Hello, I'm Antonella and welcome back to your local Roman News Station.
I'm Aron, and today we'll be talking about the brutal stabbing of Julius Caesar.
Julius Caesar was brutally stabbed multiple times by numerous conspirators.
And we're wondering if this was a planned attack or a sporadic act.
And to get those answers, right now we have Anastasia on the scene.
How's it out there Anastasia?
It's pretty crazy out here, just minutes ago Julius Caesar was brutally murdered by a handful of conspirators
Here we have a few witnesses who saw these events unfold.
So what happened in there?
Okay, well Caesar was going to the council to be crowned
And then, there were people begging at his feet asking for favors of him.
And then, a man in the back went and stabbed him.
I think it might have been Casca.
Damn
*holycrapu it was Casca music*
Yeah I did it.
So we're here with Brutus and the big question we have for you is:
What did Caesar say to you before he died?
Et tu Brute
*being stabbed noise*
*switchblade activated*
*being stabbed noise again*
Et tu Brute
Now Caesar falls
It means, "You too Brutus," in Latin.
What do you mean by that?
*eugh*
I think he was telling me that he'd get revenge one way or another
Which in my position is quite a scary thought
So was the murder of Caesar intentional and planned or was it just a sporadic thought that you all took action on?
It was definitely planned and not impromptu, we planned this yesterday knowing what we were going to do today
Do you regret what you did?
I don't feel 100% morally good about it but I don't exactly feel guilty either because all I'm doing is what's best for Rome
and in the end, my love for Rome overpowers all
That'll be it as of right now, thanks for answering some questions for us
No problem, and look forward to my speech further.
*Wallace and Gromit esc music*
Hello and welcome back, just in Brutus gave a speech on why he and the conspirators had to do what they did
Apparently Caesar was too ambitious and would enslave us all?
Caesar was ambitious *shhh*
he... he thought too much of what he wanted to do not what the people wanted
It's not that I loved- didn't love Caesar but I loved Rome a lot more
*extremely real clapping*
Then, Brutus left the people to listen
to Antonette's speech, and what she said started off good but took a turn
Brutus was an honorable man
really honorable
him and the conspirators
SO HONORABLE
THE HONORABLIST OF MEN
completely
*weird chin thing*
(honorable)
honorable, just genuinely the best people I've ever met
like
I would've killed Caesar
2
totally
I would've killed him
*more extremely real clapping*
And on the scene with us today is Anastasia
Now to you Anastasia
I'm here where Antonette's speech just took place
she started off by honoring the men then she changed to a more sarcastic tone
when speaking of their honor and began to turn the people against Brutus
here we have a witness that saw this all transpire
How did you know the speech had took a turn?
Antonette was honoring Brutus and the other men
but then she started sounding sarcastic and made us feel guilty
and then she literally showed us the stab wounds
like who does that?
that was nasty
Did Antonette change your mind on how you feel about Brutus?
Definitely, the man did a disgraceful act
and we should burn his house down
and skin him
What did she say that provoked you to want to do so?
She called them honorable again
and they're not, they're traitors
and what really, really set us off was when she told us what Caesar had said in his will
she said, "written under Caesar's seal, to every Roman citizen he gives seventy-five drachmas."
That's a lot of money
So the money convinced you?
Partially,
but also the fact that Caesar left us his private gardens
*tryna remember lines without script*
and newly planted orchards ft. weird accent
those'er beautiful
and plus
Caesar would've been a great king if Brutus and his goons hadn't killed him
He said he did it not because he didn't love Caesar but because he loved Rome
*eugh*
well you know what I think?
he could shove his love for Rome up his-
*technical difficulties please stand by*
*quality music 4 da soul*
Antonette! Antonette? Antonette!
What're you going to do next? (Antonette!, Antonette!)
I'm overwhelmed, I can not talk right now
we must prepare for war
Hello and welcome back, just in Cassius was found dead at the hands of an ally
Who's to blame for the death of him?
On the scene we have Alice, who is filling in for Anastasia
who's going to be telling us exactly what happened today
But first, the weather
*thunder*
It's raining and it's cold out here
back to you-
Just in Brutus has seen something weird
You look like you've seen a ghost
*ghostie music remembering*
*ghostie noises*
Thank you for the weather Anastasia
Hello I am Alice and I am on the scene today where just minutes ago
Cassius just asked Pindarus, to stab him and Pindarus obliged
It seems that Cassius mistook a win for a loss when Titinius was swarmed by the oncoming troops
and thinking that the enemies had captured Titinius
Cassius handed the sword over to Pindarus and told him to stab him with the very sword he stabbed Caesar with
and with his last breath he said,
someone needs to check if that's us
Titinius: I will Cassius!
*runs off*
lol hello green screen
More on the story we have a witness here today that CLAIMS to have seen the stabbing from afar
So tell us what you saw
*ehem*
I saw Cassius and Pindarus talking and I was walking over to them to see what they were talking about
then I stopped when I saw Cassius hand over his sword to Pindarus
then Pindarus took the sword and stabbed Cassius
said something I couldn't quite hear then fled the scene
*dying noises*
What was Brutus' reaction to Cassius death?
He was devastated, but he knew he had to carry on with or without Cassius
*perfectly cued "How to save a life" by The Fray comes on*
Thank you for speaking with us today
and we'll keep you updated with the events from this gruesome battle as soon as they happen
*Wallace and Gromit esc music again*
This just in the battle is over with the death of Brutus
After a very gruesome battle, we see the death of an honorable man who clearly wanted the best for Rome
but went about it in the wrong way
take my sword Strato and look away
*switchblade engage*
farewell my lord
*stab*
*falls to floor dead*
reliving this moment over,
and over,
and over
HE WAS AN HONORABLE MAN!
yes he was
HE REALLY DID LOVE ROME!
and Octavius lol oops
*chins*
wow much edit v contribution
and then
*laughs*
It was such a good shot
intentional and planned or was it just..a...
spore a dick?
*laughs*
(sporadic thought)
(I probably shouldn't've put that)
you shouldn't have
dsh u regret
*laughs*
(just keep going, just keep going)
I'll slap you
(compose yourself)
but I don't exactly feel guilty- because I'm doing it for what's best in Rome *laughs* in the end
I'm sorry guys I can not allow it
*spllrrrr*
Okay
*oheh*
*uheh*
b****
*muted laughter*
numerous conspirators and wer-*laughs*
Kayliegh
Julius Caesar- (Kayliegh!) *laughs*
I'm Aron and today we'll be thinking about-
*laughter haha*
How's it out there Anastasia?
(It's fabulous!)
((you came out from the wrong side)) ft. abuse
this just in the battle is over-
I say that
F***
the battle is over with the death of- *laughs*
(why're you laughing?)
*Aaron attempts to speak*
*lots of laughs*
*Kyra about to laugh*
((you're already laughing))
*Kayliegh from behind a curtain* AGH THERE'S A SPIDER IN HERE
((what're you doing? as soon as I start filming))
AHH
KILL IT
- we have Alice, but first the weather......
*awkward silence*
*both throw paper violently*
*Aaron attempts to slide down wall as if dead*
Kayliegh: Dude that looked hella fake
Antonette was honoring Brutus and the other men
but then he *suddenly British accent* STARTED
*laughs because abrupt accent change*
I just got a British accent
Aaron(off camera): *british accent* STARTED
I was gonna start off with one
well you know what I think
I think he could shove his loam for Rome
*literal eye roll*
*Aaron mocking me* HIS LOAM FOR ROME
*still in british accent* would you shut up
*Aaron mocking me again in british accent* WOULD YOU SHUT UP
*Aaron still mocking me in british accent* PLEASE
damn
*still mocking me Aaron y?* YOU SOUND RIDICULOUS
*even I can't translate what Aaron is saying*
*(bad) Australian accent) I'm Australian
*even worse australian accent* Australia!
But because he loved Rome
*eugh*
well you know what I think?
HE COULD SHOVE HIS LOVE FOR ROME UP HIS A**
A**
BUTT
Good Day
*australian accent again cindy pls stop* G'day m8
damn
with the very sword -you -he
*annoyed groan*
I'ma redo that
*completely forgets my name wow m8*
F*** what's your name again?
falls over hah
cats, dogs, they're all great
all breeds, you know I don't discriminate
Kayliegh: is that good?
black ones, white ones, yellow ones, green ones, blue ones, pink ones
Kayliegh: Green cats?
red fish, blue fish-
two fish?
Kayliegh: red cat?
jew fish?
Kayliegh: jew fish?
*jumps and hood flies off*
F***
My hat came off
Well bye then b****
Looks like you've just seen a ghost
you- she's supposed to say that
she's supposed to say that
*closes eyes during photo*
blur but cur
def better
2/4 people blur
2/4 still blur we barely made it off the floor
we tried squad
we failed
pointing is fun
we look so attractive
I call this one the dab circle
I can't caption this sorry
seductive
kawaii
end screen
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