ANNOUNCER: AND NOW BABY MOONING.
BABY MOONING.
ANNOUNCER: WITH SERENA WILLIAMS
AND THAT BILLIONAIRE DUDE.
SERENA WILLIAMS AND HER
FIANCEE ALEXIS ARE STILL BABY
MOONING IN MEXICO.
HARVEY: WHAT THE HELL IS BABY
MOONING?
ANNOUNCER: YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE
YOUR LAST CHANCE TO RELAX AND
HAVE SOME FUN BEFORE YOU SPEND
THE NEXT THREE YEARS COVERED IN
VOMIT AND URINE.
HEY, MEXICO, NICE CHOICE.
SUN, SAND, A LITTLE DANCING, A
LITTLE DRINKING.
SHE CAN HAVE A GLASS OF WINE.
NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE A GLASS OF
WINE WHEN YOU'RE PREGNANT.
YOU CAN HAVE ONE GLASS.
HARVEY: MY MOM DRANK.
AND MY MOM SMOKED.
ANNOUNCER: AND TURNED OUT --
FINE.
ALEXIS WILL PROBABLY HAVE A
TEQUILA OR TWO.
HARVEY: ARE GUYS ALLOWED TO
DRINK AS MUCH AS THEY WANT IF
THEY'RE WITH A WOMAN WHO'S
PREGNANT?
ANNOUNCER: PERHAPS EVEN MORE SO.
ANYWAY, GOOD LUCK FOR THE KID.
SUPER ATHLETE MOM.
SUPER TECHIE DAD.
I WONDER WHICH WAY THE BABY
WILL GO, NERD OR ATHLETE?
HARVEY: I'M GOING FOR THE NERD,
YOU KNOW WHY?
SOMEONE WHO'S SMART CAN DO ALL
SORTS OF THINGS.
AN ATHLETE CAN USUALLY DO ONE OR
TWO THINGS.
THERE ARE MILLIONS OF NERDS
WHO ARE MULTIMILLIONAIRES.
THERE ARE LIKE 150 ATHLETES WHO
ARE MULTIMILLIONAIRES.
I CHOOSE ATHLETES!
HARVEY: AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN THAT ATHLETE SUFFERS AN
ACHILLES' TENDON?
HE OR SHE IS DONE.
ANNOUNCER: YOU HEAR THAT, LITTLE
ONE, WE JUST GAVE YOU A
CAREER-ENDING INJURY.
HAPPY BABY MOON.

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