing interesting here...
Ahh! Hmm... ...um, yummy...
Hey! That's MY banana!
Give it back to me!
I saw it first! Give it back to me!
Grrr! I'll get him!
Take this...
and that!
Well, what is that?
Wow! Cool!
Excuse me sir, but...
someone has entered our base through the southern door.
What?
Yes, it seems to be a centaur...
He must be eliminated.
No centaur must be aware of our existence.
Send two automatic robots to deal with that intruder.
All right, sir. At your orders.
I have this strange feeling like someone's watching me...
Well, no, maybe not...
Oh?!?
Oh?!? Again?
Robots?
Robots? cameras?
Yes! I know!
This place must be...
...a cinema studio!
Damnation!
Well, since you seem so bright,
let's see who you really are...
Well, I am really hungry,
I have to find a croissants' vending machine.
Maybe over there?
Oh! Dolphins!
Er... Is there anybody here?
Ah! Here you are at last.
I was waiting for you.
Wow! What a special effect!
He only has two legs,
or am I dreaming again?
No, you're not dreaming,
you miserable thoughtless being.
Everyone should only have two legs.
You, centaurs, take too much place,
but this won't last any longer...
I, the Spectre, have created the "hippo reverser x-1" ray,
yes, I thought this name sounded great.
By the way, do you know what the "hippo reverser x-1" ray is for?
Peep' o' reverser x-1?
Well, no, I don't know what it's for.
Well, since you don't know,
I will tell you what the "HIPPO reverser x-1" ray is for:
it can transform a centaur into a normal human.
When you say "normal", do you mean like you?
With an extraterrestrial's head?
Shut up, you fool!
Thanks to me,
All centaurs will soon become REAL humans,
and I'm the one who'll have rid them of their ridiculous and useless legs...
Yes, it is I, the Spectre,
and I will rule the world...
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
You're a copycat!
Normally, Fantomas is the one who says that!
Stop it!
And by the way,
how did a simple centaur like you
manage to discover my ultra-secret base?
In fact, it's very simple. I'm going to tell you:
I woke up as I do everyday, and I went out to eat a croissant,
but the seller began to run just by the time I asked him for one.
Later on, I met my friend George,
but strangely, he began to run as well.
So, I went on my way, I went to the beach...
Then, I stumbled over a stone,
I mean, no... it must have been a gate,
then I fell down on a small boat which must have been unhooked by the crash.
I drifted several days on the sea –I didn't think the sea was so big–
fortunately, the boat was comfortable. In a word, it lasted so long.
After these days spent on the sea, I woke up on a beach,
and I was very hungry.
Yes, I remembered I hadn't eaten any croissants for several days.
Then I saw a banana,
but a damned monkey just stole it under my eyes
(by the way, please tell me if you see him somewhere)
I threw stones at him,
and I don't know how, a secret door just opened.
So, I went inside, and I visited the cinema studio:
Wow, it's great!
And that is how I came here by you...
Yeah... It's actually very simple...
But I would have preferred a secret agent to have come here
after having searched for me for months without finding me.
But, well, it doesn't matter.
As YOU are here, YOU will have the honor to be my guinea-pig.
Guards, seize him!
Hey! Where did he come from?
Ouch! That stung!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
What is that?
Hey! I do know this crystal!
Why is it over there?
Oh! Why did they tie me up?
I already saw you somewhere!
Ah! I see you're awake.
Let me introduce you to my spy-photograph:
Dominique.
He's the one who stole the crystal from your temple.
But... he's a centaur!
That's what YOU think.
I NEVER hire centaurs.
Dominique, show him!
Oh! How does he do that?
So, what do you say about this?
Soon, you too will also be able to do this,
when I have transformed you into a normal human.
Watch carefully...
Here is the "hippo reverser x-1" ray.
It took me more than a year to make my brilliant invention,
and it's great you're here,
so I can have it tested and finish the last adjustments.
Yes, I, the Spectre,
will get rid of you, miserable centaurs.
Every being on this planet will soon only have two legs,
and all this, thanks to me...
Did you already notice what you look like, you, centaurs,
when you want to enter a phone box?
It's always the same story:
you're always using the room 3 normal human beings could use...
I found out how to change all this:
I, the Spectre, I, the most intelligent,
I, the most handsome, I, the magnificent...
And you'll soon thank me for all this
Help! The machine has become crazy!
Hey! Set me free!
Run away!
My "hippo reverser x-1" ray will soon prove my superiority.
In a short time will there be no centaurs left in the world.
Ouch! Ouch, it itches!
What's in my back? Oh no! Not that!
Oh no! I don't want to be a centaur!
Take me these legs off! Off you go! Hop! Hop!
Take that off from me!
Ladies and gentlemen, good evening.
An explosion
–surely a volcanic explosion–
has entirely wiped out
the small desert island called "Banana Island"
which was about 600 km away from our coast.
The island has totally sunk, as if it never existed.
Hopefully, it wasn't inhabited.
And now, maybe something new about
the theft of the crystal of our temple.
Police is now searching
for a person called Gaston,
who disappeared exactly the same day as the crystal
and who's been seen near the temple that day.
Here's our special report, live, at Gaston's friend George's.
Good evening, George.
It's been exactly ten days since Gaston was seen alive.
Do you think there is a link between the disappearance
of the crystal and your friend's one?
Er... knowing Gaston well, it's possible, yes.
You know, he's good at making objects disappear...
I hope he...er... ...is far away...
I... I mean I hope he is fine...
You seem a bit distressed by this disappearance, don't you?
Oh, yes. Hem, it's really... very difficult to endure...
I can't sleep at night, and I really feel, really...
Peek-a-boo! George! It's me! I'm back!
You won't guess what happened to me?
Wow! You didn't tell me you got a new hi-fi system...
Oh no! Not the hi-fi...
Oh dear! A black-out!
Please, Gaston, stay where you are: don't move.
Why? What's the matter?
Have I got something in my back?
Oh no! Not that! Not aunt Alice's vase!
Ooops... Sorry, George.
Gaston, er..., go home, er..., relax, er..., it would be better,
er..., moreover I think your phone is ringing...
Gaston, the "telefon" is ringing, but nobody ever answers.
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