Thứ Hai, 3 tháng 4, 2017

Waching daily Apr 3 2017

Don't let TV series steal your relationship

React

With lovestores Passage du Désir

For the sustainable development of the couple

For more infomation >> Les Séries - Zombie - Duration: 0:31.

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TOBA , MI BULL TERRIER INCONDICIONAL - Duration: 4:04.

For more infomation >> TOBA , MI BULL TERRIER INCONDICIONAL - Duration: 4:04.

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Avance exposición: Tesoros de la Hispanic Society of America - Duration: 1:26.

We are in the galleries of the Jerónimos building of the Museo Nacional del Prado where you can

find the pre-Celtic Iberian world, the Romans and the cultures of the Middle Ages:

Islamic, Mudéjar and Christian.

The Golden Age, the decorative arts, paintings, sculpture, glass and ceramics.

The library of rare books and manuscripts, drawings and letters; the portrait gallery

of illustrious Spanish men and women.

All these can be found in a single exhibition, hence its title, "Treasures of

the Hispanic Society", which are also treasures of Spanish-Hispanic cultural

heritage from across the globe, reunited in New York.

For more infomation >> Avance exposición: Tesoros de la Hispanic Society of America - Duration: 1:26.

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Les Séries - Supergirl - Duration: 0:25.

Don't let TV series steal your relationship

React

With lovestores Passage du Désir

For the sustainable development of the couple

For more infomation >> Les Séries - Supergirl - Duration: 0:25.

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Solucionar problema de red "Conectado sin acceso a Internet" o "Internet no seguro" - Duration: 2:46.

For more infomation >> Solucionar problema de red "Conectado sin acceso a Internet" o "Internet no seguro" - Duration: 2:46.

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Tu préfères...? | Hello bank! - Duration: 2:02.

For more infomation >> Tu préfères...? | Hello bank! - Duration: 2:02.

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Sous les étoiles / Ep.02 Domaine Raba - Duration: 2:00.

For more infomation >> Sous les étoiles / Ep.02 Domaine Raba - Duration: 2:00.

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Intervalos en la recta - Duration: 12:44.

For more infomation >> Intervalos en la recta - Duration: 12:44.

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Como o implante coclear mudou a sua vida? - Duration: 1:53.

For more infomation >> Como o implante coclear mudou a sua vida? - Duration: 1:53.

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Wippa's April Fools stadium stitch-up on Matt de Groot - Duration: 2:56.

For more infomation >> Wippa's April Fools stadium stitch-up on Matt de Groot - Duration: 2:56.

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Escocia ¿Camino a la independencia? - VisualPolitik - Duration: 11:23.

For more infomation >> Escocia ¿Camino a la independencia? - VisualPolitik - Duration: 11:23.

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Disney Channel España - Banner La Ley de Milo Murphy -576p en 16:9- - Duration: 0:18.

For more infomation >> Disney Channel España - Banner La Ley de Milo Murphy -576p en 16:9- - Duration: 0:18.

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SALA DE ESPERA Cortometraje - Duration: 10:37.

WAITING ROOM

GOD, WHAT A DARKNESS!

CAN ANYONE SWITCH THE LIGHT?

THIS IS OVERWHELMING

LIGHT PLEASE!

WHAT?

NOTHING AT ALL

YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE, DO YOU?

HONESTLY, NO.

THE DENTIST?

I SEE, YOU HAVEN'T GOT THE SLIGHTEST IDEA

IT'S BETTER THIS WAY...

YOU BETTER DISCOVER BY YOURSELF

THIS IS A WAITING ROOM, RIGHT?

RIGHT

I CAN'T REMEMBER HOW I REACHED HERE

THATíS NOT IMPORTANT NOW

THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT YOU ARE HERE

WAIT, WAIT

EMERGENCY ROOM?

AM I SICK?

AM I AMNESIAC OR SOMETHING?

NO THIS IS EMERGENCY ROOM, INDEED!

AH, OH...I SEE!

I KNOW, I KNOW

A SECT!

HEAVEN

EXCUSE ME?

WELL, IT´S DOORS, ACTUALLY.

WAITING FOR PERMISSION TO GO IN OR NOT

SO HEAVEN?

YEAH, YEAH

SO I MUST BE

WAS IT PAINFUL?

AND HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT THIS?

I´M BUDIST

I DIE, YOU KNOW

I COME HERE; THEY GIVE ME ANOTHER BODY

AND GO BACK DOWN THERE

I DON´T KNOW, YOU HAVE TO GET USED

THE WORSE IS THAT YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT COMES NEXT

FLY, FO EXAMPLE

IT´S EASY THAT YOU ARE GIVEN THAT

THERE ARE SO MANY, AND THEIR LIFE IS SO BRIEF

THE SAME FOR MOSQUITOS

IF YOU GET DISTRACTED, ZAS!

I KNOW

YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT THEIR FOODSTUFF

IF YOU ARE A FLY, OR MOSQUITO

YOU EAT WHAT YOU LIKE:

SHIT? SHIT.

BLOOD? BLOOD.

YOU ARE A DAMN FLY

IF YOU FLY TO A CHOP, YOU DIE

LET´S SEE

IF A FLY COMES TO YOUR FOOD

YOU TRY TO KILL IT, RIGHT?

HOWEVER,

IF YOU SEE A FLY ON TRASH

YOU DON´T ANNOY IT, RIGHT?

SHIT IS EQUAL TO FOOD

AND WITH MANY NUTRIENTS!

HAIL MARY, FULL OF GRACE!

OUR LORD IS WITH THEE!

GUILLERMO JOSÉ…,

YOU ARE NEXT

AH...

MY... MY NAME IS JULIAN.

MY NAME?

YOU NEED MY NAME?

WHICH OF THEM YOU WANT?

ONE?

I HAVE MANY OF MANY TYPES

I HAVE STRAGES, EXOTICS,

FORM ANIMALS, ABSURDS,

GUTTURALS...

ONE IS ENOUGH FOR ME

CALL ME THE MAN ON YOUR RIGHT

LEFT, YOU WILL MEAN

LEFT?

OH, SURE, LEFT, LEFT!

THAT´S NOT A NAME

OUCH!

HERE COMES THE SMART ASS

AFTER ALL I HAVE SEEN IN LIFE

AFTER ALL I HAVE SUFFERED...

YOU WILL TELL ME THAT

WHAT MAN ON THE LEFT? THAT´S NOT A NAME?

"JUSTIN CASE" IS A NAME, RIGHT?

AND "DEE ZASTER"

AREN´T THEY ALSO NAMES?

COME ON, PLEASE!

OK, OK

CALL YOURSELF AS YOU PREFER

OF COURSE I WILL!

AT THE END, IT´S YOUR NAME

OK THEN

MAN ON THE LEFT

MAY I SERVE YOU?

OH, COME ON!!

HAIL MARY, FULL OF GRACE!

OUR LORD IS WITH THEE!

ATTENTION PLEASE

THE BUDIST, PLEASE!

WELL,

YOU´LL TELL HIM IT HAS BEEN A PREASURE AND ALL THAT STUFF?

I DON´T THINK SO, I DON´T FEEL IT

BYE, GOD BLESS YOU

BLESS ME?

WHO KNOWS WHERE HE IS?

DAMN!

FUCK IT!

WHAT THE FUCK!

AH... SORRY??

SORRY?

DON´T FUCK!

I SPENT THE DAY WAITING HERE

AND THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE COMES

AND KILLS ME PROMPTLY

AND I DIDN´T HAVE THE CHANCE TO GO FOR SOME SHIT FOR LUNCH

AND I´M DAMN HUNGRY!

IT WAS A REFLEX ACT

UHHH, A REFLEX ACT, A REFLEX ACT

JULIAN DOMíNGUEZ CASTO IS NEXT

MISTER JULIAN DOMíNGUEZ CASTO

WELCOME TO THE SPANISH HEAVEN

ATHEIST

ATHEIST?

NICE START!

ALTHOUGH AS I SEE, YOU ARE CHANGING YOUR MIND.

RIGHT! THANKS TO A FLY...

SUCH A THING!

YOU SAID "FUCKING GOD" 567,987 TIMES!

JULIAN, JULIAN!

MASTURBATION 71,519 TIMES?

JULIAN, THATíS MORE THAN 5 TIMES PER DAY!

LET´S SEE IF WE CAN SORT THIS OUT...

IMPURE THOUGHTS, I GUESS

TEACHERS, PORN...

SISTERS Y WIVES OF FRIENDS...

GOOD, KEEP IT UP.

ONE MAN?

WELL... IF IT WAS JUST ONE...

ANIMALS!?

JULIAN, JULIAN!

NO WORRIES

A COUPLE OF LORD´S PLAYERS

AND SORTED OUT

YOU CAN START NOW IF YOU WANT

OUR FATHER IN HEAVEN, GOD IS ALMIGHTY,

HALLOWED BE YOUR NAME...

OH SHIT

THE NEXT ISSUE

TAKES YOU OUT OF HEAVEN

MURDER

MURDER?

ACCORDING TO THIS

YOU KILLED THE MAN ON THE LEFT

COME ON, IT WAS A FLY!

I´M AFRAID THAT´S NOT RIGHT

IT WAS A FLY, A FUCKING FLY

FLY OR NOT

MURDER

I HAVE JUST ONE OPTION

HELL

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