Waching daily Dec 29 2017

Did you accomplish last year's resolutions for this year?

Well, I stopped drinking, so… I'm clean.

Congrats!

Thanks.

I got a job, you guys!

Yay!

Well, my goals… Is that a new cellphone?

Yeah, I got it last month.

Oh… what about last year's resolution?

Yeah, weren't you supposed to stop shopping?

What do you want to do next year?

I wanna stop shopping!

No, c'mon, what do you want to do next year?

I want to spend less, oi.

Well, you can do it next year.

Yeah, next year I'm definitely accomplishing this.

Yeah, right.

What about yours?

I don't remember, but look at this watch I bought – it talks – and the new iPhone too!

Told you I doubted it.