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We are in the galleries of the Jerónimos building of the Museo Nacional del Prado where you can
find the pre-Celtic Iberian world, the Romans and the cultures of the Middle Ages:
Islamic, Mudéjar and Christian.
The Golden Age, the decorative arts, paintings, sculpture, glass and ceramics.
The library of rare books and manuscripts, drawings and letters; the portrait gallery
of illustrious Spanish men and women.
All these can be found in a single exhibition, hence its title, "Treasures of
the Hispanic Society", which are also treasures of Spanish-Hispanic cultural
heritage from across the globe, reunited in New York.
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SALA DE ESPERA Cortometraje - Duration: 10:37.
WAITING ROOM
GOD, WHAT A DARKNESS!
CAN ANYONE SWITCH THE LIGHT?
THIS IS OVERWHELMING
LIGHT PLEASE!
WHAT?
NOTHING AT ALL
YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE, DO YOU?
HONESTLY, NO.
THE DENTIST?
I SEE, YOU HAVEN'T GOT THE SLIGHTEST IDEA
IT'S BETTER THIS WAY...
YOU BETTER DISCOVER BY YOURSELF
THIS IS A WAITING ROOM, RIGHT?
RIGHT
I CAN'T REMEMBER HOW I REACHED HERE
THATíS NOT IMPORTANT NOW
THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT YOU ARE HERE
WAIT, WAIT
EMERGENCY ROOM?
AM I SICK?
AM I AMNESIAC OR SOMETHING?
NO THIS IS EMERGENCY ROOM, INDEED!
AH, OH...I SEE!
I KNOW, I KNOW
A SECT!
HEAVEN
EXCUSE ME?
WELL, IT´S DOORS, ACTUALLY.
WAITING FOR PERMISSION TO GO IN OR NOT
SO HEAVEN?
YEAH, YEAH
SO I MUST BE
WAS IT PAINFUL?
AND HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT THIS?
I´M BUDIST
I DIE, YOU KNOW
I COME HERE; THEY GIVE ME ANOTHER BODY
AND GO BACK DOWN THERE
I DON´T KNOW, YOU HAVE TO GET USED
THE WORSE IS THAT YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT COMES NEXT
FLY, FO EXAMPLE
IT´S EASY THAT YOU ARE GIVEN THAT
THERE ARE SO MANY, AND THEIR LIFE IS SO BRIEF
THE SAME FOR MOSQUITOS
IF YOU GET DISTRACTED, ZAS!
I KNOW
YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT THEIR FOODSTUFF
IF YOU ARE A FLY, OR MOSQUITO
YOU EAT WHAT YOU LIKE:
SHIT? SHIT.
BLOOD? BLOOD.
YOU ARE A DAMN FLY
IF YOU FLY TO A CHOP, YOU DIE
LET´S SEE
IF A FLY COMES TO YOUR FOOD
YOU TRY TO KILL IT, RIGHT?
HOWEVER,
IF YOU SEE A FLY ON TRASH
YOU DON´T ANNOY IT, RIGHT?
SHIT IS EQUAL TO FOOD
AND WITH MANY NUTRIENTS!
HAIL MARY, FULL OF GRACE!
OUR LORD IS WITH THEE!
GUILLERMO JOSÉ…,
YOU ARE NEXT
AH...
MY... MY NAME IS JULIAN.
MY NAME?
YOU NEED MY NAME?
WHICH OF THEM YOU WANT?
ONE?
I HAVE MANY OF MANY TYPES
I HAVE STRAGES, EXOTICS,
FORM ANIMALS, ABSURDS,
GUTTURALS...
ONE IS ENOUGH FOR ME
CALL ME THE MAN ON YOUR RIGHT
LEFT, YOU WILL MEAN
LEFT?
OH, SURE, LEFT, LEFT!
THAT´S NOT A NAME
OUCH!
HERE COMES THE SMART ASS
AFTER ALL I HAVE SEEN IN LIFE
AFTER ALL I HAVE SUFFERED...
YOU WILL TELL ME THAT
WHAT MAN ON THE LEFT? THAT´S NOT A NAME?
"JUSTIN CASE" IS A NAME, RIGHT?
AND "DEE ZASTER"
AREN´T THEY ALSO NAMES?
COME ON, PLEASE!
OK, OK
CALL YOURSELF AS YOU PREFER
OF COURSE I WILL!
AT THE END, IT´S YOUR NAME
OK THEN
MAN ON THE LEFT
MAY I SERVE YOU?
OH, COME ON!!
HAIL MARY, FULL OF GRACE!
OUR LORD IS WITH THEE!
ATTENTION PLEASE
THE BUDIST, PLEASE!
WELL,
YOU´LL TELL HIM IT HAS BEEN A PREASURE AND ALL THAT STUFF?
I DON´T THINK SO, I DON´T FEEL IT
BYE, GOD BLESS YOU
BLESS ME?
WHO KNOWS WHERE HE IS?
DAMN!
FUCK IT!
WHAT THE FUCK!
AH... SORRY??
SORRY?
DON´T FUCK!
I SPENT THE DAY WAITING HERE
AND THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE COMES
AND KILLS ME PROMPTLY
AND I DIDN´T HAVE THE CHANCE TO GO FOR SOME SHIT FOR LUNCH
AND I´M DAMN HUNGRY!
IT WAS A REFLEX ACT
UHHH, A REFLEX ACT, A REFLEX ACT
JULIAN DOMíNGUEZ CASTO IS NEXT
MISTER JULIAN DOMíNGUEZ CASTO
WELCOME TO THE SPANISH HEAVEN
ATHEIST
ATHEIST?
NICE START!
ALTHOUGH AS I SEE, YOU ARE CHANGING YOUR MIND.
RIGHT! THANKS TO A FLY...
SUCH A THING!
YOU SAID "FUCKING GOD" 567,987 TIMES!
JULIAN, JULIAN!
MASTURBATION 71,519 TIMES?
JULIAN, THATíS MORE THAN 5 TIMES PER DAY!
LET´S SEE IF WE CAN SORT THIS OUT...
IMPURE THOUGHTS, I GUESS
TEACHERS, PORN...
SISTERS Y WIVES OF FRIENDS...
GOOD, KEEP IT UP.
ONE MAN?
WELL... IF IT WAS JUST ONE...
ANIMALS!?
JULIAN, JULIAN!
NO WORRIES
A COUPLE OF LORD´S PLAYERS
AND SORTED OUT
YOU CAN START NOW IF YOU WANT
OUR FATHER IN HEAVEN, GOD IS ALMIGHTY,
HALLOWED BE YOUR NAME...
OH SHIT
THE NEXT ISSUE
TAKES YOU OUT OF HEAVEN
MURDER
MURDER?
ACCORDING TO THIS
YOU KILLED THE MAN ON THE LEFT
COME ON, IT WAS A FLY!
I´M AFRAID THAT´S NOT RIGHT
IT WAS A FLY, A FUCKING FLY
FLY OR NOT
MURDER
I HAVE JUST ONE OPTION
HELL
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