Hey, uh, Mom, I've got some big news.
I've got some big news, too!
Really? You want to go first?
Nope, you go.
Uh, all right.
So I'm, uh... making a big career move.
And it involves me coming back to Washington
on a permanent basis.
Avery! That's fantastic!
Of course you'll stay here.
I'll give you a much better rate on your room
than when you were growing up.
What's the big career move?
Um, okay.
So I get this call out of the blue.
And, apparently, my time on the trail
covering the election attracted some attention
from the, uh... [Clears throat]
...Wolf Network.
Ooh! Rice!
The Wolf Network?
Where all the male anchors are conspiracy theorists
and the women are dead behind the eyes?
It's judge-y. It's very judge-y.
Thank you.
Anyway, they offered me my own show!
Get out!
Mm-hmm.
28 years old,
and you got offered your own show to anchor?
Do you know how rare that is? That's amazing.
You didn't take it, did you?
Yes, Mom. Of course I took it.
I mean, I actually think I can make a real impact there.
You know, I can change the culture and --
an-and be the voice of reason.
Yeah. And the Earth is flat.
That's what they think over there.
All right, listen, for the past two years,
I've been covering the campaign in every single state.
And I have met a lot of people, good people,
who -- who care about this country.
You know, people who drive pick-up trucks
and have kids in the military
and save their coupons and go to church on Sunday.
They deserve a voice.
They've got one.
It's orange, lives in the Oval Office,
and is Facebook friends with Putin.

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