Waching daily May 1 2018

Welcome back everyone to Queens Versus Kings.

It's that time of the day... ladies and gentlemen.

It's time for, "Good News and Bad News".

So what's going to happen is...

...our captains Varun and Anu will be reading...

...some pieces of news related to the theme.

So, if Varun reads out a good news,

Anu will have to respond with a bad news...

...related to the same piece.

Understood? If not, you'll find out.

Ladies and gentleman, Varun and Anu.

So, good news.

Las Vegas Nevada was declared as the city...

...with the most number of hotel rooms in the world.

Not just that. It was also voted as the most number of STDs found in hotel rooms.

Good news. Women in Saudi Arabia can finally drive.

Progress.

Bad news! Women in Saudi Arabia can finally drive.

Good news! Japan just invented ice-cream that does not melt.

Whoa! I want some.

Bad news. The Arctic is still melting because of global warming...

...but Japan has its priorities right.

Good news! UK has finally introduced cheaper visas...

...for Indians travelling to England. - Oh finally!

Bad news! They still have the Kohinoor.

Thank you so much.

Thank you. - Thank you.

Let's hear it for Varun and Anu.

Now it's time for, "My Precious".

In this game I'll be showing you an object...

...which belongs to one of the panelists from a team.

The opposite team gets to ask questions and find out...

...who it really belongs to.

Wow!

This object actually belongs to the queens.

What's the backstory of this?

So, I was at a Halloween party...

...and I decided to dress up as a cone thingy.

- Okay.

So, this is something I procured from secret places.

Very good. - You dressed up as a cone?

Yeah. - No... not believable.

Why are you carrying an extra cone?

Like were you two cones then? - Yeah.

So, this was on my head... - Oh!

...and the rest of me was like this.

Oh! - Get it?

Okay Saadiya, why is this yours?

Nahi hai, iska nahi hai. - Iska nahi hai.

Khudke fake story pe has rahi hai. - This is actually mine.

One day I was walking down the road and it was there.

So, I said... yes, I should take it home.

So, I took it home.

I don't put it past Saadiya to do that. - Yeah.

Like Chennai se flight mein kyun leke itne door aayegi.

Okay Kaavya, why is this yours?

So, I went clubbing. Okay? As one always does when you're 21.

So, I was drinking.

I got really drunk and then my friends abandoned me. Okay?

So, I'm walking outside like aimlessly in life...

...and then I meet this cone.

And he gave me or it gave me a really good vibe.

So, I was asking it existential questions like...

...Main kaun hoon? Main kahan hoon?

And then... - Did you drink or were you on ***?

Main kaun hoon? Main bhi cone hoon.

Anu, why is this yours?

It's a little bit of a sad story. - Okay.

But, my first boyfriend, he broke up with me...

No! - Yeah!

Yeah, it happens to the best of us.

He gave this. It was just probably like a fun thing.

He gave this to me and said, "You're a traffic-stopper".

And I was like, oh! - Oh!

But it was the 1st of April. - Ah! Yes!

Iska nahi hai. She went for the joke. - Yeah.

So kings what do you think?

Saadiya? Dekh mujhe lagta hai... - Chennai se kyun carry karegi?

Mujhe lagta hai Supriya ya Anu ka hai.

No. no. Supriya or Saadiya.

No. no. Mere ko lagta hai... - It is mine.

Saadiya?

Ye plane mein kaise laayi?

Okay. Fine. After much deliberation I've decided.

Okay.

Phir deliberate kyun kiya?

It's Supriya.

Why Supriya?

Because I like her commitment to Halloween. - Yeah.

And she seems like she could steal that.

But ye cone ghar pe...

Mere ko lagta hai Kaavya hai but abhi captain jo bole...

And as we all know it can't be Saadiya...

...because there are no traffic cones in Chennai.

Kaavya. Kaavya.

Metro sab jagah ban raha hai. Achha humlog change kar sakte hai kya?

Okay... I'll tell you what... - Change kar sakte hai na, par jaldi.

Okay. Final answer Kaavya. - Kaavya.

Pakka? - Yes.

Ladies and gentlemen, ye cone... - Yes...

...kaun ko belong karta hai? - Amazing!

Jaanne ke liye... the cone owner, please come on stage herself.

Maine bola tha.

Maine bola tha. Sabse plausible...

She brought it from Chennai? Pagal!

How will she bring it on a flight?

Saadiya, thank you so much for picking things up from the streets.

Someone has to. - Someone has to.

Swachh Bharat. Well-done, Saadiya!

Ladies and gentlemen, this is a marathon medal...

...belongs to one of the kings.

And take it away.

It's your time to ask questions.

Utsav, start.

So, as you know that I'm a denizen of New Bombay.

Right. - Very close to Chembur...

I was travelling there for a marathon.

It was... I mean it was supposed to be a half marathon...

...but it turned out to be a full marathon.

So, yeah... I started running.

I ran from Chembur to Sion and back to Chembur.

And then I signed my name on a piece of paper and...

...then it said, yeah, you've run a marathon.

And now what about you marathon runner...

...Kumar Varun? - Marathon runner extraordinaire.

See, I've never actually ran a marathon.

Reason I got this was very corporate reason.

The brand that I used to work for was one of the sponsor for this.

So, the entire marketing team had to come early morning one day.

Humne sponsor kiya hai toh humko toh aana hi padega.

So, we all came subah aise hi.

And wo last mein bola ki, tere ko bhaagne ka jarurat nahi hai.

Tu bhaag sakta bhi nahi hai.

Toh tu just ek baar walk karle.

Atleast company ke PPT mein daalne ke liye ek photo hona chahiye.

Medal ke saath.

This is obviously mine. - Right.

I'll tell you why... the story.

I'm talking about monsoon of 2017. - Haan.

As you guys know I've always been into fitness.

It doesn't show on my body. - Yeah.

But I am.

And the minute I decide something karna hai, toh karna hai.

So I'm like, thik hai man, let's run a marathon.

So, I was like... main jaake dekha marathon ka kitna kilometer rahta hai.

Toh pahle 5 km dekha main bola nahi nahi ye toh bahut chindi hai.

Like optimism.

Hope... hope... - So I saw 10 km, I'm like ye mujhe karna hai.

Within ten days I prepared myself.

And I got. 69 minutes I took for 10 km.

It's mine because... so, I'm half-Sindhi.

Basically all the Sindhis they all have a full community going on. Right?

So, they do a lot of events all across the city...

...especially in Sindhi strongholds.

So, my Naani went and registered my name...

...without even telling me. - Haan.

And then I get a call one day saying... you've to go.

I'm like I don't like marathons.

I hate running. I work-out but I hate running.

So, she said... you've to go, tujhe meri kasam hai.

She gave me a full emotional senti five minute talk on the phone.

So, I was like I can't disappoint my Naani.

I didn't even finish this marathon.

I ran a little bit and then I just walked out.

But she saw me run.

And she saw me with the medal.

So, she was happy and that's the story about it.

Wow! - Wow!

I believe this Kumar Varun's story.

Could be Dudeja's story because

from the four of them he's the one...

Who said 10 km? - Yeah!

That's why? - Yeah.

No but he... - He's used terms.

He's overcompensating like 69 minutes... - Yeah.

Utsav, did you run? - Oh absolutely.

The whole way through?

It's definitely not Utsav.

I started.

Alright queens, do you have an answer?

I think it's Dudeja.

No... it's Kumar Varun.

I think it's Kumar Varun. - Office...random...

But I honestly think it's Dudeja, but we can go with Kumar Varun.

Okay. - Kumar Varun.

Kumar Varun. - We're going to go with Kumar Varun.

But, you've to give a logic. Why Kumar Varun? Why not...

He's the most believable non-runner who will get a...

Alright. Alright. - It's okay.

It's time to find out whose story it is.

What I'm going to do is I'm going to actually go...

...and put this on the person whose story this is.

Okay. Okay.

Stand up, Kumar Varun. - Yeah.

Sab khade ho jao.

My god! - I told...

Okay... - Nah... nah...

Relax. Relax.

Nah... nah...

If it's Utsav, I'm going to kill myself.

- Nah... nah...

We won. - Now Rahul has become a true TV host.

Alright! Ladies and gentlemen,

this medal belongs to...

Siddharth Dudeja.

I told you.

What a performance!

You know what... this was great...

...because it was a tie in the sense that you couldn't guess...

...and you couldn't guess.

So, no one wins this round. - Oh!

It is now time for an epic face off.

And we're playing the famous "Punchline Round"...

...from Queens of Comedy.

And the game is called...

Foot In Mouth.

Both the panelists will be given a social situation...

...and they've to come up with the worst possible things to say...

...in that social situation. - Okay.

Can we have all the panelists on stage please?

The first situation which might be of the social nature...

...is an inauguration. Any inauguration that you can think of.

Aaj se dukaan band.

I hope there won't be any fire in this restaurant.

Sir, ye lijiye scissor aur ye paper aur ye rock.

Madam sorry, you'll have to shut your shop.

You didn't link your Aadhaar.

Sir, ye lijiye scissor. - Thank you.

Aur ye lijiye salad.

Caesar salad.

Kaichi laao, main inauguration karunga.

Ye online store hai.

Alright.

Let's move on to the second social situation.

Protest.

Simon, go back.

Yeah, he has a really cute butt.

Ye sab Facebook, Twitter pe bhi toh kar sakte the.

Yahan kya pakaa raha hai.

Sir, protest ekdum mast gaya abhi ghar chalte hai chalo.

Aree kaise jaaye? Bus toh jalaa di.

So, with that we've come to the end of the face off round.

And the winners of this round

are the kings.

Now it's time for us to announce the episode winners.

And the winners are ..

the kings.

- Yeah!

So, that was our episode.

We'll see you guys next week only on Queens versus Kings...

...styled by Fastrack.

See you. Bye, bye. Take care and happy Gokulashtami.