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My name is Stanislas, welcome to my « Podcast »
young « galopin », hippies, junkies lost in this world.
Today, I will introduce you : Custom, taxes
some taxes follow me far from my Switzerland's home...
The Carnet de passages (Custom passbook)
I am so tired to travel around the world
with my yacht or my helicopter
so, friends : How to travel with your Van ?
you must have the carnet de passages
it's the Graal for travelers.
It's an international customs document
for a temporary entry with your vehicle.
And you need to have this for traveling !
Stan, I have a question !
If I understand you,
everytime when you cross the border with your car,
Do you have to stamp your Custom book every time ?
Yes Justin, the carnet has so many advantages:
no cash deposit in the border
and no refund formality
it prints in French and English
but customs doesn't understand about this
One page is :
1 Exportation voucher
1 Importation voucher
1 Counterfoil
Counterfoil MUST stay in your carnet
it's very very important !
Every vouchers have my name,
chassis & motor number
and the association automobile club
So, you stamp the Importation voucher in India
and Exportation voucher in Pakistan
Yes of course !
The departure voucher is sent to the arrival customs post.
to give the local authority proof what the importation is success
For example
the Indian departure voucher is sent to the first Indian border where I cross
But Justin !
check if the customs work well, it's important
Back to the border
Do you think it's easy to cross ?
let's me laughing young guys
You must have money ( lot's of money)
But tell me ?
Do you receive the unemployed money ?
some money helps ?
What ?! It's expensive ? How much I must pay ?
First, you must be adherent of automobile club
and pay a monthly contribution
after you can buy your carnet : 157€
But they can send you from around the world
It's fantastic!
So I just pay 157€ + contribution ?
Huh ! Definitely... No !
But relax you...
Let me tell you a French joke...
What the customs ask to the pork when it crosses the border ?
Heuu, the carnet de passages to the farm ?
Nope, are you stupid ?! His Passport !! (passpork in French)
Pfouuu, so ! I want travel by car. How can I receive the carnet ?
If you want receive, it's very easy
Send 1 copy of passport,
1 copy of driver license,
copy of vehicle registration certificate,
Chassis and motor number
easy to find !
1 application form that you can download in the website of automobile club
Will you remember ?
Okay ! It's very easy, but pay the deposit will be hard...
Huh, mention my financial maid : Mr.Duval
It's a lot of « garlic » (money)
So you have to calculate yourself the deposit
and think about every taxes.
You calculate 100% of your vehicle in market value
If the price of your vehicle is not over 2500€
you can deposit 2500€ in your carnet, with no problem
I hope you keep your bad old car ?
Because travel with Porsche, it's a luxe
Except Iran, Pakistan and India
you calculate 150% of your vehicle in market value, and put minimum 3500€ in your carnet
But it's not finish young boy
for Egypt, Yemen and Soudan
you calculate 250% of your vehicle in market value
and put minimum 4000€ in your carnet
You must send the deposit to the automobile club
So, young « Galopin »
If I cross India to Pakistan
How much is the % of taxes to calculate?
150 % !
Yes ! It's why I sold one of my kidneys for pay the deposit...
150% of the value market of my vehicle
But it's not the most annoying, trust me...
When the customs come to check your vehicle
It can be during so many hours...
Oh my god, it's very hot
it's not every time when cross the customs is so long
But today, I wear my lucky dress for cross faster
Now we will cross the Pakistan Border
Let's go
Oh this terrorist country make me so warm, and it makes my vulva swell.
Tadada, Pakistan (song)
In front of every customs post they are so many homeless
with the horrible smell of the stew food of my dear Aunt
and between the thigh of a bailiff
Oh my god ! I am disheveled, you see Brigitte ?
Honey, can you wear the Burka ? We are in Pakistan
Wear the Burka please
We respect the country culture
it's very important when we entrance in a new country.
Rho, being more human Stan
by the way, your T-shirt is nice (Ironi)
Stanislas please
And my T-shirt is a unique designer piece. I like.
And also, when I'm back in Europe, how I get back my deposit
So, when you go back to your manor, or your castle
you must proof the exportation of your vehicle
and you can find the « certificate of location » on the last page of carnet.
And you must find a judicial officer, lower for stamp your carnet in your country.
It's very easy !
okay that reassures me a lot,
So, when I am back, I just need to send the carnet to the automobile club ?
Exactly, the CPDPD
the CPDP
You mean the CPD
Young insolent !
The CPD is mandatory and advisable in many countries.
Enjoy your trip for invest :
In India invest the sale organs
or in Thailand, the mafia bar
but my friend,
I am in Pakistan for buy some weaponry
because Donald tell me: AK47 it's a good deal.
It's why, travel around the world can make you richer.
Oh no no, I want just travel for discover some cultures
and make a movie for share to people
Thanks Stan, for teaching me how to use the carnet.
It's very important for travel by car.
Yes young « galopin »
It's the end of this videogram, and I am sad
sign up to subscribe, it touches my heart.
Oh ! Why this type of video on my channel ?
Let us explain
With Bee, we needed to relax,
and stop to be stressed since we had the car problem in India.
And the car problem haven't finished yet
because the road is still far to France
(and expensive)
And also, some bad people attack our car before leave India.
It's why we want to change our mind
(Exactly Justin)
Our life is adventure every day
we can have a new problem every day
or find something crazy
It's extraordinary
(For-mi-da-ble)
but sometimes we are little bit tired
and we have to move on
It's why, in Delhi, we discover the city
first going not in H&M but to the thrift stores.
We bought so many funny cloths
We will enjoy sometimes to create a funny video
about some important topic
(Young Galopin)
Today was the Carnet de passage,
because it's very important if you want to travel with your car.
You must have this Carnet, but it's hard to have, it's why we make a video.
Maybe it's very boring
or you don't like
but it was very funny for us
We laughing when we bought
this old dirty cloths
and for turn the video was so funny
Little anecdote for finish the video
I was in immigration border all day with
John Cena T-shirt
and this old suit, I was very warm
because I wore the suit when we were inspected the car.
And also I stayed 4 hours between Pakistan and India with this flowers shirt
I think the customs didn't understand us, « what wrong with this couple ?! »
But it was impossible to make the movie here
Military stoped us when we started to work
It was horrible !
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